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By the way, a zillion thanks to the lovely mods and everyone else who worked so hard during the recent hacker attack/MNFF apocalypse. I'm so glad it's back.
Also, my brother Cam just joined the site. His penname is phoenixfliesatmidnight and I'm sure everyone will do their best to make him feel as welcome here as I am.
Thankee! That is all.
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My Fics:
Everywhere Else is Full: My very first fic ever, which I started almost two and a half years ago and still have not finished, due to my rather horrible capacity to update. Chapter 11 is projected to be up around April, and probably even will. How's that for sticking to deadlines?
Necromancy: A H/G one-shot that focuses on Ginny and uses only a select amount of antecedents. It's my first romancy/angsty fic and I worked really rather hard on it, so check it out.
Hopelessly Devoted : A R/Hr one-shot that is PRE DH. It's my first shot at romance where both the characters involved are actually alive, so that's something to be proud of. It's a bit graphic and frightfully morbid, but reviews on this one in particular would be greatly appreciated. ALSO: Inspiration for this fic came from the amazing song by the same title, which was recorded by the fabulous Olivia Newton-John for the movie Grease. Just so everyone knows.
Fine. Marrietta Edgecomb, and Mad-Eye Moody and Snape and Professor Quirrel... thank you Mugglecast, for listing them all. Since when is my name Juliette? just wondering... yay Rania 40 chapters! I don't know how you do it! I don't even have ten and I don't have a social life! Can't wait to read it!
Author's Response: Yayyyy 40 chapters! Yayyyy!!!! Mad-Eye technically was not one! It was CROUCH!!!! Don\'t you enjoy mugglecast? Funny boys! and laura! :D
uh, no. try EIGHTY SIX!!!! stupid baseball people... BTW, this is the fourhundred and seventeenth review I've ever written. you should feel proud, Rania, cause this is MONUMENTAL! 417 for ever!
Author's Response: *does a little jig* Well I most certainly am honored! The favor you have bestowed upon me falls onto shoulders that are proud to acknowledge such stupendous accomplishment and steadfast loyalty! In other words...gee golly! Thanks! :D I got 417!!! Na na na na boo boo to everyone else!!!
we should all be 1000th! and, yes,this is me. even tho it's not Tuesday yet. i found a computer in georgia. some other things I found : Waffle House, real honey mustard, and a very bad cold due to the abundance of Spanish moss. which i think i'm allergic to. not fun. Where's Rania when we need her????
WELL THAT WAS SO AWESOME I SIMPLY CANNOT PUT IT IN WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry. caps lock. anyway, fantasticly fabulouly brilliant, Wise Owl! *holds breath until 27 comes out* *faints* Good luck lil_evans and Hermione499 and anyone else who goes to the Luna auditions! I wish I could go.... but I'm WICKED brunette and I live on the wrong side of the atlantic. and I'm busy on Saturday. if one of you gets it i can be like "hey! I know her! she reviewes my fanfic!" and then all my friends will be jealous. tee-hee.
Author's Response: I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!!!!! Chapter 27 is in que but don't hold your breath! (what if it's rejected *ahhh the horror*!)
Hey you guys I just remembered... it was like 20 chapters ago but it was Heather's birthday and Rania wrote a party thing and then we all had a new year's party where i got accused of banishing the finish line even though i wasn't there... and now it's JeWb's b-day and lady M's b-day... good times...
hey JeWb did you have to take the SAT's yet? they tried to get me to take the PSAT's early (eighth instead of tenth) but i didn't... oh and we have this wierd test we have to take called MCAS that everyone hates except my brother because on MCAS day he gets macaroni and cheese for breakfast... dunno why he likes it so much... as for College, i've wanted to go to Harvard Law since the third grade... have no idea if I'll get in or not, but thats like 8 years from now anyway... okay Lady M, I think I've bored you with enough school stuff. I'll put in some random funniness now... but i can't think of any. oh yes. my friend and i made up a new state today. it's called Floriga. we were very bored...
