Rudolf the Red Nosed Snorkack
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Rudolf the red-nosed Snorkack
had a very shiny nose,
and such was his misfortune,
he had matching shiny toes.
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All of the other Snorkacks
stuck him on a great big pole.
A sort of living lantern;
he did not enjoy this role.
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolf you gave me a fright
with your nose and toes alight”
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Then all the Snorkacks guffawed
as he flew off on his sleigh.
Rudolf the red-nosed Snorkack
watched him leave in great dismay.
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Rudolf the red-nosed Snorkack
soon began to sniff and sob.
Fat tears and slimy bogies
dripped and fell into his gob.
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At once the other Snorkacks,
they began to yell and jeer:
“Rudolf you really are the
world’s ugliest chandelier!”
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The next foggy Christmas Eve
Merlin came to say:
“Rudolf I heard of your plight,
but it ends this very night!”
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He freed the red-nosed Snorkack,
then he made the others wince.
So great was Merlin’s wrath that
nobody has seen them since!
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