We’re on the air -
Coming to you tonight,
River and Rodent.
What a rush!
Right?

A little weather report:
Foggy with a chance of Dark Marks.
Nothing new there,
right?

Nearly got blown sky-high last week,
but you know us.
Wriggle out of anything.
Don’t take any chances.
We’ll be back next week.
(Right?)

Author's Note: This was written for the All Aboard the Hogwarts Express challenge last September. It got third place. And I'm still catching up on posting poetry! (It is, apparently, a neverending project, since I keep forgetting). And, minimum wordcount still not met.