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07/19/09




hey, I'm Hermiones_Therapist, or something like that. not really. I live in the good ol' U.S. of A., and i'm a teenage girl. i will be joined from time to time by my little sister, the Supreme Ruler of Jello, or SROJ. i like harry potter better though. she just likes to mooch.

Me:

fave color: Purple

food: sushi

tv show: Home Improvement

vegetable: CORN IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST OF ALL VEGETABLES

am i crazy: YES!!!

i'm a huge HP fan (NO! Really?), and I loved the new 6th movie.


my name: it's random, i know. i don't know where i got it. probably just me being weird and random.

meee!!! meaning the Supreme Ruler of JELLO!!!

fav. color:
blue and yellow. yeah its a tie...i dont care enough to decide which one i like better..

food:
mac and cheese!! o, and jello.....duh

t.v show:
whale wars on animal planet!!

the name??!!!?

hello!!! I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, thats all for now......TTFN!!

PEACE!!!

H_T: Apparently, insanity is genetic in our family.



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The Beginning of the End by Radcliffefan07

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: October 31st, 1981. That was the night that Sirius Black lost everything. James and Lily were dead, and Harry's fate, undermined, and Sirius wanted only one thing: revenge against the traitor that took it all from him.

This is my take on Sirius and his reaction the night the Potters were killed.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/23/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End

Awesome. Depressing, but awesome. good job.

H_T

Author's Response: Thank you! Depressing, I know. But unfortunately for Sirius, it's his character.



Lily's Laws for Living by OliveOil_Med

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily and Hugo will be spending a month together while Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermione are on holiday in France. But in a small town with all the older Potters away at Hogwarts, there is surprisingly little to do.

At least until they stumble upon an old book in the attic entitled Lily's Laws for Living; a book that seems to have been written especially for the two of them. And so, the two cousins spend there month of holiday, and the years afterward living the lives according to the laws set forth by Lily Marie Evans.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/23/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Accidents

The remains of the Potter family cringed as a whole, however, when Uncle Ron tried to pull out onto the street and nearly hit an ambulance. And all the cars
Sup!

behind him didn’t seem the least bit relieved that Uncle Ron hadn’t run the ambulance off the road, the way they all began honking madly.

Love the way this fits in with DH.

But for some reason, not one adult seemed willing to allude to the reason why.

lol.

The bag in Aunt Hermione’s hand was notably smaller and less of a strain to carry. This was something of a pattern everywhere the couple went, and Lily often wondered to herself how her aunt continued to pull it off again and again.

I love the way you keep alluding to DH in this story. :-)

This is an awesome chapter. I hope you update soon! :-)

H_T

Author's Response: You just won't rest until you review every chapter of every story I have ever written, have you? Well, I'm glad you enjoying this one as well and will continue to read the others I have.



Flying Over Memories by sorrow_of_severus

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry has lost so many people he loved throughout his life, most recently his best friends since childhood and his wife of many decades. Now a tired old man, he never expected that his life would begin again, so to speak, when his granddaughter tries to convince him to replace his owl.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/25/09 Title: Chapter 1: Flying Over Memories

AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so awesome!! And sweet. :-)

Minor Nitpick:

“What was that for?” Harry demanded angrily. “You think you broke one of the bishops!”

Should it be "I" think you broke one of the bishops?

I love this story. Good job!

H_T

Author's Response: I'm so glad you loved the story! I'll try to fix the nitpick, but we'll see what happens. My computer and MNFF don't get along too well.



Cain and Abel by Sainyn Swiftfoot

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary:
Two friends, close enough to be brothers.
 
What does it take to destroy their friendship?
 
Very little.
 
[one-shot, featuring Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.]
 
This is Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff writing for the final of the MWPP class.

Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 1: Cain and Abel

This was a great story, but now I'm all depressed. :-( Oh well. I'll get over it. I have no clue who was who. I loved this line in particular:

The words were rolling out of James' mouth, tripping over each other and racing to be the first, and yet Padfoot heard every word, clear as ice.

That line just sounds cool.

Awesome story!

