Anon_E_Muss [Contact]
07/22/11

I am 18, and I live in a cave. My day consists of hunting for crabs and swamp rats in the stream that runs through my cavern. I also enjoy igniting the methane gas deposits deep in the tunnels and reading Harry Potter by the light of the resulting explosion. I write fan fiction with a quill dipped in my blood. I then place the piece (written on home-made parchment from tree bark) on the leg of a captured bird and pray it carries it to civilized society, with the hope that an educated individual will find it and post it on an unofficial fan site.

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