hey, I'm Hermiones_Therapist, or something like that. not really. I live in the good ol' U.S. of A., and i'm a teenage girl. i will be joined from time to time by my little sister, the Supreme Ruler of Jello, or SROJ. i like harry potter better though. she just likes to mooch.
Me:
fave color: Purple
food: sushi
tv show: Home Improvement
vegetable: CORN IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST OF ALL VEGETABLES
am i crazy: YES!!!
i'm a huge HP fan (NO! Really?), and I loved the new 6th movie.
my name: it's random, i know. i don't know where i got it. probably just me being weird and random.
meee!!! meaning the Supreme Ruler of JELLO!!!
fav. color:
blue and yellow. yeah its a tie...i dont care enough to decide which one i like better..
food:
mac and cheese!! o, and jello.....duh
t.v show:
whale wars on animal planet!!
the name??!!!?
hello!!! I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, thats all for now......TTFN!!
PEACE!!!
H_T: Apparently, insanity is genetic in our family.
O MY JELLO......that is hilarious....harry potts AND voldy both have very big obsessions w/ marshymellos. i think it is also very funny that harry potts was so obsessed with marshymellos, he missed going to hoggywarts.i cannot WAIT to read the next chapter!
HAZZAAAH!
SROJ
sry i forgot to review the last chapter....i had to go to bed...........anyway i was, once again, laughing throughout this whole chapter. GO ZETERA
HAZAAH!!
sry i forgot to review the last chapter....i had to go to bed...........anyway i was, once again, laughing throughout this whole chapter. GO ZETERA
HAZAAH!!
OOOOOO!!!!!! CLIFF HANGER!!! YAY!!!!
HAZAAAAH!!!
SROJ
wow...........remus has a werewolf suit,,,,that is pure genious (spelling??)
HAZAAAH!!
SROJ
Author's Response: Hey SROJ, and H_T, thanks so much for all your reviews, I'm glad you enjoyed this story so much even if it is a bit out of date now :D
O MY JELLO!!!! that was the bestiest first chapter of probably the bestiest story eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think it is HIlarious (spelling?) how voldy kills that guy just cause he didnt put marshymellos in his chocolate. of course you'd have to be pretty stupid not to put marshymellos in hot chocolate. anywho, im probably going to review every one of these chapters so......yeah
HAZAH!!!
H_T's little sis the supreme ruler of jello (sroj) :D
O MY JELLO!!!!!!! i was laughing throughout the whole thing. this is the best story ever!!!!!!!
HAZAAAH!!!!!!!
SROJ
O MY JELLO!!!! (once again :D) that was AWESOME. i, for one, have heard this cookie song many times from mmy many friends from school, (and theyre probably a little too old to be singing a song they saw on barney) so i naturally (spelling?) got it stuck in my head for a VERY long time....it wasnt fun.
gonna review more!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D
HAZAAAH!!!!!
SROJ
wow.....these chapters are...HILARIOUS!
how do u come up with this!!!!??!??!!!
HAZAAH!!!
SROJ
1st story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
I read this story a couple of months ago when I didn't have an account yet, and it's still funny. I love this story because it caters to people like me who don't understand Draco/Hermione stories AT ALL.
Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
Awesome story! And extremely random. But, you know, in a good way. :-)
Wooooooooooooow...okay, this rocks so much. But I reeeeeeeeallly want to know who the grandfather is.
Author's Response: It was Neville Longbottom. Thanks! :-)
MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Sup, Schmergo. I'm in an awesome mood right now. MY STORY GOT ACCEPTED!!!! Of course no one's READ it...oh well..
ANYWHO, this story is so AWESOME!!! It's really sweet, in a twisted creepy way. (which is a compliment.) It's the perfect way of explaining Draco's complete jerkiness.
and by the way, i never thought the girl was Hermione...
Author's Response: Oh, wow, thank you! This is lovely timing to get a review for this story, since the sixth movie just came out, with lots and lots of lovely Draco! I will read your story, but not today, since I have to go to beddy-bye! But CONGRATTTTTTULATIONS! It was forever before I got my first story accepted. >_<
Sup, Schmergo.. This story is so bizzarrely awesome. I love it!
Favorite Part:
Mr. Deathly rolled his iris-less eyes, and he snorted impatiently. “Pur-leeze. Absolutely everyone knows about Snape,” he said. “Even the Muggles do.”
haha.
Awesome story, although you've obviously given up the idea of adding to it.
Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I did give up the idea of adding to it, because I decided to use the plot twists I wanted to for another story... but you can always read that one. It's called "To Be Or Nott To Be."
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......this is awesome! and sweet. Luna rocks, doesn't she? :-) minor nitpick:
I wondered what she whished for when she blew the dandelion.
wished is spelled incorrectly.
