Magic Muffin [
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12/16/07
http://bebo.com/easily-obsessed
I have a brilliant idea for a fanfic. So, its currently stored in my mind...I'm thinking it over...
I originaly got this so I could write reviews, but I am seeing if any good fanfics can come to me in my dreams, because I have really, really, really odd dreams, and I have many of them.
I enjoy long walks on beaches, romantic novels, and pets, and wish to become the first woman president so i can make world peace, and stop world hunger!
Ok, some of that is true. I enjoy six mile bike rides, thick, thick novels, yelling at the brids, and wish to become a critic, so I can get paid for eating at fancy restaurants and reading books. :}
Because I very much like books. Very Much.
I like Fall Out Boy, listen to them everyday, and Harry Potter, very much.
I'm so exciting, aren't I?
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Incredibly fluffy, incredibly romantic. A series of one shots about that certain moment when our favourite genius and red head finally share their feelings.... *Completed as soon as part 4 is posted*
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3884 |
Hits: 9035 |
Published: 11/09/04 |
Updated: 01/17/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 03/25/08
Title: Chapter 3: Happenings
Awwwww! This was so cute!
Rated: •
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character.
Very random.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3511 |
Hits: 5667 |
Published: 11/10/04 |
Updated: 11/11/04
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 01/13/08
Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders
Ohgawd! I almost died laughing!
Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 04/01/08
Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders
"They’ll send monkeys after your butt then take over happy land."
I swear, I was born in Happy Land, in a little city called 'Random'. I think we're long lost cousins or something. But your the creative one...This was awesome! I'm adding you to author favorites!
Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 04/01/08
Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders
"They’ll send monkeys after your butt then take over happy land."
I swear, I was born in Happy Land, in a little city called 'Random'. I think we're long lost cousins or something. But your the creative one...This was awesome! I'm adding you to author favorites!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry Potter is given a diary, and the result is the ability to write about summer with the Dursleys. Harry takes his anger and pain out in the only way he can, by being grimly humourous. He's an outcast, he doesn't belong, and he never will.
Inspired by a quote from Charles Dickens'
David Copperfield --- “What meals I had in silence and embarrassment, always feeling that there were a knife and fork too many, and those mine; an appetite too many, and that mine; a plate and chair too many, and those mine; a somebody too many, and that I!”–
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6735 |
Hits: 12256 |
Published: 11/10/04 |
Updated: 04/12/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 03/30/08
Title: Chapter 1: Entry One
Wow. I don't really know what to put down. I can't tell if this is a good or bad fic, but right now its a 60% good...I think. I can never make up my mind...
Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 03/30/08
Title: Chapter 1: Entry One
Wow. I don't really know what to put down. I can't tell if this is a good or bad fic, but right now its a 60% good...I think. I can never make up my mind...
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: It's Draco's birthday, and Ginny wants to make it as special as possible. Hopefully, certain things won't get in the way...All hail OOC Draco...
Categories: Draco/Ginny,
Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1037 |
Hits: 586 |
Published: 11/12/04 |
Updated: 11/12/04
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 04/05/08
Title: Chapter 1: Happy Birthday, Draco
I love that last line! It was brilliant! you have such an imagination, and I am such a suck-up!!!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Something's eating at Harry on Privet Drive. Dudley seems to have achieved the impossible, while our insecure teenage hero begins having the weirdest dreams about two girls he only thinks of as friends... or does he? A zany satire of shipping with a little fluff mixed in.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5407 |
Hits: 4470 |
Published: 11/15/04 |
Updated: 11/20/04
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 12/31/07
Title: Chapter 2: A Stroll in the Park
Wow. I liked it! It could be a little longer... add more to the story...
Rated: Professors •
Summary: He knew why he could not stop thinking of her. His body pulsated with the urge to see her. She didn't trust herself around humans, so how did she come to trust her greatest challenge? This is their story.
Categories: Draco/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Non-Consensual Sex,
Self Injury,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 8 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 11294 |
Hits: 6307 |
Published: 11/25/04 |
Updated: 12/19/04
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 03/29/08
Title: Chapter 1: Change
Ohhh...emo!Ginny...THATS a twist...
