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Dead Wands, Wand Shops and Magical Phrasebooks by Sainyn Swiftfoot

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Summary:

Marty Pyttin's wand is broken. It does not work as well as it used to. It does not please him any more. He takes it down to Ollivander's-- who, unfortunately, is dead, decased, ceased to be, and has left his rather incapable assistant, Ollivander Jr. in charge of Britain's best wand shop.

A mash-up, mix-up and rip-up, er, off of the legendary Monty Python sketches Hungarian Phrasebook, Cheese Shop and Dead Parrot, set in the wizarding world. Irrevocably silly.

 


Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
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Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 1413 Viewcount: 2463
Published on: 12/15/10 Updated On: 12/20/10



Story Notes: If I owned the worlds of Harry Potter and Monty Python, I would be the awesomest dude in town and my milkshake would have brought all the girls to the yard. Unfortunately, it doesn't, and I don't.


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