04/26/05
www.myspace.com/jennclack
I am a working mother living in Arkansas. I like to spend my time playing with my daughter, scrapbooking, watching movies and using the internet. I have two cats who are incredibly funny and annoying. My daughter is an incredible blessing to me. She is the best thing that I've ever done.
I love feedback! I promise I will read your stories and review as well.
I am on staff for Prophecy 2007 in Toronto, Ontario. It's going to be an incredible conference! Please visit the website at www.prophecy2007.org for more information. It's going to be a wonderful weekend and I would love to see you there!
I have a four fanfics up. My multi chapter fic is called Distraction. It was my first fanfic so it's dear to me. It's plot got blown out of the water by HBP, but that's okay. It's finally done and I hope you like it.
Charlie's Angel (I know, cheesy name, but I couldn't resist) is a one-shot based on Charlie Weasley. It's mostly a romance with some mystery.
My third fanfic is about the trio plus Ginny's first horcrux hunt. It was written for one of the monthly challenges. It's got some Ron/Hermione mushy stuff.
My fourth and newest story is a Term Challenge submission. It's called Rest In Peace. It got Second Place in the Challenge so I'm so thrilled and honored! Neville is the central character. I meant to write it as a sequel to Distraction but I couldn't have an OC as a main character per the terms of the challenge so you'll have to read it to find out who I pair Neville up with.
Thank you for reading my stories!!
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The Upside of Being Down by Kimberley
Rated: Professors •Summary: *COMPLETED!*What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-hussy and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion?
And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.
Well... not entirely.
Date: 12/15/05 Title: Chapter 14: This'll Go Great With My New Piercing
Great chapter!! I'd write more but my boss close by ; ).
Author's Response: *gasp* Subterfuge, pour moi? *is honoured* Hehe, happy you liked, Jenn!
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 23: You'll Not Be Wanting That Hat Back
Men! I swear they are the biggest babies! Can't handle ovaries or drunken insults. ; ) Very enjoyable chapter.
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 24: For Hire: One Girly Mate, Will Do Back-Rubs, Expected Wages to Be Paid in Chocolate
That last line had me laughing. I hope Tia and Sirius get things resolved soon. The tension is kililng me. And I'd love to see the makeup scene. Wonderful job!!
Date: 10/25/05 Title: Chapter 4: The Noble (mmphmhahaha!) and Most Ancient House of Black
I think Tia has got to be my favorite OC ever!!! Loved this chapter!! You're in my favorites now!!
Author's Response: Eeee your favourite? Well that's quite an honour, isn't it? Tia's all a-flutter now, she simply doesn't know what to say.
Will a fruit basket be sufficient?
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 25: Follow the Big Green Arrows, They Know What They’re Talking About
I was busy laughing over "I had to walk round with an ice-pack down my trousers for days afterwards. Cow." when I read "Think of the sort of mother she’ll make." and got goosebumps. You are completely brilliant!!! I've loved this story! As I've mentioned before, Tia is my favorite fanfic original character EVER! I'm going to miss this story and will have to completely reread it soon. Thanks!!!
Date: 11/11/05 Title: Chapter 8: This is Me Sighing
Another good chapter! I never thought of someone being able to skip class at Hogwarts. Good idea. The note in Charms was brilliant. I would have kept that thing for a long time if I was Tia. Thanks for updating so quickly!!
Date: 01/31/06 Title: Chapter 17: Let's All Get Away From Those Good-For-Nothing Hippies
I loved Lily & Tia's drunken journey to the bedroom. Priceless!! "...sticky hands of the demon-spawn" - great line *thanking God that I have a little girl and not a little boy*.
Date: 01/31/06 Title: Chapter 18: I'd Have Him in a Dither Next
Another wonderful chapter!!! I'm onto the next one!!
Date: 01/31/06 Title: Chapter 19: Bigger Than Two Quaffles
"And that was when I started to wonder if I hadn’t, in fact, just heard Remus Lupin having an orgasm." -- That had me laughing full out at work. They all think I'm crazy now (well, at least have one more piece of evidence to the fact). Excellent chapter as usual!
Date: 11/07/05 Title: Chapter 7: A Pile of Outraged Marauders
What a yummy chapter! Loved the fight scene, really loved the dorm scene. Can't wait for another chapter!! Well done!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Yummy! I like that, that's new. Hee! Merci muchly, I'm glad I've earned your love the hard way... :p
Date: 01/31/06 Title: Chapter 20: It Might Have Fallen Off
I agree with the former reviewer - hot chapter!! Spooky foreshadowing with Peter's new (I'm assuming death-eater) friends. Great job!
