11/18/05
AGE: 15
BIRTHDAY: 1-8-92
Hey guys!
I am a total
Ron/Hermione
Ginny/Harry
Lilly/James shipper but
LIKES: Harry Potter
Reading
Writing
Hanging Out with FRIENDS
TOM FELTON
Swimming
the BEACH
thai FOOD
LIMEADE
GUM
WINTER
SNOW
HALLOWEEN!
Christmas HO HO HO!
AND ACTING
AND SINGING!
ROCK MUSIC,
LOST (the show)
DISLIKES:
stuck ups, umm
...YUP VOLDEMORT,
brussels ,
sprouts,
people who act fake `:-P
LOVE YOU !
Buh bye ...for now
G2G stalk TOM FELTON!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! *cough cough *wheeze* HYPERVENTILATE*IM FINE (falls to a dead faint) ..like 3 hours later...IM fine REALLY!! MWAHAHAHAHAH...
be sorted @ nimbo.net
You scored as Ron Weasley. Don't mind the whimpering...
Fred and George Weasley
90%Ron Weasley
90%James Potter
80%Sirius Black
80%Harry Potter
75%Remus Lupin
70%Severus Snape
45%
Which Harry Potter male character would snog you
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?
Draco Malfoy
You love to look good on the arm of your man!
Other people envy you, and you want the kind
of guy who can keep you in style. Your
champagne tastes match his exactly,
Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)
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The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16- Dropping In
oooooooh! This was so totally a T*T!!! (read my other review if your confuzzled) the whole "are u taking advantage of me??!! no!!Uh Huh!sure!" Tthing is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!update soooooooon!
Author's Response: I'm glad you thought it was T*T! I'm not the least bit confuzzled, I assure you. ;) I will update soon, I promise!
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18- Pansy’s Outburst
For one, I've had to re-do this chapter so many times that I think it’s lost most of it’s original essence. It went from being funny (in my opinion) to being serious (again, in my opinion). I liked it better before, but I guess I have to adhere to rules. Nevertheless, here it is. Anyone who is interested to know what the conversation that was originally written between Draco, Hermione and Lucius Malfoy was, leave me your email address at the end of a review. I’ll send it to you upon request.
I'd like it....though its already 2006! lol my email is in my bio !
Author's Response: I was reading your review and wondered why it was so familiar. It took me a while to figure out it was what I wrote at the end of the chapter! Hahaha... No problem, I'll email you the original chapter ASAP... =D
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18- Pansy’s Outburst
For one, I've had to re-do this chapter so many times that I think it’s lost most of it’s original essence. It went from being funny (in my opinion) to being serious (again, in my opinion). I liked it better before, but I guess I have to adhere to rules. Nevertheless, here it is. Anyone who is interested to know what the conversation that was originally written between Draco, Hermione and Lucius Malfoy was, leave me your email address at the end of a review. I’ll send it to you upon request.
I'd like it....though its already 2006! lol my email is in my bio !
Author's Response: Haha... I'm guessing you accidentally pressed the 'Submit' twice.
Date: 10/17/06 Title: The Unseemly Proposal
omfg you stupid idiot you
ARE YOU PREGNANT OR SOMETHING??
Silly Soarx do you know how worried we have been!???
OMG! OMG! I swear I was about to send out a search party for a HP fan known as sparx or scarlett sparx
u scared me so bad AAAHHHH
What the hell?
I LOVE TUP AND YOU and you make me think you have gone and died
....
WAAAAAAHHH!
Author's Response: I\'m soooooo sorry my dear! I really didn\'t mean to scare you guys like that. Things just happened, beyond my control (no, I\'m not pregnant or anything like that. Hahaha.) so I had to sort all of that out first. But, I\'m back! For real this time. =) Love you too Lil!
Date: 02/13/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28- Hermione’s Decision
OMG!!! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT MY PREVIOUS FEW REVIEWS!!! AND GUESS WHAT!!! I think my Chronic MSBC (Multiple submit Button clicking)Disease is CURED!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! YESSS!
BTW: My fic has (Drumroll please) Benn UPDATED!!!
LOL
I am SUCH a dork!!
