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05/05/08
Hi!
I just turned 15 and and super pumped about turning 16!
Here's just some random things about me.
Fav movie: The Titanic
Fav food: Pizza and Chinese take the lead
Fav HP character: Albus Severus
Fav HP book: Deathly Hallows
Fav drink: orange julius! if you've never heard of it, try one!
Least fav food: dog food
The Journal of Albus Severus Potter is currently a W.I.P. and if anyone's curious, no I have no idea how long this will be. ;)
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Have you ever wondered what Voldemort does when he isn't planning a new way to kill Harry?
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 123 |
Hits: 1315 |
Published: 06/14/06 |
Updated: 06/16/06
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Reviewer: Chocolatedrules Signed
Date: 05/06/08
Title: Chapter 1: Voldemort's Day Off
That was great! It really does make you wonder what Voldemort does on his time off...
Catherine
Author's Response: Thanks, Catherine! I\'m glad you liked it!\r\n~Catherine
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Molly Weasley is the owner of a very interesting clock. You know which one I’m talking about; it keeps track of all of the Weasleys every day. That clock probably knows a whole lot about the Weasley family. What is a day in the life of this clock like? How much does it know about the goings on in the Weasley household? You’ll have to read to find out.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 265 |
Hits: 1756 |
Published: 09/19/06 |
Updated: 09/21/06
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Reviewer: Chocolatedrules Signed
Date: 05/06/08
Title: Chapter 1: The Life of a Clock
Wow, that was good. There were a few places where the words didn't rhyme exactly, but on the whole, very good. Keep writing!
Catherine
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you liked it!\r\n~Catherine
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The final installment of my set of Broadway musical spoofs about Voldemort's life!
This is Stephen Sondheim's brilliant musical, Sweeney Todd, but drastically warped and twisted by me. If you ever wanted to hear a song where Voldemort tries to encourage Fenrir to eat various Potterverse characters, this is the fic for you.
My other two spoofs about Voldemort, those of Les Miserables and Wicked, can be found on my profile. I've also got spoofs of Phantom of the Opera, High School Musical, and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Enjoy!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7387 |
Hits: 2370 |
Published: 04/29/08 |
Updated: 05/04/08
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Reviewer: Chocolatedrules Signed
Date: 07/05/08
Title: Chapter 1: SWEENEY TIME
Oh. My. Godric.
This was absolutely AMAZING!! I was listening to the soundtrack while reading this and it went along really well. Well, except for the songs you used from the Broadway verison... for some reason it just didn't work with that ;)
I love Sweeney Todd (and not just because my best friend's last name is Sweeney). I would try to record the songs except my voice makes babies cry and dogs howl.
I wouldn't be able to say which was my favorite but if I had to choose I'd say it would have to be A Little Bill.
I haven't reviewed your other spoofs yet but I love them all!
~Chocolatedrules
Author's Response: Wow, thank you so much! This spoof was a lot of fun to write, but it was also harder to write than any spoof I\'ve ever done. I\'ve always appreciated Stephen Sondheim\'s lyric-writing skills, but I gained new appreciation for them when I had to spoof them! \"A Little Bill\" was my personal favourite as well-- it took me four hours to write. My dad found me awake at two A.M., still working on my song, and demanded I go to sleep, and I said, \"PLEASE, DAD, I\'M ON THE THIRD TO LAST LINE! JUST LET ME FINISH!\"
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s
Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 28 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 183223 |
Hits: 139403 |
Published: 07/09/08 |
Updated: 03/15/10
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Reviewer: Chocolatedrules Signed
Date: 11/19/08
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo
I absolutely love your stories, even if I don't always review them! >.> I especially love your Potter Pentagon one's! I love it so much I'm starting to have dreams about it! Yes, you heard that right. Dreams. Ok, so it was only once and a few nights ago.
Jordan and Haley were climbing up a cliff with a group of other people. (it was just those two of the Pentagon) And about half way up, Jordan has a vision. He Sees Haley faint and float out into space. (they were on another planet... I guess it was near the end of the gravity pull? It was a dream, they never make sense) So Jordan gets scared and tries to stop her falling somehow. But right then, she faints and falls into space. He has to go after her, of course, so he catches her and they land on another planet that's full of copper. Then I woke up because my alarm clock went off.
It was a very weird dream and didn't make much sense... But then again, my subconcious mind thinks that Jordan is having visions like a Seer. Is it trying to tell me something? Something that Jordan himself doesn't realize yet?
~Cate
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! And it's lovely to get a review, and even more lovely to hear that I am not the only person in the world who has dreams about Potter's Pentagon. This dream is really, really, really cool... and some aspects of it are frighteningly similar to later events in the narrative. Mwahahaha.