H_T

Author's Response:

Wow, really? I know I shouldn't be gleeful about that, but ah well, I can't help it. :-p

Anywho, thanks so much for the review! I loved it. :D



Albus Severus Potter and the Thingamajig of Destiny by TrueMarauder

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

Or was it?

Voldemort is dead, but strange things are happening at Hogwarts (again). A mysterious object has resurfaced from the very origins of Hogwarts itself, and a wannabe Dark Lord is trying to steal it. With the help of a very unusual book, it is up to Albus and his friends to stop him.

One can only expect this when a Potter comes to Hogwarts.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/26/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

The train left the station like a long scarlet snake leaving its burrow. Admittedly, the snake also looked as if it was smoking, because it was, after all, really a train, no matter how effective the simile was.

HILARIOUS.

She opened her mouth and spoke those sacred words that would change the course of history forever.

“Anything off the trolley, dears?”

lol.

okay, that was FUNNY. That squid has issues. And it was just hilarious that you gave Henry the speech Draco used in SS/PS. :D

Author's Response: Thanks muchly. It's a bit strange that people are finding the jokes I didn't think were so funny, so funny! And the squid... has more issues than you think...



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/26/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

The train left the station like a long scarlet snake leaving its burrow. Admittedly, the snake also looked as if it was smoking, because it was, after all, really a train, no matter how effective the simile was.

HILARIOUS.

She opened her mouth and spoke those sacred words that would change the course of history forever.

“Anything off the trolley, dears?”

lol.

okay, that was FUNNY. That squid has issues. And it was just hilarious that you gave Henry the speech Draco used in SS/PS. :D

Author's Response: Thanks muchly. It's a bit strange that people are finding the jokes I didn't think were so funny, so funny! And the squid... has more issues than you think...



Birthday Wishes by lily meet ginny

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: As Harry turns twenty nine, he realizes that not all wishes occur right after they are made. Some take time to happen. Set on 31 July, 2009. This is cannon time compliant. I do not own the characters of this story.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/30/09 Title: Chapter 1: Birthday Wishes

This is your first fiction? REALLY?

Well, it rocked. :-)

I lllllove your characterization of Harry, and the way he explains Voldemort to Lily.

And I feel the exact same way about hot chocolate.

H_T



When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/26/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So I saw this and I just LOVE humor fics, and I was like, oh, this looks good. And then I started reading it.

The beginning was good. The thing about Remus's arm being pulled out of its socket was funny. And then, once we got to this part, this story went from oh, that's cute! (NOT a bad thing) to HEY! THAT'S REALLLY FUNNY!

“Well, if Evan Rosier hadn’t kicked Moody’s magical eyeball under a forklift, then he’d have been able to see that it was James behind him and not a Death Eater, and he wouldn’t have hexed James.”

That line made me laugh. hard.

Dude! This story is HILARIOUS!

I'm gonna say

10/10.

You should write more humor fics. :-)

H_T

Author's Response: I'm really glad it made you laugh! I'll admit I chuckled a few times as I wrote the thing (especially imagining Sirius make the arc with his arm to show the way that Moody's eyeball flew through the air). But sometimes I don't know if something is honestly funny or if it's my own brand of weirdness shining through. So, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thank you so much for the nice things you wrote--and for letting me know you liked this. (And if you've got an idea for a humor fic, I'm always open! :) )



Hermione by OliveOil_Med

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione Wilkins is an explorer with an over-active imagination. So when a woman show up on her doorstep claiming she is Hermione too, no one believes her. In fact, she is punished! Of course, the fact that she was climbing on the roof at the time might have had something to do with it...

But when Hermione Weasley appears once again, she shares a secret with Hermione Wilkins; mostly because she needs her help if she is ever going to achieve what she came to Australia for in the first place.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/20/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3 Strange Behavior

THE PLOT THICKENS!

Yeesh, sorry it took me so long to review this.

but ANYwho,

I love this story so much! and I love your characterization of Minnie, and older Hermione.

H_T

Author's Response: Well, I loves reviews no matter when they come. I'm glad you're liking the story.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/20/09 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4 Truth Be Told

hahaha. I love MInnie.