:)
--Love Love Ophelia!! (he he I play her in HAMLET!)
Author's Response: Lilly! HI!! I'm so sorry I haven’t replied in so long. I have been so so so so BUSY!! Anyways, congrats on having overcome your Chronic MSBC!! I'm so proud of you!! *sniff and does happy dance* Your fic has been updated??? Man, I have to go check it out! Schoolwork has left me so out of touch with fanfics. You play Ophelia in Hamlet??? Wow, that’s awesome! I'm sure you’ll do great!
Date: 02/13/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28- Hermione’s Decision
OMG!!! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT MY PREVIOUS FEW REVIEWS!!! AND GUESS WHAT!!! I think my Chronic MSBC (Multiple submit Button clicking)Disease is CURED!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! YESSS! BTW: My fic has (Drumroll please) Benn UPDATED!!! LOL I am SUCH a dork!! :) --Love Love Ophelia!! (he he I play her in HAMLET!)
Author's Response: Oh dear… I guess submitting 2 similar reviews is an improvement from sending 3 or 4 at one go right? So maybe you're curing your disease gradually, which isn’t entirely a bad thing…
Date: 02/13/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28- Hermione’s Decision
...guess I spoke too soon...
Author's Response: LOL… no, no, you're just taking baby steps in your treatment…
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18- Pansy’s Outburst
ooops just ignore yhe last reviews i dropped my hot cocoa and when i cleanded it up i dropped my mouse and that broke so yeah they went screwy...anyway focus on these words...
Kiwi.Crush18@gmail.com would like the missing lucius/draco/hermione conversation! YAY!
Author's Response: Ah, that would explain a lot! Was wondering how come you submitted two of the same reviews. Wow, that was one heck of an accident... Anyway, no problem there at all. I'll email the conversation to you at that email address!
Date: 03/06/06 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29- Overcoming the Fear
LILLY's SOAP OPERA:
The building tension and anticipation mounts as I jumpily navigate my way to my favorite website...a few moments of slow computeritis and then! YES! I log in my penname and my Account pops up...Anxiously I Click the "Favorites" button and click number 1 on the list...
Questions build!!
WILL IT BE UPDATED?
Or will it be just another heart breaking ..life shattering moment in which I am forced to once again read the words..
Chapter 30 is in queue (finally)
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON The Frustrated Reviewer
HA HA HA HA !!
Author's Response: LOL... Lilly, your soap opera is award winning!! The Frustrated Reviewer is definitely a big hit! Unfortunately, I'm sorry it had to end with sparx's story still being in queue. Soon, I'm sure! The mods won't be so mean as to torture my dear readers for so long... =D
Date: 01/26/06 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27- The Aftereffects of Alcohol
OMIGOSH!!! They ACCEPTED MY FIC!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Check it OUUT!
Author's Response: AHHH! THAT’S GREAT NEWS! Congrats! I’ll go check it out for sure!
Date: 01/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1- The Unexpected Visit
Well i am working on my Chronic MSBS (Multiple submit button clicking syndrome) but in the meanwhile all I have to say is that WHOOHOO i am turning 15 (YEEEAH! the big one five) and getting a learner's permit...ANYWHO...A great present would be an UPDATE!!! Yup yup! Or a vending machine that plays the Niffler song and sends out Roka Vodka Sodas, Bertie bott's Beans and Fizzing Whizzbee's !!!!!Yup Yup! but an update would be cool too...EEEEEEK!!! 15 15 15 15 15 15 15! WOOT WOOT!
CIAO BELLA!
*********
Love from lilly!
XOXOXOXOXOX
P.S. my alias is Mrs.Roonil Wazlib! AKA won Won's Lill-Lill (hee hee)
Author's Response: Good to hear that you're working on your chronic MSBS, and so far, things are looking good because I didn't notice multiple submissions by you. You're turning 15 and getting your learner's permit?? That's great! All right, since you want an update as prsent, you'll get one. Mainly because I can't get you a vending machine that plays the Niffler song and sends out Rockvodka soda, Bertie Bott's and Fizzing Whizzbees. So, an update it is! I will submit before the 8th. Oh, and happy birthday in advance! Ah, so your alias is Mrs. Roonil Wazlib? I had no idea! And the Won Won's Lill-Lill is really funny...
