I am 19 years old, living in the USA, and I've been obsessed, yeah obsessed, with the Harry Potter books since the beginning of 2004. I started reading fan-fiction when I was finished reading the books. I didn't want them to end!! So now I write fan-fiction.
I am a huge R/Hr and H/G shipper because, well, it can't be any other way. I also love fan fictions about Lily and James' romance. My favorite characters are Remus Lupin, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Fred and George, Mad-Eye Moody, James, Lily, and Sirius. My least favorite are Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Umbridge, Snape, the Malfoys, Bellatrix(the evil cow!), and Percy(for now, we'll have to see what happens with him)
I love randomly funny stories, dark angsty ones that aren't too dark(i.e. self inflicted injury), and romance stories. BUT only romance stories between 1. Hermione and Ron, 2. Harry and Ginny, 3. James and Lily. None of that other nonsense like Draco and Ginny, or Draco and Hermione, or Harry and Hermione. *shivers to think about it* Not that I think Harry and Hermione would be a bad couple it's just that it's so obvious that she likes Ron in the book. But that's just my opinion.
Anyway, if you would like please check out my stories, maybe even review a few of them. You never know, you may like them...
So good. I really love reading this story. I get so excited whenever you have a new chapter up. I love when Malfoy said the thing about Harry's door swinging both ways. Hilarious. Keep up the good work. Hopefully my chapter will be up soon also. :)
Author's Response: Aww I'm soooo glad you like it! And by the way, I'm waiting for your next chapter too ... *waits*
This is good so far. I like a nice tearjerker every now and then. Keep up the good work. :)
Brilliant but very sad. It was a great little emoitional story. Very well written. :)
Wow. That was very powerful and very sad. Excellent job. And that quote from the book at the end was the icing on the cake. 10
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I get a lot of praise about the quote at the end of the story. I've always liked it meself. I'm working on getting my other song fics up. I hope you'll come back for those!
Ha! I love it when people attempt an evil sneer and they look more constipated than evil. Great chapter, worth the wait. My next chapter will be up fairly soon so keep on the lookout for it. :)
Author's Response: Yes, it is QUITE humorous! Ooh...I'll have to look out for that!
What you need to do is go down to your local cauldron store and ask the salesperson if they would like some garbanzo beans. When you find someone who says yes tell them you must go to the lavatory. Once inside the lavatory, draw a huge picture of a three toed sloth with a blue crayon inside the second stall from the door. Once this is done, walk out of the cauldron store and call out "Mum!" Count the number of witches who respond with "What?" and divide it by the number of cauldrons you see displayed in the window then add that by the number of house elves your family owns.(if you have no house elves than just exclude this part) After you receive this number, everything will become perfectly clear.
*Lol sorry I had to do it. It's so hilarious.*
Author's Response: It's fun, isn't it?
Awesome chapter! I hope Neville pounds Goyle...or somehow puts him into a giant bunny outfit. Oh well, I'll found out sooner or later. 10!
Author's Response: Bunny outfit? Interesting...
OMG! That pointless evil thing was hilarious! So random. "Mayonaise incident." I almost wet myself. This is such a clever story. You've got some talent, girl. Two words, "swedish meatballs!" 10!
Author's Response: Glad you think so! I have three words for you: Icelandic. Mushroom. Samples.
Sorry, I'm writing an essay on fungi, I have mushrooms on the brain.
I looooved that "pointless evil" part. That made no sense whatsoever and it was hilarious. Great job. Who is Neville after??? 10.
Author's Response: Haha...thanks!
"Have I accidentally proclaimed my undying love for my nemesis? Have I accidentally proclaimed my undying love for the Polka?" - That was hilarious. Great job. You writing in this chapter was, as always, flawless. :)
Author's Response: (stupid log in thing!) Glad you though that was funny, though it is rather unfortunate when that happens in real life
Try something different, like a pastry chef. I loved that part. Neville buying a guide to being a villian? Hmmm...intriguing. Looking foward to the next chapter. I really wish they'd post my next chapter also. :(
Author's Response: Haha...glad you enjoyed it!
Very good. The part about the illegal immigrants in the basement was funny. This is shaping up to be a interesting story. :)
Author's Response: Glad to see people pick up on some of the more subtle things I throw in!
"I can't have you being beaten up by someone like Longbottom and then allow for your shoes to be filled with pudding." That was funny. I think this story deserves a coveted cardboard cactus for it's hilarity and of course it's pointless evil. It seemed well thought out and it was very fun to read. I thank you for writing it on paper instead of letting it float around in your head. :) 10! Please continue to write more stories!
Author's Response: A cardboard cactus for me? *heep!* Oh, more stories will come, I assure you. I think I'll finish up with "Target Practice" and then, I'll probably post one under another category...and then start another humor fic and have 2 going simultaneously again...
HILARIOUS! Just as spiffingly funny as the last. But also slightly confusing. Jood gob! :)
Absolutely hilarious! I love Monty Python, especially The Holy Grail. I love it when they say that the ones responsible for this sacking have been sacked and so on. Good job, looking forward to the next chapter!
*wipes away tear* That was beautiful. I love one-shots that make me cry. I have a one-shot Hermione/Ron fic if you want to read it. It's called, "The Snow Was Falling" Again, great story. 10. :)
Author's Response: Thank you. :) I'll read your fic. I've said it before -- I'm running out of things to read.
This story sounds promising. I'll be interested to see where it goes. I'll give you a 7. :)
Author's Response: Thank you! I will do my best! Chapter 2 has been submitted.
"You're a misunderstood genius!" - That was funny. This was a pretty good story. Very well written and believable. Good job. 10!
Author's Response: Finally! I'm able to get through w/o having to log in. Okay, done with my jubilation...I'm flattered that you enjoyed the writing. Thank you so much for the review (and the 10).
That was pretty good. I love the part where Dumbledore says that Snape was out of character and that that was the reason he was lying to him. That part made me chuckle.