Story Notes: This poem was inspired by a prompt in Herbology. The prompt was Flanders and Swann who wrote many comical songs. Anyhoo, I particularly liked Madeira m'dear but decided to give it a twist - Potter style.
Thank you, VV, for the prompt. Many thanks to Bine (luinrina) for beta'ing this for me. The world is JK Rowling's, I've just put a spin on it.
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