hey, I'm Hermiones_Therapist, or something like that. not really. I live in the good ol' U.S. of A., and i'm a teenage girl. i will be joined from time to time by my little sister, the Supreme Ruler of Jello, or SROJ. i like harry potter better though. she just likes to mooch.
Me:
fave color: Purple
food: sushi
tv show: Home Improvement
vegetable: CORN IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST OF ALL VEGETABLES
am i crazy: YES!!!
i'm a huge HP fan (NO! Really?), and I loved the new 6th movie.
my name: it's random, i know. i don't know where i got it. probably just me being weird and random.
meee!!! meaning the Supreme Ruler of JELLO!!!
fav. color:
blue and yellow. yeah its a tie...i dont care enough to decide which one i like better..
food:
mac and cheese!! o, and jello.....duh
t.v show:
whale wars on animal planet!!
the name??!!!?
hello!!! I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, thats all for now......TTFN!!
PEACE!!!
H_T: Apparently, insanity is genetic in our family.
Awesome. Depressing, but awesome. good job.
H_T
Author's Response: Thank you! Depressing, I know. But unfortunately for Sirius, it's his character.
The remains of the Potter family cringed as a whole, however, when Uncle Ron tried to pull out onto the street and nearly hit an ambulance. And all the cars
Sup!
behind him didn’t seem the least bit relieved that Uncle Ron hadn’t run the ambulance off the road, the way they all began honking madly.
Love the way this fits in with DH.
But for some reason, not one adult seemed willing to allude to the reason why.
lol.
The bag in Aunt Hermione’s hand was notably smaller and less of a strain to carry. This was something of a pattern everywhere the couple went, and Lily often wondered to herself how her aunt continued to pull it off again and again.
I love the way you keep alluding to DH in this story. :-)
This is an awesome chapter. I hope you update soon! :-)
H_T
Author's Response: You just won't rest until you review every chapter of every story I have ever written, have you? Well, I'm glad you enjoying this one as well and will continue to read the others I have.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so awesome!! And sweet. :-)
Minor Nitpick:
“What was that for?” Harry demanded angrily. “You think you broke one of the bishops!”
Should it be "I" think you broke one of the bishops?
I love this story. Good job!
H_T
Author's Response: I'm so glad you loved the story! I'll try to fix the nitpick, but we'll see what happens. My computer and MNFF don't get along too well.
This was a great story, but now I'm all depressed. :-( Oh well. I'll get over it. I have no clue who was who. I loved this line in particular:
The words were rolling out of James' mouth, tripping over each other and racing to be the first, and yet Padfoot heard every word, clear as ice.
That line just sounds cool.
Awesome story!
H_T
Author's Response:
Wow, really? I know I shouldn't be gleeful about that, but ah well, I can't help it. :-p
Anywho, thanks so much for the review! I loved it. :D
The train left the station like a long scarlet snake leaving its burrow. Admittedly, the snake also looked as if it was smoking, because it was, after all, really a train, no matter how effective the simile was.
HILARIOUS.
She opened her mouth and spoke those sacred words that would change the course of history forever.
“Anything off the trolley, dears?”
lol.
okay, that was FUNNY. That squid has issues. And it was just hilarious that you gave Henry the speech Draco used in SS/PS. :D
Author's Response: Thanks muchly. It's a bit strange that people are finding the jokes I didn't think were so funny, so funny!
And the squid... has more issues than you think...
The train left the station like a long scarlet snake leaving its burrow. Admittedly, the snake also looked as if it was smoking, because it was, after all, really a train, no matter how effective the simile was.
HILARIOUS.
She opened her mouth and spoke those sacred words that would change the course of history forever.
“Anything off the trolley, dears?”
lol.
okay, that was FUNNY. That squid has issues. And it was just hilarious that you gave Henry the speech Draco used in SS/PS. :D
Author's Response: Thanks muchly. It's a bit strange that people are finding the jokes I didn't think were so funny, so funny! And the squid... has more issues than you think...
This is your first fiction? REALLY?
