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07/19/09




hey, I'm Hermiones_Therapist, or something like that. not really. I live in the good ol' U.S. of A., and i'm a teenage girl. i will be joined from time to time by my little sister, the Supreme Ruler of Jello, or SROJ. i like harry potter better though. she just likes to mooch.

Me:

fave color: Purple

food: sushi

tv show: Home Improvement

vegetable: CORN IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST OF ALL VEGETABLES

am i crazy: YES!!!

i'm a huge HP fan (NO! Really?), and I loved the new 6th movie.


my name: it's random, i know. i don't know where i got it. probably just me being weird and random.

meee!!! meaning the Supreme Ruler of JELLO!!!

fav. color:
blue and yellow. yeah its a tie...i dont care enough to decide which one i like better..

food:
mac and cheese!! o, and jello.....duh

t.v show:
whale wars on animal planet!!

the name??!!!?

hello!!! I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, thats all for now......TTFN!!

PEACE!!!

H_T: Apparently, insanity is genetic in our family.



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The Fourth Estate by OliveOil_Med

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After The Quibbler is banned from the school, a group of Ravenclaws answer by publishing their own secret newspaper, The Fourth Estate, and leaving copies around various points of Hogwarts for the students to read. If any of them are caught, the worst wrath possible will fall on their heads.

But that fear has done nothing to stop them.

I am OliveOil_Med of Ravenclaw, and this my story for the Term Challange, for Project Censored.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/22/09 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Leading Questions

logged me out again.

loved this chapter!

Author's Response: I'm glad. And if you keep having problems, try clicking the 'Remember Me' function when you log it. That should keep you logged in.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/24/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Syntax

Duuuuuuuuuuudddddddde!

That rocked, but where the heck are you gonna go from here? I'm glad Lisa got Orla and Steward off the hook, though. That was cool of her.

Awesome chapter.

H_T

Author's Response: Two chapters left, and you will get all your answers then.



We All Fall Down by QueenofThieves

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A newspaper clipping dated November 2nd, 1943, burned and later salvaged:
…sixteen year-old found dead at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Headmaster denies all connection with previous events and the prior attacks on Muggle-borns…

When a student is found dead in the third floor corridor, Armelle Banks, Slytherin and prefect, is pulled into helping someone she would do anything to avoid.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/24/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1, Armelle Banks

Wow. This is good.

The reason I found this fic is because I was browsing the recently updated fics, looking to see if anyone had reviewed mine, and I noticed that no one had reviewed this (I have a sort of fixture on unreviewed fics). I can't imainge why. This is really well written, and a very interesting premise. Armelle is a very interesting OC. I have to admit that I have no idea where this is going, but I'm willing to wait to find out.

Just one little nitpick:

Telling her that she even looked at little like Fay Banks was certainly a compliment.

That "at" should be an "a".

Great Job.

H_T



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/24/09 Title: Chapter 2: Library Encounters

Great chapter! I can totally see Armelle's Slytherin-ness coming through. I also like your characterization of Tom Riddle.

I have a little nitpick-type-thing:

Ruby tucked her mousey brown hair behind her ears and sat down. “What are you studying?” she asked, peering at the stack of books that were nearly as tall as she was.
“Arithmancy.” She indicated the numbers scrawled on the parchment with a groan. “I don’t know why I took it. Turns out I hate numbers.”

In this little chunk, it's sort of hard to tell who's talking. You might want to fix that.

On to the next chapter!



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/24/09 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Okay...I get it a little more now...Armelle isn't going to fall in love with Tom, is she? Cuz I'm sure she can do better than him...

Great Chapter.

Btw, I love how your chapters are short. Perfect for my attention span.

Looking forward to the next chapter!



The Same as a Duck by OliveOil_Med

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Luna is always one for being the center of attention, and her classmates are always ones for finding ways for making her such. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for the reasoning behind it.

A Monty Python-inspired Easter story for Tim the Enchanter
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/14/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Same as a Duck

Hey! Me again!

