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Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies by adjectived noun
Rated: •Summary: Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, as one rather astute young auror notes, drinking and pretending nothing is wrong is NOT dealing with your problems, and Remus Lupin must confront his grieving.
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Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 3: Sunset Swim
Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 3: Sunset Swim
How is this humour?Izza sad and angsty-like.
AHHHH GET THAT DORITO AWAY! by iamsuchadork
Rated: •Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?
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Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Snack Machine
Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Snack Machine
I bet that Malfoy asked the question because he wanted to see who would f***
him!
Harry's Secret by Future_Weasley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This story is in response to the Fortnight Fwooper Challenge. Harry has a secret that no one knows, which is a good thing, because it is really embarassing. Unfortunately during a stormy night in his sixth year, his secret is revealed to the entire school. How will the school react to Harry's secret? Will Harry be able to cope with his secret not being a secret anymore? Will the first year who was sitting next to the (conveniently open) window ever get over her cold?! Read to find out!
~A Pay Out To All Those Annoying Over-Used Plots~ by _SkittleZ_
Rated: •Summary: PLEASE OH PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! 6TH CHAPPIE DONE!!! We've all heard those annoying Death-Curse.com over-used plot bunnies...but what would it be like if you had a story with all of them rolled into one? Read and find out! Cheers :D
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Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - A new Hermione
Date: 05/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - A new Hermione
That was funny but the end was probably the biggest cliffie in all of fandom.
Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: *Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!
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Date: 04/22/09 Title: Chapter 12: Frank the Duck and Other Odd Tales
Date: 04/22/09 Title: Chapter 12: Frank the Duck and Other Odd Tales
The duck thing was awesome! I thought Neville was going to wet himself!
A Slytherin Cheer by SparrowsGirl01
Rated: •Summary: Well, here we are in the end of the sixth year (which contradicts all of the Half-Blood Prince), and Hermione is itching for a good joke. Will she get it? Who is her joke on? Find out if you want to! Don't read it if you like your Snapes cannon!
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Date: 05/24/09 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione, Fred, and George
Date: 05/24/09 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione, Fred, and George
OMG so funny!
*falls out of chair and dies*
(Blarg,i am dead!)
12 Days of Christmas at Hogwarts by Tania Dalyn4
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Challenge #4- for Hufflepuff house. The inspiration for this version of "12 Days" is one of my favorite xmas tunes "The 12 Pains of Christmas". At the end of each stanza, the lines in parentheses are Harry's musings on the gifts of that day. I fixed the 8th day, thanks everyone!
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Date: 05/19/09 Title: Chapter 1: Xmas with Harry
Date: 05/19/09 Title: Chapter 1: Xmas with Harry
My 2 fave lines:
"Watch your aim, you bloody prat,I want children someday!"
"I am NOT kissing Malfoy!"
i love this! awesome fic!
As the Wizarding World Turns by Canis Contentis
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns
Episode 9 is up!
*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****
"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”
“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.
“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.
“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”
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Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 – Letters
Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 2: Episode 2 – Letters
Good god!
McGonagall is...Filch's mum?!?!?!
SCARY!!!
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Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 6: Episode 6 – Encounters
Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 6: Episode 6 – Encounters
That was awkward..that last part especially
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Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 8: Episode 8 – Evil Planning
Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 8: Episode 8 – Evil Planning
Another question....
Where are Harry and Ron... Ron specifically?
Cupid's Liquid Arrows by moonbeamfairy16
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!
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Date: 04/13/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Date: 04/13/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Awwwww.....happy ending!
;D
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Date: 04/13/09 Title: Chapter 1: Butterbeer
Date: 04/13/09 Title: Chapter 1: Butterbeer
P.S.The candy(chapter 7)was....um... orgasm-inducing
:O
Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?
The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.
Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.
Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!
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Date: 04/14/09 Title: Chapter 2: The New York Student Exchange
Date: 04/14/09 Title: Chapter 2: The New York Student Exchange
Your angsty Harry is really good!
;D
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Date: 04/14/09 Title: Chapter 5: Bring Me to Life
Date: 04/14/09 Title: Chapter 5: Bring Me to Life
*shouts angstily like Harry*
THESE TERRIBLE CLICHES ARE SO FUNNY THEY MAKE ME ANGRY! I ALSO LIKE HIPPOS!
Idiot Ron Starts A War by POTCgirl1337
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: The eight Gryffindor seventh years are all bored out of their minds. But then, Dean gets a wonderful idea to start a wild snowball fight down on the grounds of Hogwarts. All is going well when Ron somehow brings to life an Army of evil snowmen. Their recent fight against each other soon becomes a raging battle to protect their sanity and prevent themselves and their friends from getting kidnapped bythe snowmen.
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Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 2: The Great And Ferocious Snowball Fight
Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 2: The Great And Ferocious Snowball Fight
Ehmagod,so funny!!!
:D
Ron is such an idiot it's hilarious!
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Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 1: Dean's Idea
Date: 04/11/09 Title: Chapter 1: Dean's Idea
Wouldn't it be funny if Neville was the drunk one instead of Ron?It would add a lot of...craziness!
The Weird Wedding by rawz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: It is the Summer after Harry's sixth year and he plans to go after Voldemort and Voldemort's Horcruxes. But, first he must go to Bill and Fleur's wedding. While at the Burrow Harry makes new friends, visits with old ones, and receives an unexpected (but maybe not as unwelcome as it seems) surprise...
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Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Weasleys Arrival
Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Weasleys Arrival
Haha,Fred and George being themselves
;D
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Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 4: Madam Malkin’s Robes for All Occasions
Date: 04/10/09 Title: Chapter 4: Madam Malkin’s Robes for All Occasions
You should call Pricilla "Pricilla the Prat"
;D
When the Cat's Away by fawkes_07
Rated: Professors •Summary: The young ladies of 5th-year Potions are called out for a 'special class,' leaving the boys without their genteel influence. That calls for a special lesson.
This is a Book 5, Harry/Draco short fic that is not meant for younger or saner readers.
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Date: 05/05/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Locker Room Challenge
Date: 05/05/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Locker Room Challenge
It's not bad,i'm insane too!Just not as insane as you are. ;)
Author's Response: *snerk* Well, few people are. 8-)
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Date: 05/02/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Going for the Gold
Date: 05/02/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Going for the Gold
THAT WAS REALLY F***ED UP.
r u mentally sound?
Author's Response: Gee, you say that like it's a bad thing...