nothing much to me. i mostly just smoke and drink and dream. and work. i work a lot. yeah.
also, i'm secretly in love with the writer who goes by the penname "The Savant." shhhhhh!
cheers!
i started reading, and hilarity ensued!
10++++++++
i wish you'd write more. then i could laugh more. more laughter makes the world a better place.
know what? in my story, parvati is TOTALLY snogging with dean thomas. wooooohh...scandal!
Author's Response: Yes! Hilarity was supposed to ensue! I'm glad some people understand subtle humor (is my humor subtle?) Scandal eh?
what an interesting person to do a one shot on. i really enjoy your writings. i'm hoping that you will do more, and quickly. i'm off to read the rest now. keep it up! you amuse me!
Author's Response: I was just wondering why no one did a fic about an Unspeakable, so a made a little bio for Croaker and set off to make a story out of it. I was sure to add in my favorite villain, Augustus Rookwood, and an addiction to coffee, and there you have it.
i wish I could be a gothmage!
Author's Response: I wish I could be one too. Especially one in the higher castes, like Anchorite. They can learn to "shadow-port", or turn into a shadow and glide across rough terrain or walls. (They can only do this in the shade, however). Also, their attacks are mush stronger than those of, say, Beggars or Grangers (Not the person, the word for farmer).
...and do i really need to tell you how amazing this chapter is? i'll give you a million 10's, a million times over! whatever happend to...?
cliffie!!!!! mwahahahahaha!
Author's Response: A million 10's a million times over? Wow, I'm flattered! I didn't even think this chapter was that good.
obviously, the sorting hat...you know, maybe i'll just email this to you. i'm glad you liked my review. i liked your comment! yippee! WRITE FASTER! :)
Author's Response: Your E-mail shall be read and a rebuttal sent to you. By the way, how fast do you want me to write? The Cheetah method: writing fast, but only over short distances. The Albatross: Slow, but can travel extremely long expanses. Warp Speed: Writing so fast it makes Speed Racer stop questioning who the mysterious man in the mask is, followed by deathly exhaustion. or the method where I use a Time-Turner to continually write and go back in time, laptop in tow, and write more, with almost no lapse in time. Except that method usually causes a planet or two to explode as the cogs that make the universe tick are being broken crumbled under the weight of God-Chickens. (Messing with space can make very weird things happen.)
well, it is. so there.
Author's Response: Give me some insight as to why this chapter was so good, so that I may continue to produce great chapters in the future.
i may or may not be a bit biased, but...ey think your real funne. u do good writins, an they make me laff. ur chaptors r full of culor an imagerie an ey like them. there vry good. mary me, pleze?????????????????
Author's Response: Lay off the vodka, please.
MY GOD! i really didn't think you could top the WHEELMASTER, but somehow you did. i was actually holding my sides with laughter during the scene with the old man. and then again during the rpg fight scene. i've never laughed like that from a fanfic, ever! excellent! wonderful! TERRIFIC! keep it up. [[ps. the sorting hat would OBVIOUSLY be in ravenclaw. obviously.]]
Author's Response: This is, like, the best review ever. Thank you; it brought a smile to my face.
Why are you so sure the Sorting Hat would be a Ravenclaw? Is it not as cunning as Slytherin or loyal as Hufflepuff? And it has made some unwise decisions (Voldemort in Slytherin), uncharacteristic of a true Ravenclaw. Okay, now I'm just beating this to death.
i would have to say that the WHEELMASTER is my most favorite chapter! wheeeeeeeee! thanks for adding in the, uh, horrible koolaid addiction. it made me smile. i love you. love emaleth
Author's Response: The WHEELMASTER is my favorite too. Until I make chapter seven, that is. I have big plans for the next chapter. Big plans. [Starts to let out an evil laugh, but figures that's too cliche, so he just let out an evil giggle]
yes, eated. isn't it blaringly obvious that i'm horrifyingly retarded? but i meant what i implyed in review of chapters 2 + 3: i love you. will you marry me?
Author's Response: It depends- how much money do you have?
yipee! how nice to see you back again. i must admit, i'm feeling a little scared about the outcome of this "final" battle. unless something amazing happens and dumbledore (or harry potter, perhaps) steps in to help magorian, i just don't see him having the ability to win against a gamesharked up oigriog. unless it's a battle of wits. or monopoly. or something. anyhow. i just CAN'T WAIT for chapter nine! write faster, cheetah-style.
Author's Response: Don't worry. The final battle is going to be full of surprises.
bravo, dear friend, bravo!
Author's Response: [Takes a bow]
hmm. sometimes i wonder...
Author's Response: Wonder about the amount of gravy in the world? Yeah, me too.
sometimes i go female trekkin, but probably not for the same reason as magorian. but perhaps. we'll never really know for sure, will we?
Author's Response: The reasons I go female trekkin' are also pretty suspect.
excellent story! wheeeeeeee, chickens! hopefully there's no trouble with hagrid; i'd hate to see him eated by a centaur. that would be tragic.
Author's Response: Eated?
WHEELMASTER! a hell of a legacy to leave behind him.
Author's Response: Don't we all wish we were Wheelmasters, at least for a few days, in our heart of hearts?
i LOVED it! this is an amazingly funny story. magorian is having all the adventures that i've dreamed of! i really think in the next few chapters, he should have a horrible koolaid addiction, and should take up smoking. i bet he'd like the virginia slims! i can't wait for your next installment!
Author's Response: Great ideas! Keep them coming!
return of the WHEELMASTER! ho-yeah! i can die a happy lady.
Author's Response: You weren't going to die happy beforehand?
52 yessssssssssss!
Author's Response: 52 is my lucky number. As of right now.
also, i must say, i love the fact that dumbledore turned into the giant squid. also, i love how his giant eyes were slitted in hate. oh, dumbledore... this was a wonderful ending to a wonderful fic. i'm really quite proud of magorian for the about-face his character took. early on he was just eating chickens in the forbidden forest, and then training bears, but by the end, he was SAVING HOGWARTS. amazing. simply astounding. i hope finals went well. cheers!
Author's Response: Thanks for the wonderful review. Amazing. Simply astounding! Wow, keep that up and I may get an even more overgrown ego. I am also quite proudof Magorian's 180 degree turnabout, and, believe it or not, I did the whole Dumbeldore-squid thing to add in my suspicion that Crookshanks was the Unknown Soldier. There is one thing you seem to be mistaken about, though- this isn't the end of the fic. There will, in fact, be a sequel. So keep your eyes peeled. No, not literally. Put the blender down.