Harry J. Potter - A Song Parody by Virgil

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Story Notes:
J.K. Rowling owns the premise for the parody lyrics, and the original song is owned by the Beatles.

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Ah, look at all the lonely wizards
Ah, look at all the lonely wizards

Harry J. Potter
Finds out that he has the power to make glass dissolve
Lives in a cupboard
Waits at the mail slot
Trying to grasp for the letter that comes through the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely wizards
We all know that he's one
All the lonely wizards
At Hogwarts, he belongs

Harry J. Potter
Lies on the floor of a hut on a rock in the sea
He isn't free
Suddenly Hagrid knocks down the door and tells Harry the truth of his past
Who would have guessed?

All the lonely wizards
He now knows that he's one
All the lonely wizards
And he's the Chosen One

Ah, look at all the lonely wizards
Ah, look at all the lonely wizards

Nineteen years later
Everything's over, the good guys have finally won
Now he's with son
Harry J. Potter
Seeing his kids on the Hogwarts Express, off to school
So young and new

All the lonely wizards (Ah, look at all the lonely wizards)
The story starts again
All the lonely wizards (Ah, look at all the lonely wizards)
And now we reach the end.
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