Celestina: The Lost Album by KarasAunty

Summary:

A selection of (possible) songs from Celestina Warbeck's hit album 'You Stole My Cauldron, But You Can't Have My Heart'. Take with a healthy pinch of salt! *Contains references to insinuated sexual situations* UK English.

Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 5 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 1438 Viewcount: 14494
Published on: 11/15/09 Updated On: 01/01/13

Story Notes:
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I‘m only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.
Credit: harrypotter dot wikia dot com

1. Track 1: Bewitching Lass by KarasAunty [ - ] (265 words)
Summary: A tragic (ahem) ballad from Celestina Warbeck’s album ‘You Stole My Cauldron, But You Can‘t Have My Heart‘.

2. Track 2: A Woman Scorned by KarasAunty [ - ] (394 words)
Summary: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned… unless that woman is also a witch…
A (rather vicious) song from a spurned lady.
*Warning - brief reference to implied sexual situations. Rating upped accordingly.*
**Please do review - it really is my only reward**

3. Track 3: Boom! Boom! Boom! by KarasAunty [ - ] (222 words)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I‘m only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.
Summary: Er, none, actually. It’s just a daft song, really.

4. Track 4: Hocus Pocus, Baby by KarasAunty [ - ] (140 words)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.
Credit: Harry Corbett (of Sooty & Sweep fame).
Summary: Lust overcomes reason. (slightly risqué final verse - you have been warned).

5. Track 5: The Twelve Days of Christmas by KarasAunty [ - ] (417 words)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.

Credit: Wikipedia, HPL (cringe),

Summary: One poor witch is about to have a very bad Christmas as her sweetheart's gifts to her get progressively worse.