The first time I read this story, i thought it was hilarious. and I've never seen Monty Python in my life.

Good Job. :-)

H_T

Author's Response: Well, I hope you will be sure to look up Monty Python now. Since this story was such a success, I may have to write more just like it.



Sirius' Serious Squirrel Secret by The Scribbler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Charming, courageous, athletic, rebellious, and Hogwart’s number one heartthrob: a reputation Sirius Black has cherished since First Year. Unfortunately for Sirius, his worst enemy overhears the one little secret that could ruin his reputation in an instant. The Marauders have to stop their enemy before the secret can spread through Hogwarts. If they fail, the perfect life as Sirius knows it will end.

Warning: extreme OOC content and general ridiculous randomness.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/20/09 Title: Chapter 6: Curing Irrational Phobias and Snake Bites for Dummies

lol. That was so funny and random. :-)

Author's Response: Thank you!



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/28/09 Title: Chapter 5: The Ultimate Blackmail

This chapter was short but funny. I LOVE your characterization of James and Sirius. I probably said that, already, didn't I?

well, it's TRUE!

Usually, i'd copy and paste all my favorite parts, but I'm exhausted. (i.e. Lazy.)

I had no clue this had been updated, so I'm off to add this to my favorites!

Ciao!

H_T

Author's Response: Ah, that's okay about the copy and paste. At least I know you liked the chapter. I'm especially honored that you think it's worthy enough to keep reading! Thank you so much.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 10/17/09 Title: Chapter 7: Of Painkillers and Irritating Roaches

hahaha. I love your characterization of Peter.

H_T

Author's Response: Thank you! :)



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/23/09 Title: Chapter 1: Scaredy-Cat Black

First of all: This is an awesome idea. Even the idea of Sirius being afraid of squirrels is funny. I just love squirrels, don't you? They're so cute and fluffy!

ANYwho,
"JAMES, KILL IT!"

I looooove that line so much. It's hilarious!

"Innocent! HA! Just look at the thing! Don't you see that evil glint in his eye?" Sirius pointed a shaking finger at the furry little creature, a maniacal glint in his own eye. The animal, however, was angelic in the pale moonlight. Its fur glowed silver, and its tiny black eyes glistened, completely devoid of an evil spark. It was adorable enough to make even McGonagall swoon.

That's right, Sirius! It's the cute fluffy squirrel of DEATH! Lol.

A wizard without a nose could frighten an entire country from even mentioning his name.

HAHA! THAT LINE IS GENIUS! Props to you!

Dude! This story is really cool so far! :-)

H_T

P.S. Just out of curiosity, how many chapters are you gonna make this?

Author's Response: You have no idea how good it is to hear when someone enjoyed this story! Thank you for reviewing. It's also good to hear from another squirrel fanatic. I knew I wasn't the only crazy one out there... As to length, the plan currently calls for thirteen chapters, but plans have the habit of changing while you're writing.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/24/09 Title: Chapter 2: The Spy and Tic-Tac-Toe

Hey! me again!

"Where’d you get the rope?” James asked in amazement.

“I have my devices,” said Sirius murderously.

"I have my devices." okay, I"m TOTALLY gonna start saying that.

The predator hungrily eyed his prey. "We kill him."

"Why are you so hooked on killing things?"

"It’s the only way, James!" Sirius shouted, turning on him.

“Or you could just let me go,” Snape suggested from the ground, giving up on wrestling his way out of the tight rope. Both marauders ignored him.

Hilarious. I'm thinking Sirius needs some therapy.

I'm curious. How exactly do you get a scar playing tic tac toe?

So, Sirius had gotten quite… irate… since I still had not sworn defeat and acknowledged his almighty Tic-Tac-Toe greatness. Finally, he raised his quill high into the air and, screaming, 'I WON!’ brought the quill down in a magnificent arc right onto my arm."

Oh. That's how.

Awesome chapter.

ANYwho, What happened to the squirrel? He's still there, isn't he? I shall call him Jimmy. Unless you've already named your fictional squirrel. Which i kinda doubt.

