Drive Your Car On by hestiajones
Summary: When Vernon Dursley starts acting like a prat, Hestia Jones begins rapping on him, Missy Elliot style.
Winner of the MC Kreacher Challenge at Poetry Anyone (MNFF Boards). Rap inspired by and written to the beat of Missy Elliot's Get Ur Freak On, which I love to bits.
DISCLAIMER: Do you really think J.K.Rowling would write this, though?
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 388 Viewcount: 2287
Published on: 09/26/11 Updated On: 09/26/11
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 388 Viewcount: 2287
Published on: 09/26/11 Updated On: 09/26/11
1. Chapter 1 by hestiajones [ - ] (388 words)