Author's Response: Yes, I am rather fond of her as well. She is actually a caricature of myself at ten, the way J.K. has said Hermione was a caricature of her.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/11/09 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Expecting…

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!! Poor Hermione! but who's the other Hermione gonna be? is it gonna be baby Hermione #2? Oh. wait. Duh.

She barely made any noise and her eyes remained shut tight against the Florissant lights.

"Florissant " Um. that is spelled wrong. Unless I'm being dumb and you spelled it like that on purpose. But isn't it Flourescent, or something like that?

H_T

Author's Response: Him, spellcheck said that was how it was spelled. I'll have to look it up.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/11/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1 Wonthaggi, Victoria

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....Poor real Hermione...why did she even show up?

Author's Response: Well, she does love her parents. That's why she cast the spell on them in the first place; so they would be safe from the violence of the war. And now that all that's over, she wants them back again. But life has gone on without her.



Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/12/09 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2 House Guest

why did real Hermione come back, anyway? What's she gonna do? I still love this story though.

H_T

Author's Response: Well, she still has a great deal of love for her parents, and she wants them back again. But life has moved on without her and now she has to deal with it.



Looks by whomovedmyquil

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Inspiration can come from the most unlikely of sources.

A late-night chat with Sirius leads James to confront a hidden insecurity, and may just give him the push he needs to grow up.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 08/30/09 Title: Chapter 1: Looks

Awesome. :-)

Author's Response: Thanks!

Ashley



Muggle Confusion by Mstar7

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The Marauders have a knack for finding things, but are terrible at figuring out what they are. Luckily, Gryffindor is full of informative people...

This is a collection of related one-shots about confusion over Muggle objects. An excerpt from the first chapter, A Contraceptive Controversy:

James Potter was quite brilliant, or at least he’d like to think so. He had some of the best grades in the sixth year- they would probably be the best if he did his homework regularly. The Marauder’s Map had been his idea- even if he wasn’t brilliant, the Map certainly was. He was also an animagus. An (illegal) animagus at sixteen was something brilliant indeed. So if he was so brilliant, then why was he incapable of identifying the object before him? It’s not like it was particularly complex: all it was was a little piece of rubber, really. There’s nothing complicated about that, is there? No, not at all.

Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/09/09 Title: Chapter 1: A Contraceptive Controversy

Dudddddddeeeeeeeeee! Oops, I just spammed. This is AWESOME! Put the second chapter up soon, 'kay?

H_T



Merope's Last Breath by AngelEyez3954

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What happened on the night that Tom Riddle was born? What events led up to Merope Gaunt's last breath? Written in response to EmeraldCity's "Birth of a HP Character" challenge on HPFF.
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/12/09 Title: Chapter 1: Merope's Last Breath

Aaaaaaaaawwwww....what a cute story.Well, not cute. stories about people dying don't really give you that warm and fuzzy feeling. Still. This story is awesome and really well written. :-)

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review!



What Better Way by MagEd

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: I hadn't seen him since I was eleven, but he had a rather distinct look about him. It was hard, after all, to forget that black hair that stuck up in the back and the bright green eyes behind those glasses. And the scar — I had always thought it neat to have a scar shaped like a lightening bolt.

Jane Martin sees the odd, quiet boy she went to primary school with years ago in a jewellery shop and she's shocked to see how much things have changed for the boy with taped glasses and baggy clothes. *one-shot*
Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/26/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

There is no chapter here.

H_T

Author's Response: I'm working on it!



Fascinating Facts About Scorpius Malfoy by Kerichi

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary:

 

Rose used a blank journal to list practical information about the boy she intended to bring home for holiday and pass off as her boyfriend: Scorpius’ favourite colour, his favourite food. As their pretend relationship became real, the entries became longer and more intimate. And then one day—to her horror—she misplaced the journal.

 


 


Reviewer: Hermiones_Therapist Signed
Date: 09/20/09 Title: Chapter 1: Lessons Learned

This is really good.

Author's Response: I appreciate your feedback and like your pen name. Are you a Muggle or a witch? ;)