What's in the Third Floor Corridor!? by Sainyn Swiftfoot

Summary:

BREAK-IN AT GRINGOTTS: ENOUGH ABOUT THE CRIME, WHAT ABOUT THE VAULT!?

What was in the vault numbered seven hundred and thirteen (it's not spotted earmuffs, for sure)? Who took it? What do Knumples and Flimmers have to do with all of this? Did Lord Voldemort die because of trying to breed Heliopaths with giants?

Xenophilius Lovegood believes that sleuthing is just like reporting-- only with fewer exclamation marks. He intends to find out the answers to all these questions, communicating with a mysterious student from Hogwarts. Will he uncover truths that should be hidden? Will he solve the case? Will the Quibbler break the news? Read all about it in What's in the Third Floor Corridor!?--

It's crazy! It's wacky! It's an epistolary with letters in between!*

*Letters, or in other words, words.

This is Sainy Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff writing for the 2011 Mysterious May Challenge in the Great Hall, Prompt 1.

Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 5651 Viewcount: 2028
Published on: 06/21/11 Updated On: 06/28/11

Story Notes: A huge, huge thanks to hogwartsbookworm for beta'ing this for me.

1. What's in the Third Floor Corridor!? by Sainyn Swiftfoot [ - ] (5651 words)