Lily is the prettiest girl I've ever seen, and
I know I can be a bit of a prat around her, but I think I
Love her, and I just want her attention. She's
Young, and smart, and gorgeous.
Everyone in this bloody school knows I like her. Her
Voice is like angels singing from heaven
And her hair is so pretty, so long and thick and red.
Nobody else cares about her the way I do,
So why won't she just go out on a date with me?
Bloody hell! That buggering git Snivellus just hexed me from behind! I'll teach the little greaseball.
DENSAUGEO!
There. Now maybe one of his equally greasy idiot friends will help him to the Hospital Wing. Now, where's Padfoot? I could get him to hex one of them on the way up.....