Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious! by KarasAunty

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Story Notes:
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling, etc. Not me. I'm only dabbling my unworthy fingers in her magical world.

Chapter Notes: Credit: Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyrics dot com, Stlyrics dot com. Inspired by the song written by Richard & Robert Sherman.
Note: This song (from beginning to end) follows the tune and metre of 'Supercalifragiliticexpialidocious' from the film Mary Poppins, starring the legends that are Julie Andrews and Dick ('Can't Do Cockney') Van Dyke.

Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious

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Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
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Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious.
Shouted Ex-pell-i-ar-mus
my life fell out focus.
Betrayed by the Elder Wand
and now I feel atrocious!
Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious.
o0o
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
o0o
As one the watchers roared aloud
when Bellatrix was struck.
She toppled and the happy crowd
could not believe their luck.
And so I raised my wand, about
to kill the Weasley wife;
until a hated voice cried out
and saved the traitor's life.
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Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious.
Shouted Ex-pell-i-ar-mus
my life fell out of focus.
Betrayed by the Elder Wand
and now I feel atrocious!
Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious.
o0o
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
o0o
The crowd fell still at Potter's cry,
my black heart filled with dread.
Why can't the horrid boy just DIE
I mean 'dead' should mean dead!
The Killing Curse is so precise,
the best form of attack;
I've killed him once, I've killed him twice,
but he keeps coming back!
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Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious.
Shouted Ex-pell-i-ar-mus
my life fell out of focus.
Betrayed by the Elder Wand
and now I feel atrocious!
Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious.
o0o
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
Tom Riddle Riddle Riddle Tom Riddle die!
o0o
My precious snake has breathed her last,
killed by an Auror's brat.
The game is up, the dice are cast
as Harry tells me that,
eternal life is lost to me
and Snape was not my friend;
that love was what had saved him and
would bring about my end.
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Then Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious!
Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious!
Superharrywentballistichexedmesoferocious!
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Chapter Endnotes: Author's Note: Just a wee bit of fun. It's been a while since I've Potterised a classic musical number, so I might be rusty. Hope it stills gives you a giggle, though!

Kara's Aunty ;)