Arthur Weasley fixed the bike
He watches out for every tyke,
Defends Muggles that we like,
Weasley is our king!
Molly takes no Dark Lord sass,
Her fearsome dueling skills surpass,
Molly sure kicks Bella’s *rear,*
Weasley is our queen!
Bill kept his beau French bride
He won’t let Greyback break his stride,
Serves as Harry’s goblin guide,
Weasley is our king!
Charlie stands as Bill’s best man
One of the mighty Weasley clan
Comes to fight because he can,
Weasley is our king!
Percy knows he’s been a prat
For once he openly says that
Now he wants to join combat,
Weasley is our king!
Fred always was the most fun
He was the “better-looking” one,
Fred lives on in George’s son,
Weasley was our king!
George recovers with a pun
But all his trials have just begun
Though days as one of two are done,
Weasley is our king!
Ron remains a loyal mate
Who doesn’t rise to horcrux bait,
Knows Hermione’s worth the wait,
Weasley is our king!
Ginny doesn’t let mere fright
Stop her from dealing with her plight
Fights for and wins Mr. Right,
Weasley is our queen!
Close-knit family, lifelong friends
Who always try to make amends
That’s why a true fan contends,
Weasleys are our kings!
Weasleys are our Kings! by Fading
Chapter Notes: I owe this one to M, who had the idea in the first place. I stole her verse and ran with it, and it's only a matter of time until she catches up. Thanks M!