Wooooooow. that was random. ;-)

H_T

Author's Response: With Sirius' bad childhood, he probably would have benefited from therapy at least after he escaped Azkaban if not at the time of this story. The squirrel, on the other hand, didn't like all Sirius' shouting and so snuck off through an open window to go back to his family living in the Whomping Willow. Since squirrels speak mainly in squeaks and chattering, he has no name we Muggles can pronounce. But you can call him Jimmy instead.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/24/09 Title: Chapter 3: Sweet Chocolate Pudding

“PUDDING!" James and Sirius yelled. The two quickly threw Snape aside and dived on poor Fert and his batch of pudding. Seizing the bowl, they dug into it with their fingers, too ravenous from their trip to bother asking for spoons.

Haha. I love that paragraph, because I am extremely fond of pudding.

"The prisoner doesn’t get any food," James said through a mouthful of thick chocolate.

Sirius nodded in agreement. "I second that motion."

"Well, I third it," James added unnecessarily.

I love this story's OOCness. (But not the bad kind. the good kind. :-) )

James exploded and it vaguely reminded Sirius of an experiment he once performed with a toaster and a few blueberry pop tarts. The results were flaming pop tarts of doom.

HAHAHA! DARK LORD'S BLOG REFERENCE!!!!! NICE!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!! !

"Snape? Escaped from what?" Sirius looked completely lost. "I have no idea what you're talking about. Anyways, I can’t take you seriously when there’s pudding on your face."

My best friend is the same way. She cannot STAND it when people get food on theiir faces.

"Oh, no! Oh, no! Very bad! This is VERY bad, James! We have to get him!" With that said, he immediately ran out of the kitchens, frantically waving his arms above his head as if it would actually help. Sirius slipped to the verge of breaking out in tears.

You know, I'm gonna end up pasting this whole story in this little box. That's how good this story is. :-)

"James!" Sirius' voice cracked. "Snape and with the ropes and squirrel! Pudding, James, PUDDING! The squirrel is gonna tell everyone!"

Yeah, Sirius! Jimmy is totally gonna tell everyone! If only he could TALK...

Dude! This chapter was awesome! But what happened to Jimmy?

H_T

Author's Response: Yes! Another good chapter then. Thanks for the review. And you've read The Dark Lord's blog, too?! It's AMAZING, isn't it? *plug* If you are reading this response and love humor stories, read The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_the_Impaler.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/24/09 Title: Chapter 4: Digging for Dirt

"You're right. We need a plan," said James, stroking his chin evilly.

lol.

“Beverly?” James asked. “The girl who carries around that stuffed squirrel?”

“She couldn’t understand why I hated Larry,” Sirius muttered.

“Bev named the squirrel Larry? I knew a Larry once,” Peter said with disgust. “No wonder it was a bad date.”


This story is SO Awesome. Have you written any other fics? :-)

Dear Lily,
Your eyes make my heartbeat flutter.
Your gaze turns my legs to butter.
I wish you were mine.
Do you want to dine?
If yes, meet me at midnight by the greenhouse.
I hope to see you soon, my dear little mouse.
Love,
Your Secret Admirer

Wooooow. That's not good.

“Hates me? You told me that she was going to fall for me any day now!”

Sirius stopped laughing. “Oh, yeah.” He paused to think. “Yeah, I was lying then.”

“Great friend, you are, Padfoot,” James growled through gritted teeth.

Oblivious, Sirius continued, “Yeah, I think I do a pretty good job.”

You do a great job with this dialogue.

Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww....now I'm all caught up!

Awesome chapter. Please update soon. :-)

H_T

Author's Response: Now you know why Snape became a Potions Master and not a world-renowned poet. Thank you for the review!



Snuffed by Indigoenigma

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: All Bill needed to be perfect was a pretty girlfriend. Young, gorgeous, part Veela, and preferrably French.

It was a real shame, then, that the perfect girl was dating Charlie.

Not that it mattered to Bill.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/24/09 Title: Chapter 1: Flame

Awesome little behind-the-scenes story, even if it is kind of depressing. But you know, in a good way.

