07/19/09
hey, I'm Hermiones_Therapist, or something like that. not really. I live in the good ol' U.S. of A., and i'm a teenage girl. i will be joined from time to time by my little sister, the Supreme Ruler of Jello, or SROJ. i like harry potter better though. she just likes to mooch.
Me:
fave color: Purple
food: sushi
tv show: Home Improvement
vegetable: CORN IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST OF ALL VEGETABLES
am i crazy: YES!!!
i'm a huge HP fan (NO! Really?), and I loved the new 6th movie.
my name: it's random, i know. i don't know where i got it. probably just me being weird and random.
meee!!! meaning the Supreme Ruler of JELLO!!!
fav. color:
blue and yellow. yeah its a tie...i dont care enough to decide which one i like better..
food:
mac and cheese!! o, and jello.....duh
t.v show:
whale wars on animal planet!!
the name??!!!?
hello!!! I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, thats all for now......TTFN!!
PEACE!!!
H_T: Apparently, insanity is genetic in our family.
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Beasts, Beings, and Everything in Between by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Beasts, Beings, and Everything in Between, by Bindi Unai, has long been a cornerstone piece in American wizarding education. Ms. Unai, a teacher herself for many years, displays a gift for reaching students, even those whom have never met her. In her career, she was able to produce class after class of outstanding students, her textbook can more than be trusted in helping to educate young minds.
Ms. Unai has often said that is her wish that this book will serve as type of legacy to all she has offered to the world of academia. And with the wealth of information, as well as entertaining anecdotes, this book as more than accomplished this goal.
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 3: Introduction: About This Book; Beast vs. Being
love this chapter.
quick question: is this similar to J.K's book for charity, Magical Beings and Where to Find Them, or whatever it's called? cuz the being thing sounded kind of familiar.
Author's Response: Yes, this is actually supposed to be a textbook for the magic students in the United States and Canada. It will also appear in a few of my stories. I'm working on another book too, about Quodpot. It's called Everything You Ever Needed to Know About Quodpot (and have just taken to many blows to the head to remember).
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 4: A Not-Short History of Not Existing; In Plain Sight
i think this chapter has something against me trying to review it. i really do.
IT JUST LOGGED ME OUT. AGAIN!
okay, nitpicks:
"They are needed once all them Memory Charms are done and the creatures are contained, the Sub-Office of Misinformation must come up with a reason just plausible enough for the nonmagical community to believe."
them memory charms? you might want to change that. and this is a run on sentence. read it over. it doesn't make much sense.
Author's Response: Alright, I shall do that!
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 5: Brave New World; Why Are We Learning This?; Department of Magic Classifications
I think this story hates my guts. it logged me out again. I AM COPYING THIS REVIEW BEFORE I SUBMIT IT THIS TIME.
and i forgot to add to my last review that i love the way you write this.
yay, on to the creature classifications!
what is a Deer Woman, anyway? I keep seeing references to them.
Author's Response: Deer Women are creatures in Native American myth. Don't worry; you read all about them.
Date: 07/24/09 Title: Chapter 9: Creatures N-S
Awesome Chapter!!!
Author's Response: I'm glad you're liking it.
Date: 07/27/09 Title: Chapter 10: Creatures T-Z
"This odd talent was first discovered by Cajuns who, while singing their own music, began to here harmonies coming from the bayou."
here should be "hear".
Fabulous Chapter, once again.
btw, the "Remember Me" thing is working really well. thanks for the advice.
Since this is Z, are you going to add like a conclusion or something to this?
Author's Response: As to 'Z', I know if I take it off, I'll just have people complain that I forgot it.
Date: 07/22/09 Title: Chapter 6: Creatures A-D
this is getting ridiculous. it logged me out again. i had all these nitpicks typed out, and now i have to try to find them again. ergh.
"Its smooth, scarlet scales and gold spike fridges makes for a particularly striking appearance."
i think you mean ridges.
"And like the Horntail, it is also extremely aggressive in its own breed. It’s diet consists of large mammals, and een some water-dwelling creatures..."
een?
well, i'm goingto copy this before ii submit it. loved this chapter. i really liked the manticore summary. was that a reference to mythology?
Author's Response: Alright, all fixed!
Date: 07/22/09 Title: Chapter 7: Creatures E-H
great chapter!
i've noticed that you get your its and it's mixed up, though. just saying.
Author's Response: Always the typos!
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 8: Creatures I-M
great chapter. i realized today that i made a mistake on chapter...6, i think. i said i liked the Manticore summary. i meant Chimera, my bad.
Author's Response: I'm glad you're liking the story.
Muggle Island by Trivia Camlee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary:
How many people does it take to cause a ruckus? Four: The three Dursleys, and a Ministry of Magic official. The Dursleys have no boat to get off the island in the first book, so a Magic official arrives to help them. Let the chaos, begin.
Note: language warning just to be safe- there are no real swears in here
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chocolate Cake
this story is a really good idea! the Dursleys stuck on an island is pretty funny, especially Vernon trying to use smoke signals!
Author's Response: Thank you :) And your penname is awesome!
Date: 07/23/09 Title: Chapter 2: Mourning for Cake and Aprons
THIS. IS. HILAROIUS!!!
I was going to copy and paste my favorite moments in this story, but there were too many. Here's one i found particularly funny:
"We gave you swimming lessons, remember? Make an ice-cream scooper with your hands!” she shouted from the shoreline.
“Ice cream! I want ice cream!” wailed Dudley, flailing about in the water.
You captured the personalities of the Dursleys fabulously. Dudley's spoiled-ness and stupidity comes out really well, and so does Vernon's and Petunia's personalities. Petunia really likes that apron, doesn't she?
Awesome Story!