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14991 |
Hits: 53896 |
Published: 11/27/04 |
Updated: 01/24/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 01/19/08
Title: Chapter 5: Hermione's revenge
**Here's a llama! There's a llama! And another little llama! Fuzzy llama! Funny llama! Llama llama DUCK!**
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Ohmigawd! That is my favorite song! I was waiting so long for someone to put that in a fan-fic (I'm too lazy to do it myself)!!!!!!!
Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 01/19/08
Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue - Learn Your Lessons
I like it! wait...love it! Good work!
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Rated: •
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 03/21/08
Title: Chapter 2: Potions & Charms
I like how you used godesses names! i love Mythology!
Rated: Professors •
Summary: Bad boy James must be taught a lesson. The game of vengeance begins with Lily's plan to seduce & then dump him and James retaliating when he finds out. But the taste of Revenge is sweet as well as addicting and neither are willing to admit defeat.
Chapter 6 is 40% complete
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: No |
Words: 14419 |
Hits: 2436 |
Published: 12/29/04 |
Updated: 01/12/06
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 02/13/08
Title: Chapter 5: Conundrums
Peter can't get his cheese...rat humor. That was funny!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...
go? You'll have to read to find out.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 10 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 11893 |
Hits: 49221 |
Published: 01/15/05 |
Updated: 04/27/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 05/27/08
Title: Chapter 3: A Rude Awakening
This is the most hilarious chapter-or fic, whichever you please-in possible all of Mugglenet! Yay you.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 13418 |
Hits: 37827 |
Published: 01/25/05 |
Updated: 03/26/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 01/19/08
Title: Chapter 8: I can see clearly now (sort of)
I loved the ending!!!!!!! Yay!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Dear Reader,
If you are like collecter, you might enjoy to collect things. Some of you might collect sea shells, or books, or dictionaries. But of all things, I hope with all my heart that none of you collect dismal stories. The chapters that you are about to read contain parts of the story of Harry Potter.
In fact, the horrendous things in this collection are too numerous to name. I wouldn't think of mentioning such things as an evil wizard, birthday presents, ghosts, an owl, or a spider-filled closet.
I have put these renditions of this disaterous tale together for the sake of my research, but you might be better off walking away from this story, and collecting dictionaries instead.
With all due respect,
Semony Lnicket
P.S. This chapters in this collection may be read in any order you please. Although, it would probably please you more if you did not read them at all.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 2687 |
Hits: 2347 |
Published: 02/11/05 |
Updated: 02/11/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 02/21/08
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: The Boy Who Didn't Die
I loved this story! (You must be an oboservant reader...I'm not alone in the world!) It was perfect!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 27684 |
Hits: 64721 |
Published: 03/10/05 |
Updated: 07/21/06
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 12/29/07
Title: Chapter 14: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue
“You can’t stop us!” yelled Harry, as he charged (which is a very funny thing to see a penguin try).
I coulden't stop laughing at that! Which is kind of emberassing, bacause my mon and dad are having a party with all their friends... Anyway, it just goes to show how much the little things fasinate me. (long story...)
Author's Response: Small things amuse me too. And most of what I say involves the phrase \"long story.\" Great minds think alike?
Rated: •
Summary: Ginny and Draco most certainly do NOT get along.
(FINISHED! AND, it has over 2,000 reads! Thank you!)
A "sequel/one-shot" of sorts is now available for explanation... "In Captivity"
Categories: Draco/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 9582 |
Hits: 12712 |
Published: 03/15/05 |
Updated: 04/30/05
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 03/25/08
Title: Chapter 4: The Visitation and the Dare
This is the first Draco/Ginny fanfic I've read, and I don't think I'll find anything better! Squee!
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: The dust has settled and the final battle is over now that Harry has defeated Voldemort for the last time......Harry is eager to get on with the rest of his life and is feeling kind of spontaneous, so why not get married?.... Tomorrow....... Mainly Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione Rated for sexual references
Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: No |
Words: 33767 |
Hits: 65162 |
Published: 05/18/05 |
Updated: 08/02/06
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Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 05/12/08
Title: Chapter 12: You're What?
I've been waiting forever for you to finish! Sorry to be rude, but HURRY!
Reviewer: Magic Muffin Signed
Date: 01/17/08
Title: Chapter 12: You're What?
I can't wait for it to be finished!!!