How Voldemort Got His Groove Back by OHara
Summary: Even death can't keep the Dark Lord busy for long! A few weeks after his death, Voldemort returns to earth and finds his magic lost.
Forced to live as a Muggle, Voldemort teams up with an unlikely friend in an attempt to get a flat, keep a steady job and regain his old glory.
Please note: This story contains ridiculous plot twists, kooky pop culture references, extremely out-of-character behavior, alternate universes galore and a great deal of random silliness. You have been warned!
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 3 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 4637 Viewcount: 11071
Published on: 09/01/09 Updated On: 10/07/10
Forced to live as a Muggle, Voldemort teams up with an unlikely friend in an attempt to get a flat, keep a steady job and regain his old glory.
Please note: This story contains ridiculous plot twists, kooky pop culture references, extremely out-of-character behavior, alternate universes galore and a great deal of random silliness. You have been warned!
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 3 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 4637 Viewcount: 11071
Published on: 09/01/09 Updated On: 10/07/10
Story Notes: I have a weird sense of humor and I'm curious to see how many people share it, so let me know what you think, good or bad. The warnings are for some relatively mild language and some slightly off-color jokes.
UPDATE: I'm so glad that so many people enjoy this story. One fan has even translated it into Polish! Chapter 3 is honest-to-goodness coming soon!
1. Voldemort Comes Back To Life by OHara [ - ] (1255 words)
I am not affiliated with and I do not own: the Beatles, "Coronation Street," "Lost," "How Stella Got Her Groove Back," "Hello!" magazine, "The Seventh Seal" or a manly handshake-becomes-a-hug. Just letting you know.
2. Voldemort Gets a Job by OHara [ - ] (1508 words)
I can only apologize for the lateness of this chapter. I hope it satisfies!
By the way, I do not own "Fawlty Towers," "Monty Python", "Britain's Got Talent," "Ain't No Mountain High Enough," Darth Vader, "The Office" or temporary unconciousness.
3. Voldemort Makes a Sale by OHara [ - ] (1874 words)
I have neglected this story for far too long and after seeing that people are still interested in it, I finally completed Chapter 3. *tickertape parade*
I do not own Crochet Today, Big Ben, Tony Blair, Chunky Monkey bars, Toshiba, Lexmark, "The Terminator" or a venom-ade stand.