Date: 01/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1- The Unexpected Visit
January Eight is Mrs.Roonil Wazlib's (AKA Won-Won's Lill-Lill's Birthday! WOOT!
Author's Response: I will keep it in mind, promise! I will wish all of your aliases Happy Birthday!
Date: 02/01/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28- Hermione’s Decision
WOW...Where in the name of Merlin do you get these fabulous FABULOUS ideas! WOW WOW WOW WOW ! That seems to be all I am currently capable of saying...
LOL
Honestly though...I am LITERALLY hanging off of the edge of (very fun leather cushioned rolling) SEAT!
Ha ha ha...
Anyway...I'm BA-AACK!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kk
Down to business ...
I love the idea of Herms and Drakey riding on the back of a broomstick..WAY WAY up high...Hermione NOT screaming (loudly) and =evil grin= CLutching Malfoy round the waist....that's soooo cute!!!!!!
I am also VERY much in a suspenseful mood *NOTE: the falling off of the chair..*
and also a very Detectivey mood...(lol We're doing the Lindbergh baby Kidnapping Trial at school and I'm the Defanse) so I am wondering WHO could possibly have ripped out those pages??
Lucius perhaps? Forr preventing his son and Hermione from figuring out how to overcome the Love Knot....or even DUMBLEDORE for...sparking interhouse/mudblood&pureblood relations??? Or even just some really REally random person such as
Dobby
Winky
Kreacher
Crookshanks
Susan Bones
Mandy Brocklehurst
Cormac Mclaggen
OR
DUNH dunh Duhn!!
V
O
L
DE
MO
RT!!
ok that one ws a bit.....yeah...anyaway..
SO if you do not want one of your most LOYAL, and very AWESOME fans to suffer from a serious (perhaps fatal) Head Injury, you may as well go on up to MS word and (CLICK CLACK) type up the next few chapters...
Okey Dokey??!
Good...I knew I could trust ya!
LOL
CIAO BELLA!
Love from
Lilly XOXOXOOXOX
Author's Response: Lilly! Hi! Lol, honest to Merlin, I haven’t a clue where I come up with all this weird ideas from! They just pop into this crazy head of mine and if I think they’re sane enough, I just put them into words. Ooooh, a leather cushioned rolling seat!! Sounds soooo fun! YAY! You're baaaaack!! *does happy dance* K, down to the review. Hahah, yup, Hermione way up there with Draco, hands around his waist, no screaming involved. Now all we have to do is make sure that she doesn’t puke on him while they ride up there. Oh, you're in a suspenseful, detectivey mood are you?? That’s a good thing! Maybe you can start figuring out who ripped those pages?? “DUMBLEDORE for...sparking interhouse/mudblood&pureblood relations??? Or even just some really REally random person such as Dobby Winky Kreacher Crookshanks Susan Bones Mandy Brocklehurst Cormac Mclaggen OR DUNH dunh Duhn!! V O L DE MO RT!!” -----> LOL, that was soooo funny! But hey, you never know! Unfortunately, Voldemort’s dead, so unless his spirit came back to haunt… NAH, it’s not him for sure! I definitely don’t want one of my most loyal and awesome reader to suffer from any kind of Head Injury, so as ordered, I am going right off to MS Word and type, type, type! Okey Dokey! =D Ta dear! Hope to hear from you soon!
Date: 01/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1- The Unexpected Visit
Hmmmm....How *do* they get dressed? i have no clue.....
Author's Response: Hey girl! Just check out the answer from the above review, k? Any further questions, just message me...
Date: 01/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1- The Unexpected Visit
Hmmmm....How *do* they get dressed? i have no clue.....
Author's Response: Hope your question is answered!
Date: 06/29/06 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32- Closer
Hello My dear little dumpling! It has been SO long!!!! LOL but great chpter !!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE YOU!
p.s. I have U P D A T E D andso should YOU!
