The Dark Lord's Eulogy: An Odious Ode by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 307 Viewcount: 2731
Published on: 08/02/07 Updated On: 08/03/07
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 307 Viewcount: 2731
Published on: 08/02/07 Updated On: 08/03/07
1. Chapter One and Only! by Schmerg_The_Impaler [ - ] (307 words)
There were so many sad deaths in Deathly Hallows, including those of three of my favourite characters. So what did I do? Me being Schmergo, and Schmergo being insane, I wrote a poem about the antagonist RESPONSIBLE for those horrific deaths! What's up with that? But here it is anyway. I don't own Voldemort, but Harry Potter does PWN him.
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