07/19/09
hey, I'm Hermiones_Therapist, or something like that. not really. I live in the good ol' U.S. of A., and i'm a teenage girl. i will be joined from time to time by my little sister, the Supreme Ruler of Jello, or SROJ. i like harry potter better though. she just likes to mooch.
Me:
fave color: Purple
food: sushi
tv show: Home Improvement
vegetable: CORN IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST OF ALL VEGETABLES
am i crazy: YES!!!
i'm a huge HP fan (NO! Really?), and I loved the new 6th movie.
my name: it's random, i know. i don't know where i got it. probably just me being weird and random.
meee!!! meaning the Supreme Ruler of JELLO!!!
fav. color:
blue and yellow. yeah its a tie...i dont care enough to decide which one i like better..
food:
mac and cheese!! o, and jello.....duh
t.v show:
whale wars on animal planet!!
the name??!!!?
hello!!! I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, thats all for now......TTFN!!
PEACE!!!
H_T: Apparently, insanity is genetic in our family.
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A Different View On Love by helz_belz
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: James would do anything to get inside Lily’s head. Lily would do anything to get away from James. Lily was brewing a banned potion. James went to find her. Lily made a mistake and the potion exploded. James got his wish, but is it much more than he bargained for?
Now Complete!
After a year the Epilouge is now up! Come read for a bit of fun!!
Runner up QSQ - Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Reason for Nomination:
This is the most unique take on how James and Lily really got to know each other. The story is hilarious and keeps you laughing throughout, but it never lets you forget the serious stuff. Plus, she somehow manages to end each chapter with a nice cliffhanger.
~~hestiajones
Date: 08/17/09 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five: The Moronic Moose
I like this chapter. Loved Lily's reaction to Sirius's animagus. this whole thing is really well written.
Date: 08/17/09 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Concurrent Concussions
BEST CHAPTER SO FAR!!!
Strangely Rodger put down his wand also, making Lily feel hopeful for a second. Maybe he did want to sort things out. Her hopes, however, were dashed with Rodgers words, “I am going to fight you like a man, Potter. You going to wuss out?”
Oh dear.
Lily's reaction to someone wanting to beat her up made me lol.
Almost afraid to know the answer, Lily asked, “Do you all remember my nickname?”
“The Gardener,” they all chorused. “Because you like to keep control of the plants.”
I laughed so hard at that. It sounded sort of cultlike to me, though I'm sure you didn't intend it that way.
I love the thing with James and the romance novel. Awesome job!
Date: 08/17/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: Patience is a Virtue
“They call her Poppy because it’s ironic? Oh Merlin, James that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard…”
Me too. Lol.
“What the bloody hell is a virtue anyway?” James yelled at Lily’s retreating back. “Sounds like a load of bullocks.”
Where do you COME UP with this stuff? And I am defninitely putting htis on my favorites. :-)
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: What's Our Game Plan?
If we ever got out of this mess, he thought to himself, I pray to Merlin that our children inherit my Quidditch genes.
haha. foreshadowing. love it.
Great chapter.
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine: Sorry for the Inconvenience
Awesome, as usual.
minor nitpick:
It seemed that Peter and Sirius had made it back to before them as three tables had been pushed together...
should it be, "back before them?"
btw, love the chapter title.
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Ten:: Every Man's Worst Fear
“Jees, Lily! It was only a joke…”
should it be "geez" or "jeez'? i've never seen it spelled the way you used.
great chapter, again.
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven: The Head's Dormitory
Excellent chapter. I think yo're right; everyone is going crazy. :-)
Date: 08/18/09 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve: Objection!
“Overruled,” Sirius called, with a little rap of his hammer. Lily rolled her eyes. Could James’ friends get any stupider?
lol. Great chapter. the trial thing was hysterical. I've got this on my favorites list, but I"m all sad now cuz i'm caught up. please update soon!
Date: 11/28/09 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter Fourteen: Love Works in the Weirdest of Ways
Dang, I can't believe I took so long to read this. THAT WAS SO CUUUTE! loved it. XD
H_T
Date: 09/28/09 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Thirteen: Every Good Romance Needs An Exciting and Deadly Chase Scene
Awwwwwwwwsome chapter, I am so glad you updated. XD Kind of abrupt ending, though.
Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. Well, you know me with my cliff hangers... I just wanted to set it up right for the next chapter. Sorry :)
Für Das Größere Wohl by Tim the Enchanter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy. He has perfect Aryan complexion, is an exemplary member of the Hitler Youth, and is fanatically loyal to his beloved Führer.
But on his eleventh birthday, Dieter discovers a hidden magical world led by an extraordinary wizard named Gellert Grindelwald…
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best History/Mystery.
WINNER of QSQ 2009, Best Male Original Character.
Note: As you might have guessed, Für Das Größere Wohl is German, meaning: “For the Greater Good.” Yes, this story is from the perspective of the bad guys.
Date: 08/19/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter I: Auf Wiedersehen, Herr Schwalbe
Um. Okay. Wow. This is awesome. Not exactly the feel good story of the year, though. Oh well. I'll get over it. :-) Great start.