Date: 10/30/06 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33- More Rumors
“Bitchy, bitchy, Granger.”
dude that line totally made my day lol
Date: 02/16/06 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29- Overcoming the Fear
Yes...Gosh I HATE Hermione why does she always get everyhting!!1 ( the BRAINS, the LOOKS (Well Emma Watson does anyway) the AWESOME FRIENDS, the MAGICALNESS, etc.) And NOW she has the AUDACITy to prance right up and go on a moonlight broomride behind a VERY VERY HOTT by who has his shirt UNBUTTONED!!! AAAAAHHH! NO FAIR!!! This whole chapter was a T*T (tummy trembler) Remember those? Lol...wait hold on I'm still reminiscing about partially shirted Draco...
Drool...
(Way later)
Ahhh.mmmm.....drool...
in the books HERMIONE gets RON!
In the FICS Hermione gets MALFOY!!
In the Movies Emma gets Dan...
and Harry Potter in the books isn't all that hot..
Grrrrr...
Ah well....
I'll tell you one thing Hermione doesn't have is FABULOUS WONDERFUL FANTASZTIC CREATIVE writing talents such as your self missy sparx!!!
And she also can't write fabulous songs about magical creatures like me!!
and she also probably has no experience with picking up gis (which sadly neither do I) But YOU might (maybe not) LOL
Just kidding...Spark we all know you're such a hottie!! Anyway this was such an awwesomely awesome chapter that has inspired me to REREAD the WHOLE ENTIRE Story ALL OVEr AGAIN!!!
I LOVE YOU DOLL FACE!
Ciao Bell and update SOON!
XOXOXO
Love from the One the only
LILLY!!! WOOT WOOT!
P.S Up is my first name and Date is my last pu them together and do it fast!
P.P.S This story is sooo kickass that if you don't update soon i'll kick you're ass! LOL
J/P
maybe...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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^^Look i made a zipper O_o!
Author's Response: LOL… Well, some people have all the luck don’t they? All people like us can do is sit around and hope that one day, a really hot guy will appear at our window and offer us a broomride (well, that might be a little creepy, but a girl can dream!). And hopefully he’ll have his shirt unbuttoned as well! *sighs and dreams about a romantic broomride with a certain blond* Anyway, I'm glad that this chapter was a T*T! Yup, I do remember what they are! ;) *pauses to droll with you* Life is just so unfair, isn’t it? All the beautiful people end up together and normal people like you and me have to resort to fantasizing! LOL… But hey, better than nothing, right? Haha, nah, I don’t think my writing skills are that fabulous. I'm sure Hermione could write better if she wanted to, being the genius that she is! But you're right, there’s no doubt that sh4e DOES NOT have the awesome ability to write fantastic songs about magical creatures like you. I mean, that’s a rare talent that only a gifted few possess! You lucky girl you! And well, I don’t have experience in picking up guys to, so then we’re equal in some respect! Hahaha… I WISH I was a hottie Lilly. Alas, I will content on being average-looking! =D Wow, you reread the whole fic again?? Lilly, you're awesome!! I LOVE YOU TOO, HUN! *does happy dance for Lilly* Bye-bye dearie and I have some bad news… the next chapter will take some time to be submitted (one word: SCHOOL). Sorry babes, but I hope you don’t mind the wait!! *gives you cookies to make up for it* Lots of love from sparx to you! And I hope you won’t kick my ass because otherwise it’d be really difficult for me to sit down and type. Heehee… and wow, you made a zipper! Thank you! That’s so what I needed! I'm trying to think of something nice to give you in return, but all I can think of right now is ~~~~~~. So hope you like it, whatever it may be! (P.S. I noticed your chronic MSBC didn’t kick in this time round! Yay!)
I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan
Just so you know everytime I hear the words "harry potter, Love, and note" in the same sentence I go completely bonkers....wait never mind every time I hear the word "note" i go crazy! Ha ha hee hee Hermione Ron NEville Lavender HArry Ginny and....MALFOY......pfffft.....couhg.....ssss.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!......ha ha ...sigh...ha ha ron's random parchment says "I'm Hungry" tsss HAHAHAHAHAH!
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
Ha ha ha i have just recently added "bagels and pansies" to the list of things that make me laugh my butt off!!!HAHAHAHAHAHH I personallly prefer cream cheese, the texture is way smoother than butter which melts when you put it on a hot bagel! lol