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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Sirius stares into the pale, narrow face that so resembles his own, and thinks that if he weren’t so well acquainted with the basic features, he would not recognise his brother at all.
The last meeting of the Black brothers.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2099 |
Hits: 1634 |
Published: 08/25/07 |
Updated: 09/05/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?
Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.
One-shot
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 965 |
Hits: 2717 |
Published: 03/22/07 |
Updated: 03/23/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem about Ginny's feelings of worry and frustration after the Trio leave
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 146 |
Hits: 1608 |
Published: 03/09/07 |
Updated: 03/12/07
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Oh how can I lure you to Read and Review?
When this was first penned all its clichés were new.
There’s angst laced with humour and tender enchantment,
The grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement.
And who could object to Snape’s wholesale redemption,
Or thoughts about sex – sufficient temptation?
PRACTICALLY THE OLDEST SNAPE-HERMIONE ON THE NET.
Categories: Hermione/Snape
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 12987 |
Hits: 1838 |
Published: 07/31/06 |
Updated: 08/19/06
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Snape's first act after Voldemort vanishes for the first time.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1293 |
Hits: 1527 |
Published: 07/22/06 |
Updated: 07/26/06
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry Potter plunges headlong into a Pensieve and discovers the shocking reason exactly why Albus Dumbledore trusted Severus Snape
NOW COMPLETE!
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4418 |
Hits: 6948 |
Published: 03/03/06 |
Updated: 04/20/06
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Set during PS/SS, with implications for HBP, this story explores the question of why Snape saved Harry. Was it a simple life debt, or were darker, more sinister forces at work? One-shot, complete.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1318 |
Hits: 1641 |
Published: 02/08/06 |
Updated: 02/08/06
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Rated: •
Summary: Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3339 |
Hits: 2241 |
Published: 12/09/05 |
Updated: 12/09/05
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: This is the story of Tom Riddle at the end of his sixth year when he killed the Riddles. Based on songs from the
Wicked soundtrack.
Categories: Historical
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2155 |
Hits: 82 |
Published: 08/07/05 |
Updated: 08/07/05
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Rated: •
Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1772 |
Hits: 7889 |
Published: 12/07/04 |
Updated: 12/19/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but
two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1429 |
Hits: 1807 |
Published: 11/12/04 |
Updated: 11/12/04
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.
WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5092 |
Hits: 2728 |
Published: 11/12/04 |
Updated: 11/12/04
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