House Elf Today
Draco:
No one can understand what it is
That I'm doing
In the secret room
They've gotta second guess, don't suspect
I just really can't fail this time
If they only knew what I was doing
It really is a lot to think about
Then you'd have the inside scoop
On how to stop me, what to do
But no one will ever find,
They mystery of the secret room
[Chorus]
Dobby:
Don't you wish that you could be a
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Dobby:
A creepy little sneaky little
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Draco:
Oh no my precious secrets, yeah
He'll know it all!
Dobby:
Don't you wish that you could be a
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Harry:
I'd love to know, the things he does
During Quidditch matches, in the room
Friends always second guess, wonder if
I'm lying and there's nothing wrong
They should know by now
Draco:
If you're on the dark side, then you will know
If you're on the good side, you have no clue
I just wish the Dark Lord
Saw me every second of the day
That way he would have no doubt
That Draco Malfoy's here to stay!
[Chorus:]
Dobby:
Don't you wish that you could be a
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Dobby:
A creepy little sneaky little
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Draco:
Oh no my precious secrets, yeah
He's going to know it all
Dobby:
Don't you wish that you could be a
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Draco:
A little Vanishing Cabinet!
Well that'll go a long way
They're getting misinformation
Too much hearsay, hearsay
Dobby:
And what they say is
Come a little closer
And what they're gonna say is
Don't You
Don't You
Don't You
Don't you wish you were a...
Hey!
[Chorus:]
Dobby:
Don't you wish that you could be a
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Dobby:
A creepy little sneaky little
Kreacher:
House Elf today
Draco:
Oh no my precious secrets, yeah
He's going to know it all
Dobby:
Don't you wish that you could be a
Kreacher:
House elf today
Miley Gone Potter! by Sunny_Rainbow
Chapter Notes: This song is Fly on The Wall by Miley Cyrus but my version is called House Elf Today. It features Draco Malfoy, Kreacher, Dobby, and of course Harry Potter! All taking place in the sixth book when Harry becomes suspicious.
Chapter Endnotes: Hope you liked it! Please comment!