I don't feel like studying
From out of the blue...
I'd much rather sit here
And hold hands with you.
Don't you like spiders?
I love them to bits!
I wish I could teach them
All sorts of new tricks.
Imperio, Imperius
What a friendly curse!
Why is it unforgivable
When there are far worse?
Killing my buddy?
I'm not sure about that
...No, it's a grand idea!
I'll make him flat!
Murdering mudbloods?
I don't like the idea.
But if you think so,
I'm sure I'll get the feel.
Imperio, Imperius
Whatever have you done?
I don't like you anymore
You don't seem like much fun.
Whoa. What happened?
I'm not sure where I am.
Is my name Ronald?
Is my name Stan?
And I'm surrounded by the Ministry
Wands held high.
And now I know what happened
Though I'm not sure why.
Imperio, Imperius
Why are you so mean?
Look what you've got me into
This isn't what it seems!
Goodness me, where am I?
And gosh, what's happened here?
Everybody's dead
And a guy just disappeared.
And here come lots of Aurors
With scary magic light
I still don't know what happened
And I'd sink out of sight.
Imperio, Imperius
You're sneaky and you're sly
I really really hate you
...Or do I?