Author's Response: Aw! Thank you so much! The only thing I love better than a review is knowing what were peoples favorite lines :) It was enjoyable to write, I had so many ideas as to what they could say... Thank you for all the reviews :)
A Marauder's Cliche by KDTheRavenclaw
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.
Date: 08/29/09 Title: Chapter 1: Always Start At the Beginning
HAHAHA! THIS ROCKS!
I love the stories that make fun of cliches. Especially the ones that are well-written. Guess which category this story falls into? (Hint: it's well written.)
XD
Date: 08/29/09 Title: Chapter 2: Unexpected Confrontations
Awesome chapter.
I hope you update this soon! :-)
My Troubled Tyrant by Belledeg
Rated: Professors •
Summary: Keedie Dante has experienced many amazing things during her time at Hogwarts, including the hushed up drama that was the Chamber of Secrets. However, with two overachieving friends and a headmaster who does not even know she exists, Keedie feels that perhaps her seventh year will not be too spectacular. However, Dumbeldore sees her potential as a writer and enrols her in a simple writing course. Here, she meets the mysterious and terrifying Tom Riddle and they instantly get under one another's skin. She is drawn to his dark determination towards some unknown goal and he is fascinated by her, in every way. However, Tom's friends do not approve of Keedie and her unconventional ways and Keedie has many people trying to keep her away from the dark young man as well. Something inside tells Keedie that she can make him better, but even he assures her that this is an impossible task. But she's not one to give up easily...
"He is a dark one, Keedie. Try not to let him consume you entirely."
This story has the characters Albus Dumbledore, Armando Dippet, Moaning Myrtle, Rubeus Hagrid, Aaron Dante, Harry Potter, Ebony Abbott, Minerva McGonagall, Melena Creevey, Ollivander, Gregor Holmwood, Horace Slughorn and, of course, Tom Riddle and Keedie Dante...enjoy!
Winner of "Best Romance Between Other Characters" and nominated for "Best Female OC" in the 2009 Quicksilver Quill Awards
Date: 07/28/09 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue--Big Bright Beautiful World
Hogwarts always had at least one and always would. Clever, but dangerously curious.
lol. preshadowing.
I know i've said this countless times in various stories in my week and a half on this website, but...WOW. Awesome Chapter....yup.
Author's Response: Thanks, glad you like! :D
Date: 07/28/09 Title: Chapter 2: Walk Away
Cool chapter.
Author's Response: Ta!
The Fourth Estate by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: After The Quibbler is banned from the school, a group of Ravenclaws answer by publishing their own secret newspaper, The Fourth Estate, and leaving copies around various points of Hogwarts for the students to read. If any of them are caught, the worst wrath possible will fall on their heads.
But that fear has done nothing to stop them.
I am OliveOil_Med of Ravenclaw, and this my story for the Term Challange, for Project Censored.
Date: 07/20/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Compose
This is starting to sound really interesting. This story is going on my favorites.
Author's Response: I'm glad you love it so much. We're almost done with the story.
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Editorial
man, i had this nifty little review typed out, and my computer logged me out!
WHY DOES IT KEEP DOING THAT?
anywho, i officially love this story now. it's on my favorites my fave characters are Lisa and Mandy. Not so sure on Morag's personality yet, but it's only the second chapter.
how many chapters will this eventually have?
on to the next chapter!
H_T
Author's Response: I'm glad you love this story so much, and I see you are a very faithful reviewer. And to answer you questions, there will be eight chapters and an epilogue. Chapter 6 is in the queue as we speak.
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Staff
ah, the plot thickens. i've always wanted ot say that. love this chapter.
"Lisa looked around at the people that would be solely responsible for delivering an alternate source of media to the Hogwarts students: cynical, bespectacled Morag, plain, mousy Mandy, blushing, stuttering Stewart, and little, pretty Orla. And, of course, Lisa herself.
Lisa wondered just how long it would be before they all got caught."
LOVE that part.
nitpicks:
“How do we go about print them and passing them out?”
pretty sure print should be "printing."
“And just how are wesupposed to go about doing that?"
there should be a space between we and supposed.
“My older brother is studying journalism at Muggle university,” Mandy told them.
shouldn't it be A Muggle university?
She sat on one of the sofas, amid a circle of her female classmates, and absurd amount of laughter being generated between them.
shouldn't "and" be "an?"
on to the next chapter!
Author's Response: I always seem to have typos in my stories, no matter how many times they are edited. I shall fix these straight away!
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Distribution
AUGH!!! IT GOT REJECTED!
AGAIN!!!!
so i completely forgot what i said in the last review....
oh...yeah.
loved the tacky snack idea. where did you come up iwht this? it's so original!
well, off to the last (so far) posted chapter.
H_T
Author's Response: The tacky snack just came from the idea that I feel like the school would draw the line at strip searches, and then it was just a way to incorperate the Weasley twins.
Date: 07/21/09 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Off the Record
“But little children who don’t ask questions don’t learn anything, and isn’t that the whole point of school?” she asked, peering over the black rims of her glasses. “If we’re done learning, can I go back to bed?”
muahahaha. go Morag! after this chapter, she officially replaces Mandy as my favorite character, along with Lisa. sorry Mandy!
random question: how did Filch get into the RAVENCLAW common room?
update soon! loved this chapter!
H_T
Author's Response: Yes, Morage has a way of growing on you, doesn't she? And to answer you question, I assume as caretaker, Filch has special access to the rooms. Who else would fix something when it was broken?
Date: 12/04/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Advocacy
YAAAAAAY!
I have been MISSING this story. Cuz I love it. Yuppers.
oh, that was AWESOME!
Wait, is there an epilogue coming up soon?
H_T
Author's Response: You would indeed be right. There is an epilogue coming after this, and after that, the story will be complete! In fact, the epilogue is in the queue right now, so keep you eyes open for it!