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and for the review, Hermiones_Therapist. It's not supposed to be a happy story, but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/19/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter II: Düstere Nacht
Wow.....the plot thickens. This is an awesome story. I have no idea where this is going, but I'm intrigued.
Author's Response:
Finding out he's a wizard is a likely guess, as far as story directions go... Thanks for reading!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/19/09 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter III: Schnee-Krieg
I love this chapter. The snowball fight was so...random. I guess that's why i like it! Anywho, on to the next chapter.
Author's Response:
Indeed it was random, but I felt like including a chapter that showed what Dieter's life was like in the Muggle world. Glad you enjoyed!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/19/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter IV: Die Eule
This story is genius. I love the way that you write all these Nazis in such a completely unbiased way (for the benefit of the story). It's also a very interesting premise. :-)
Author's Response:
Thank you. Not many people are willing to write (or read) stories with dedicated Nazis as the central characters, and I admit that I was hesitant to start writing this. However, I am glad I did. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/20/09 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter V: Der Zauberer
Awesome. Actually, I'm not hating Dieter yet. But I'm sure i will. :-)
Author's Response:
Thanks. Personally, I actually kind of like Dieter, despite his numerous flaws. After writing over 60K words of this story, I'll admit he's grown on me. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/20/09 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter VI: Gellert Grindelwald Platz
Great chapter.
“Where have you been? Father said that you two would be gone for a while but didn’t say where to, but you-you… you just came in through the fireplace! WHAT’S GOING ON?”
haha. That's just how i would react. :-)
“Make a wish, she said.”
That doesn't make any sense. Is it supposed to be "Make a wish," she said. ?
btw, how long is this story gonna be? I know you have 11 chapters up already!
On to chapter...7, i think?
Author's Response:
Thanks for pointing out the error, Hermiones_Therapist. It has now been fixed. Concerning the story’s length, I now have 12 chapters, but I honestly have no idea how long it would be total. At least 100K words, certainly. I also don’t know whether I’ll have the entire story in one piece or split into several parts. Thanks for reading!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/20/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter VII: Beobachter
urk. Hans was really annoying me at the beginning here. Wait; did he get in trouble?
Paul ignored Dieter’s lack of enthusiasm and continued, “Think about it – real live dinosaurs… After I go to Durmstrang, I want to study dragons!”
Awwwwww...poor Paul.
This is a cool chapter, (as per usual,) but what happened to that Schwabbe dude from the first chapter?
Are any of Dieter's siblings wizards? I hope they are.
H_T
Author's Response:
Yes, Hans did get in trouble, something he happens to get into a lot. Anyway, glad you like the chapter, and thanks for reviewing. Herr Schwalbe is a prisoner in Nurmengard, to answer your question.
~ Tim the Enchanter
Date: 08/20/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter VIII: Die Seeschlange
Aww..now i must say poor Lena. She's gonna end up killing herself. WAIT! She's not ACTUALLY gonnna end up killing herself, isn't she? Hmmm....Wow. That was a random theory.
“Everyone likes pie…”
very true. I, for one, enjoy randomly injecting the word Pie into conversations.
“Mein Gott – I forgot! I have to run – we’re supposed to organise a rally in five minutes, otherwise the giant mutant squirrels will give me rabies!”
haha. Muggle repelling spell.
Great chapter, of course, but who was the canon character? Or am I just completely unobservant?
H_T
Author's Response:
The canon character was the Durmstrang ship, of course! Well, just kidding. The character will be revealed in Chapter Nine, if you haven’t read it yet. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
PIE!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Beasts, Beings, and Everything in Between by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Beasts, Beings, and Everything in Between, by Bindi Unai, has long been a cornerstone piece in American wizarding education. Ms. Unai, a teacher herself for many years, displays a gift for reaching students, even those whom have never met her. In her career, she was able to produce class after class of outstanding students, her textbook can more than be trusted in helping to educate young minds.
Ms. Unai has often said that is her wish that this book will serve as type of legacy to all she has offered to the world of academia. And with the wealth of information, as well as entertaining anecdotes, this book as more than accomplished this goal.
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 1: About the Author
sup, i'm back. i noticed this story was sort of lacking in reviews for a fic with 10 chapters, so i decided to read it.
TIHS IS SO CUTE!
Author's Response: Wow! You certainly love to review! Not that I mind, though. I'm glad you like it.
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 2: Foreword & Foreword Part II
Manticores cannot survive on tofu.
BEST. LINE. EVER.
I loooove Lockhart in this. his stuck-uppishness is so funny, and it sort of helps to bring out the author's character. and that last little note at the bottom was so funny.
i thought it was interesting that you mentioned "Deer Women" in this, cuz i know you have a story called The Deer Woman. i'll probably read that next.
Author's Response: Yes, it was a great deal of fun to write Lockhart. I imagine the disclaimer appeared after he was found out. Don't worry. You hear about the Deer Woman in the creature description chapters.