.
Oh Fred, you're dead! A bloody wall
tore you and George asunder!
You laughed your last then left for good
our Weasley Wizard Wonder
.
Your loss left us incredulous
What did the fates do that for?
To kill a shining Weasley twin
and not the Weasley traitor!
.
For Percy is a pompous git
So snooty and ambitious
If he'd snuffed it instead of you
our pain would be less vicious
.
And oh! Poor George! He lost the plot
so bitter, sad and weepy.
Missed you so much he wed your ex
which is a little creepy
.
Oh Fred, you're dead! It's just not fair!
I would have shown you mercy
If I'd been that exploding wall
I would have aimed for Percy!
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