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Miley Gone Potter! by Sunny_Rainbow

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Disclaimer: I do now own Harry Potter or Miley Cyrus. Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Disney.
Chapter Notes: This is the song 7 Things by Miley Cyrus, in the Potter world it's called 7 Pieces and is Harry singing to Voldemort about his horcruxes, until Bellatrix butts in.
"7 Things"

Harry:

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Duels that we've shared

They were scary, glad they're over
It's not possible for me not to be scared
And now I'm standing before you
And I know you'll increase my fear when you hear, oh dear

I hate the 7 pieces of you

[Chorus]
I hate the 7 pieces of you (oh you)
The diary, the ring, the snake
Nagini, the locket
That stupid cup, of Hufflepuff
I don't know if the word hate's enough
The diadem, yeah I hate that too
Just to be clear
I want you to know how much that I hate you
And the worst thing you did to make me hate you
You made me one too

It's awkward and silent
As I wait for you to scream
Avada Kedavra
Your sincere hatred to me
If you do it, I'll defeat you
If you don't then, I'll bequeath you
Let's be clear
Oh you're not killing me
You're taking a huge risk here

[Chorus]
I hate the 7 pieces of you (oh you)
The diary, the ring, the snake
Nagini, the locket
That stupid cup, of Hufflepuff
I don't know if the word hate's enough
The diadem, yeah I hate that too
Just to be clear
I want you to know how much that I hate you
And the worst thing you did to make me hate you
You made me one too

Bellatrix:
And compared to all the dumb things
That Potter tried to write
I probably should mention
The 7 things I like

The 7 things I like about you
Your big bald head, your cold red eyes

You're lovable, it's all a disguise
You make me laugh, and others cry
Your spells are the best way to die

Your wand at me
When we're in combat everything's alright
I want to be
With you I just know

You were for me ever since you were Sort
I ship Bellamort
I do (oh)
Chapter Endnotes: I hope you liked it! And I hope someday it will be played on the Wizarding Wireless Network! Stay tuned for more Miley Gone Potter! Reviews please!