Well, it rocked. :-)
I lllllove your characterization of Harry, and the way he explains Voldemort to Lily.
And I feel the exact same way about hot chocolate.
H_T
So I saw this and I just LOVE humor fics, and I was like, oh, this looks good. And then I started reading it.
The beginning was good. The thing about Remus's arm being pulled out of its socket was funny. And then, once we got to this part, this story went from oh, that's cute! (NOT a bad thing) to HEY! THAT'S REALLLY FUNNY!
“Well, if Evan Rosier hadn’t kicked Moody’s magical eyeball under a forklift, then he’d have been able to see that it was James behind him and not a Death Eater, and he wouldn’t have hexed James.”
That line made me laugh. hard.
Dude! This story is HILARIOUS!
I'm gonna say
10/10.
You should write more humor fics. :-)
H_T
Author's Response: I'm really glad it made you laugh! I'll admit I chuckled a few times as I wrote the thing (especially imagining Sirius make the arc with his arm to show the way that Moody's eyeball flew through the air). But sometimes I don't know if something is honestly funny or if it's my own brand of weirdness shining through.
So, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Thank you so much for the nice things you wrote--and for letting me know you liked this.
(And if you've got an idea for a humor fic, I'm always open! :) )
THE PLOT THICKENS!
Yeesh, sorry it took me so long to review this.
but ANYwho,
I love this story so much! and I love your characterization of Minnie, and older Hermione.
H_T
Author's Response: Well, I loves reviews no matter when they come. I'm glad you're liking the story.
hahaha. I love MInnie.
Author's Response: Yes, I am rather fond of her as well. She is actually a caricature of myself at ten, the way J.K. has said Hermione was a caricature of her.
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!! Poor Hermione! but who's the other Hermione gonna be? is it gonna be baby Hermione #2? Oh. wait. Duh.
She barely made any noise and her eyes remained shut tight against the Florissant lights.
"Florissant " Um. that is spelled wrong. Unless I'm being dumb and you spelled it like that on purpose. But isn't it Flourescent, or something like that?
H_T
Author's Response: Him, spellcheck said that was how it was spelled. I'll have to look it up.
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....Poor real Hermione...why did she even show up?
Author's Response: Well, she does love her parents. That's why she cast the spell on them in the first place; so they would be safe from the violence of the war. And now that all that's over, she wants them back again. But life has gone on without her.
why did real Hermione come back, anyway? What's she gonna do? I still love this story though.
H_T
Author's Response: Well, she still has a great deal of love for her parents, and she wants them back again. But life has moved on without her and now she has to deal with it.
Awesome. :-)
Author's Response: Thanks!
Ashley
This is a collection of related one-shots about confusion over Muggle objects. An excerpt from the first chapter, A Contraceptive Controversy:
James Potter was quite brilliant, or at least he’d like to think so. He had some of the best grades in the sixth year- they would probably be the best if he did his homework regularly. The Marauder’s Map had been his idea- even if he wasn’t brilliant, the Map certainly was. He was also an animagus. An (illegal) animagus at sixteen was something brilliant indeed.
So if he was so brilliant, then why was he incapable of identifying the object before him?
It’s not like it was particularly complex: all it was was a little piece of rubber, really. There’s nothing complicated about that, is there? No, not at all.
Dudddddddeeeeeeeeee! Oops, I just spammed. This is AWESOME! Put the second chapter up soon, 'kay?
H_T
Aaaaaaaaawwwww....what a cute story.Well, not cute. stories about people dying don't really give you that warm and fuzzy feeling. Still. This story is awesome and really well written. :-)
Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review!
There is no chapter here.
H_T
Author's Response: I'm working on it!
Rose used a blank journal to list practical information about the boy she intended to bring home for holiday and pass off as her boyfriend: Scorpius’ favourite colour, his favourite food. As their pretend relationship became real, the entries became longer and more intimate. And then one day—to her horror—she misplaced the journal.
This is really good.
Author's Response: I appreciate your feedback and like your pen name. Are you a Muggle or a witch? ;)