Author's Response: But, of course! Thank you very much.



Scarred by OliveOil_Med

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart is used to stealing people's life achievements. But one particular insant is one that truly haunts him, and he doesn't even have a face to associate it with.

I am OliveOil_Med, and this is my entry for the Ravenclaw Almost-Gauntlet.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/22/09 Title: Chapter 1: Scarred

AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...................................................................i love this! it's so sad...and there aren't a lot of fics about Lockhart...i take it he's a favorite character of yours?

Author's Response: Actually, this was a fic I wrote for the Ravenclaw Almost-Gauntlet, and my character was Gilderoy Lockhart. And while I wouldn't say he is my favorite character, he's a lot of fun to write. You just CAN'T go too over the top!



Divided By Magic by TwitchyGirl

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: When Dr. Brennan first took on the case of “Jane Doe”, she was emotionless and barely responsive, concealed behind hair that served as a more effective barrier than a brick wall. A year went by with no progress, but one day, the woman slipped and revealed the secret that resided in the depths of her unconscious mind. And with the secret came Meredith, Regan, Lily, Sapphire, Sadie, Charlie, The Scary Lady, The Doctor, Harrison, and Ellie. All of them were components of Loretta, a host personality that had split her mind into these people to cope with childhood traumas that she was incapable of dealing with. But as Dr. Brennan digs deeper into the memories of this woman’s tortured childhood, he finds that she has carried with her recollections of a magical world.
In this story, discoveries are made of why the magical world has caused Loretta to become tormented, what the Wizarding World has done to her to cause her to divide in her psychological mind.
Warning: Dissociative Identity Disorder is caused by the most hideous of child abuse and trauma. Suicide is mentioned. Reader discretion is advised due to some frightening and graphic content.


Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 1: Meredith's Emergance

Woooooooooow.......this is fascinating. This story is intriguiging, (spelling?) original, and fabulously well written. And, judging by your author's notes, you've obviously done your research.

Great chapter!

Author's Response: Intriguing is the correct spelling. Thank you very much for the review.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 2: "They Live In This Body"

Woooooooooooowwwww.......the plot thickens, huh? This is going on my favorites.

Author's Response: Thank you for adding me to your favorites! :D



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 3: A Daunting Diagnosis

Once again, woooooooow...Great chapter. Update soon!

Author's Response: Thank you! :D



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 4: The Monster

Awesome chapter. Kinda short, though.

Quick Question: Why'd the doctor dude let Reagan out of the strait jacket? Didn't he know that would be dangerous?

Author's Response: She seemed as though she could control herself and wouldn't need it. Besides, a person can't stay in one too long; the way the jacket is set up causes blood to pool in the elbows which then causes swelling and numbness.



Finding Her Voice by Belledeg

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Harper Riley is one of the most gifted young witches of her generation. However, since the traumatic events of the Battle of Hogwarts, she has not spoken a single word. Her Muggle parents were killed, along with her two wizarding brothers, and she is on the run from her squib guardian, a sinful and harsh man with a strong hatred of magic.

Harry Potter is recently married and settled, however, his life seems to take on another dramatic turn when he and Ginny find Harper. Her refusal to speak makes things a lot harder for them to discover how to help her. Luckily, Harry knows someone who owes him a favour. Someone who he and Ginny may not like, but they trust. Someone whose profession is to help those who suffer from the Battle of Hogwarts, no matter their story…

If anyone can get her talking again, it’s Blaise.

"I don't want to forget that night...but I don't want to remember it either."

A Blaise Zabini/Original Character romance

This story has the characters: Blaise Zabini, Harper Riley, Jimmy Peakes, Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Weasley, Isabella Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Dennis Creevey, Leonard Wilkes, Theodore Nott and Minerva McGonagall plus many more.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 1: Harper Riley

WOW. This is a really interesting story. I've never read a story with Zabini as a main character before. I'll have to see where this leads...

Author's Response: Thanks! Please keep R&R ing :D