Good God! Where am I?!
Oh, hopefully I won't die!
In between make-believe and real,
Not sure exactly how I feel....
I leaned against a red brick wall,
Only then I found myself in a fall.
Greeted by a giant oh-so-tall,
Surrounded by the most weird of all!
Of all the creatures – short stubby elves,
So small they could fit in our local bookstore's shelves.
Shy strange children wearing funny hats,
Men wearing bathrobes out in public - what's up with that?!
They all stare at me with a hint of apprehension;
Maybe if I stand up it would ease some of the tension....
Mutters one strangely dressed man - “Muggle.â€
The crowd I've accumulated explodes into babble.
A stern-looking woman pushes to the front -
Where I lie, away from the many sighs and grunts.
She pulls out a chestnut-colored stick
Her pointy black hat?! Oh my God! She's a-
“Obliviate!
That was a cinch!â€