Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge
I hate her!
She looks like a toad!
Her simpering laugh,
It’s an annoying load!
Her little black bow,
It looks horribly like a fly!
Her flabby little face,
Deserves to be smothered in pie!
A squat little toad she is!
And when she smiles at me,
I get this aching desire to…
What was it? Oh yes, kick her in the knee!
She banned me from playing Quidditch!
Fred and George too!
It gives me the urge to mess up her cardigan,
Which, by the way, is new!
She favors Slytherin.
Malfoy above all!
Speaking of Malfoy,
It’d be great if he had an “accidental” fall.
Fred and George are going to make sure she doesn’t get comfortable,
Because I heard them yell:
“We don’t care anymore,
We’re going to make her life a living hell!”
And that they did.
It was great!
Hogwarts helped, of course!
Umbridge: 0, Weasely twins: 8!
She’s finally gone!
Which I am very happy about!
So if she’s giving you a hassle,
The Weasely twins will help, no doubt!