Neville Longbottom is about to be measured for his first set of Hogwarts' robes when Gregory Goyle's father makes the mistake of insulting him. And in front of his grandmother, too ...
NOTE: Contains one (mild) sexual reference only.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world
Credit: harrypotter wiki, and a nod to the 1985-87 ITV children's series 'Super Gran' for the use of the title for this story.
So many hits and not one review? *shuffles off dejectedly*