Date: 10/10/05 Title: Chapter 1: Allergic to Idiots
That was a great first chapter!! You have me hooked. I laughed all the way through. I really like your OC. She's very sharp and witty. I would love to be in her place - a girl among the mauraders. Yum! Anyway, I can't wait to read more. Thanks!!!
Author's Response: Hehe thanks, I'm glad you like Tia, she's very dear to me. And I also happen to live through her in the sense that I only wish I could have known the Marauders. :P lol thanks again, hope you'll continue to read and review! ~Kim
Date: 12/08/05 Title: Chapter 13: I Am a Hummingbird on Steroids
Great action in this chapter. You had me holding my breath. Well done!
Date: 10/23/05 Title: Chapter 2: When Toadstools Run Rampant
Another great chapter! I loved the note writing between Sirius and Tia. They cracked me up! I also am impressed with the dialogue in this story - very natural and flowing. Onto Chapter 3 - Yay!!
Author's Response: Thank you! *grins* Yes, Sirius and Tia are an entertaining pair. And as to the dialogue, that's is such a nice compliment for me, because writing dialogue is my absolute favourite thing to do and it's usually that part of a story that impresses me the most when it's well-written. :D Onward, ho...
Date: 10/23/05 Title: Chapter 3: Creepy Stalker-Types and Why I Love Them
oooo - loved the Sirius/Tia nighttime scene. Well done! I hope to see another chapter soon! Thanks!
Author's Response: hehehe... I enjoyed writing that scene a lot, it was the very first one that came to me when I got the inspiration to start this story. Phew, I've come a long way since this chapter, it's like reliving it all again... :) thank you bunches, dear! ~Kim
Date: 11/22/05 Title: Chapter 10: And I Had a Sudden Craving for Powdered-Sugar Doughnuts
Woohoo!! Great chapter!! Good decriptions of the transfigurations. Sirius losing it over Tia's boobs was hilarious. Can't wait for the next chapter!!!
Author's Response: *laughs* I don't know about hilarious, I thought it was more natural, but whatever works for you... XP Thanks, hon!
Date: 01/06/06 Title: Chapter 16: I Am Downright Indecent
This has to be one of your more brilliant chapters yet! "I’ve always loved you, you stupid sod." - loved that line. And getting discovered by Lily and Remus was just priceless. Aunt Deirdre is just an ingenious creation. Can't wait for another chapter!!
Author's Response: *gets a bit teary-eyed* It's all rather sentimental and sweet, isn't it? Oh man, I was so worried that would be the cheesiest thing ever... tried to put in as much cursing as possible to tone it down. *shakes head* I hope I didn't fail miserably.
Date: 11/03/05 Title: Chapter 5: I'd Go Out With Her in a Heartbeat
Very good chapter. I like the way you write the romance parts of your story. They're not smooshy (Is that a real word? I'm sleep deprived today.) or overdone. You have a good balance of description and room for imagination. And now I have another chapter to read - Yay!!!!
Author's Response: Poo on smooshy. Smooshy isn't my thing, tho I could probably manage it if I tried... ;p I do like to leave some to the imagination, because I'm not very good at describing things bluntly, I think it sounds too technical if I get into really precise detail. And anyway, that sort of thing isn't exactly allowed on mnff... XD
Date: 12/31/05 Title: Chapter 15: An Olive Branch Never Tasted So Good
Poor Tia - waking up in the middle of Potions class in front of Slughorn would be rude way to start the day. *shudders* Great chapter!!!!
Author's Response: Yes, rude, but you must keep in mind that Lily was the one put in charge of her, and when you're with Lily, missing classes is not an option :P lol
Date: 11/03/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Happy Fairy
Yay!! First review!!! Happy dance!!! Poor Tia - I hope Sirius comes to visit her *hint hint*. Good chapter - the tension was palpable. I'm anxious to see what comes of the tutoring situation. I'm sure Tia's going to come up with some good zingers for Lily. I'll be watching for the next chapter. Thanks!
Author's Response: *joins in happy dance* Bah, she'll get over it. She's a trooper, tough like that, you know. Oooh palpable tension. That's a very nice review indeed. As to the aforementioned zingers... keep watching... *grins*
Thank you for the compliments, Jenn! (assuming that's your name... one of my best friends is named Jenn) XD ~Kim