Story Notes: This is an idea that popped up for the March/April Monthly Challenge at The Three Broomsticks that I just had to write. That being said, thanks to my speedy and helpful beta Melissa/solemnlyswear_x. Shout out to my parents for complying with Operation Burrow and to Phil for bringing it into fruition. Also, if the real Jamie reads this, she should realise what I'm trying to scream at her.
Lots of thanks this time. Let the curtain rise.