Good Job!
H_T
Author's Response: you're so sweet, thank you :)
And I'll go fix that right away!
Sup, Zetera!
I decided to read this because i just finished reading the first story. I didn't review it because my lil' sis is, and that would be rather redundant.
ANYWHO, I completely agree with Voldemort. Yeah, HBP was a great book, but one day I realized something important: HE'S NOT IN IT! I can't wait to see where this goes from here...
Love your characterization of Harry, btw.
H_T
“You. This isn’t going to be one of those Sirius-isn’t-really-dead-but-he-comes-back stories, is it?”
haha.
“Oh Merlin no, this isn’t going to be ‘slash’, is it?”
lol. I hope not.
Curtain travel. Interesting...
and their ridiculous size which made sure that anyone of a small stature would have trouble opening one comfortably
I CONCUR!
“Are you saying that the editor’s name... is Ed?! Ha-ha, that’s convenient!”
Horses.........OH! OH! I! GET! IT! SEVEN HORSES! THAT IS GENIUS!
Muahahaha.
H_T
“That’s right!” laughed Voldemort as he turned to survey the spectacle in the centre of the room. “Marshmallows.”
Okay, it's official. Voldiekins is completely off his nut.
“Hey! You’re evil!” shouted Harry, pointing an accusing finger at his old teacher. “You are soooo evil.”
lol.
“You can’t do this without me. It wouldn’t be half as funny.”
that line rocks.
“You can never go too far with the marshmallow thing,” stated Harry seriously.
soooo true.
Okay, awesome chapter, but now I am sad. There's nothing else to read! So if you could update this, that would be fabulous. If not...oh well. I'll get over it.
Eventually. :-)
H_T
Author's Response: Hey H_T! Thanks for all your reviews, and of course the ones from SROJ as well. Yes, this fic has been put on hold for now... well... for the last two years really. I can't believe I let it go so long, but I was riding on the success of Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince, and when DH came out it really messed up the plotline I had for this parody, so I abandoned it in favour of other projects. I hate having an unfinished fic though - I'm writing a genfic at the moment so I won't be updating this until that one is done, as I dislike having several stories on the go at once, it's too time consuming.
So in all, thanks for your reviews, and I will update this, but not for a while yet :-)
If you'd like any more info feel free to check out my website - http://www.zetera.webs.com/
yo shmergo! this is Hermiones_Therapist's little sis' sroj (supreme ruler of jello) this was the first sory i had ever read on mugglenet so i burst out laughing when i saw that harry potts had 2 childs named jordan and harriet-lily (not that i dont like the names i think they roc!! anywho, i can totally (spelling?) relate to haley because she is short and hyper. JUST LIKE ME!!!!! she is my all time favorite character
i dont know what else to write....
BYE!!!
Author's Response: Hi, Jell-o! Hey, this is amazing. And I know exactly what you mean about Haley, because I'm short(ish) and hyper, tooo! I think I'll call Harry "Harry Potts" from now on. It sounds so cute! ZANK YOU FOR THE REVIEW!
Ron appreciated the present so much that he sent back a thank-you note-- one that buzzed incessantly until the recipient either went insane and burst their own eardrums with fish forks to make the madness stop or burned it at exactly midnight on a full moon.
I wish they sold those at Hallmark. That would be some fun beans.
(This particular clock screamed, “IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF BED THIS INSTANT, RONALD, THE DARK WIZARDS WILL TAKE OVER!” in a voice suspiciously similar to his mother’s.) this is funny. Wooow...I'm eloquent today.
It took him a minute to realize that his mother wasn’t there, and so couldn’t answer his question.
Good, Ron! This is what we call Logic!
One was Harry. The other was not. The one who was not (as opposed to Nott, who they had caught and captured for an attempt on Kingsley Shacklebolt’s life the previous week)
This is fabulous. :-)
(including a sandwich so moldy that it greatly resembled a chia pet)
ch-ch-ch-chia! I had to say that.
That night, Harry awoke with a start. “I get it!” he exclaimed aloud. “Ron wasn’t writing about a…” But before he could continue the thought process, he fell back asleep, his revelations totally forgotten by morning. Lol.
Completely fabulous, as per usual.
btw, I went to your website thingy today. I read your posts (whatever you call 'em) on bad summaries for stories. I laughed so hard. My dad got mad at me. Where did you find those?
H_T
Author's Response: Bahaha, yeah, I'd totally send one of those thank you notes to my sister, only we share a room...I'm glad you like this. It's not as 'funny' as my other humor stories-- I originally submitted it as 'General,' but reviewers made me move it to humor. And the summaries for bad stories came from Mctabby's livejournal (mctabby dot livejournal dot com.) Those made me laugh HYSTERICALLY the first time I read them!