Elitist and refined,

Blood-purity enshrined,

No Slytherin outshined,

The Malfoy Family.

 

Their manor's richly drear,

Ostentatious yet severe,

They boast Voldemort slept here,

The Malfoy Family.

 

(da da da dum)

Snide

(da da da dum)

Self-pride

(da da da dum, da da da dum, da da da dum)

Misallied

 

If you visit, first prepare,

For enchantments to ensnare,

They'll catch you unaware,

The Malfoy Family.

(snap! snap!)

 

A/N: Da da da dum, snap! snap! Yes, I patterned this poem on the Addams Family theme song written by Vic Mizzy. The "da da da dums" were used for rhythm and irony :D. Rose is about to meet the Malfoys in my story Our Little Secret, and working toward that moment gave me the urge to write this poem. :)