Author's Response: Harvard Law! Ohhh I love that you guys and gals aim high!!! That's so cool! Is Yale or Harvard the better law school? I know I looked it up once...but I've forgotten! Anyhoo, it'll be a fun rivalry...when you get there! As for Floriga...an unharmonious union between Florida and Georgia? :D That's how it resulted...ummm in my head!
hey JeWb did you have to take the SAT's yet? they tried to get me to take the PSAT's early (eighth instead of tenth) but i didn't... oh and we have this wierd test we have to take called MCAS that everyone hates except my brother because on MCAS day he gets macaroni and cheese for breakfast... dunno why he likes it so much... as for College, i've wanted to go to Harvard Law since the third grade... have no idea if I'll get in or not, but thats like 8 years from now anyway... okay Lady M, I think I've bored you with enough school stuff. I'll put in some random funniness now... but i can't think of any. oh yes. my friend and i made up a new state today. it's called Floriga. we were very bored...
Author's Response: Double Post!
oops double post... sry...
Author's Response: No prob bobo!
Go lil_evans! she guesssed it! but, fortunately, the IHLC does not exist. only the IHDC. good luck lady M! I'll read it too!
Exactly what Lady M said. Like in the Constitution, for example. We the People, in order to form a more perfect union...UNION! as in DEMOCRACY! not MONARCHY! are we going to stand for this, fellow members of the IHDC? NO! I say we invoke our first-amendment right and march on the Capital with petitions to get rid of Dean! Who's with me????
Author's Response: Ohhh la la you all are getting political with me...the political scientist? Hehehe...by the way, the government\'s in this fiction are going to be...something special. Oh and why are we storming the capital? Maybe we should head off to Professor McGonagall and see what she can do!
Rania left again.:( come back soon!
WWXII is roman numerals for something... but I can't remember what...are we gonna find out soon, Rania? Please?
Author's Response: Hehehe I\'m glad to see that Old Johny Boy answered this for you!
only 37 reviews to go until we get to 1000... the race is ON! *gentelmen, start your engines...*
Me:Dean! I Hate you! Avada Ked- My Consience: wait! don't kill dean! you need him for your story! Me:oh yeah. excellently awesomatically brilliant, as usual!
Author's Response: Hahaha! Lovely monolouge! Dean is quite necessary so had you killed him I would have been in quite a pickle! Oh yeah, don't worry too much about him...Ginny will end up with the right guy!
Oho so Ginny knows Harry loves her... and Harry knows she doesn't love Dean... JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY! still, it would be nice if you ran him (dean) over with the Knight Bus. just to be safe. Can't wait for more! as always, brilliantly awesomeatic and 417/10! =D Juli
Author's Response: JULI! Yay you read the chapter! ...and now you're going to work on urs... I won't harp on that ... I'll just let everyone know that it's ur new years resoluation to get the next chappie done ;) no pressure (muahhhahahaha)
go Sarah for being a rational thinker. I would never have done that in a million years if you hadn't told me to. I didn't know you could review your own story...and now I know the name of the Yahoo group so I can request to join it. yay!
Um, Sarah? failure is not an option. submit it again! I wanna read it! and if you need help beta-ing, we're all here. right guys? guys? *introducing... the IHDC beta-ing service! YAY!* I'm here, anyway...
Author's Response: See!!! See what Juli says? If you won\'t obey me at least listen to Ms. Jules...she won\'t take no for an answer!!! And who better to be a beta? *glares*
OK, now Dean REALLY needs to die. couldn't he have been in one of those villages? PLease? ohh, but I hope they find the giants. bad news for the order. but good news for us because Wise Owl's BACK!
Author's Response: Saveginny417!!! Hi there!!! How ya doin girl??? Hehehehe Dean oh my Dean is going to be very important very soon! You\'ll be surprised with what\'s been going on in this story that you all noticed, but didn\'t pay attention to!
ZOMFG. I cannot believe you! AHHHHH! Has Ameen really been in prison so long that he knows NOTHING about Harry or anything? That's a terrible terrible thing to do! and Regulus doesn't know either... that's the strange thing. why has he been living in that lighthouse for sixteen years? Oh, right, because everyone thought he was dead. but still. AND THEY DIDN'T GET GINNY YET! WAH! I feel so bad for Dean's dad. but not Dean. Did he REALLY have to save Harry? why not Lupin or whoever? Lupin knew how to work the house and everything... OMG. OMG.
Oh, Mugglecast... how can I express my love for thee? I have no idea, except that they rock. I
Author's Response: And she gets cut off ladies and gentlemen!