AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
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Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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Loved the PMS refrence. Laughed all the way to the kitchen and back again. Loving it (Vive La Lupin). Is the infamous Mr Black going to be making an appearance?
Author's Response: The infamous Mr. Black will have a cameo in the next chapter, but probably not in the way you'd expect. Stay tuned.
Thank god for that i thought they would never get araound to it. Now for the more pressing matter of when some one any one is going to tell Clancy about Voldemort.
oh i could cry now. Poor Clancy. Snape's an ass he is in desperate need of something large shoving somewhere really tight.
I love the way that you are writting Snape he is acting just the way that i imagined him to act.
it's official i am a Clancy/Snape Shipper. Please update as soon as you can. 10/10
Author's Response: Thank you, Little Loony. Your review makes me very happy. That has been my main goal, to give Snape a love story without changing his canon characterization. And welcome aboard my ship! Your official pineapple membership pin is in the mail!
YAY you just made my day...again. Sirius is gonna be in it. I am soo happy and i am getting over the whole Snape having a lady friend thing keep writting your brilliant at. (pat on the back)
Next Chapeter please. Miss author/ Mods
Author's Response: The next chapter is with my beta. It should be posting in the next day or so. Thanks for your patience and for continuing to read.
Yay! Hurrah for Sirius and Remus slash stories
Aww thats lovely. This is my fave pairing and i love your story. My two fave characters happy and together. I am so glad that you wrote it it's just so...it makes me happy thats all. :)
OMG I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AT MY WEDDING. That was brilliant i have just been sat at my desk gaping at the screen like an idiot. 10
Hi if your interested i will send you the pics and yes Mr Depp in eyeliner is sexy. And i am still laughing at this fanfic. I read it at work when i am depressed or bored or when I really should be doing some work and it perks my day right up. It's better than that weird prozac stuff they gave me....(kidding)
Author's Response: Yes I'm definitely still interested. Oh, and I'm really glad that my story makes your day. You really don't know how flattering that is to hear. Thanx!
Just a quick comment-ette. Sirius in anything is sexy. Even a dress.
(and if any of you are Viggo Mortensen fans there are a couple of pics of him in eyeliner and whoa!! HOTNESS. leave me a comment of something if you are curious)
Author's Response: Hell yeah. Viggo is sexy and he probably would even look good in eyeliner. Johnny Depp did ;)
OMG thats beyond funny ( i don't supose you were inspired by kenny everit(?)and billy conolly as bearded ladies were you?) Well whatever thats hysterical i had a real belly laugh at that
Author's Response: Thanks for your review. And no, I was only inspired by my own goofy humor. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
7th read and still funny any other stories coming our way
Author's Response: I'm glad you still laugh at it. That makes me feel good. To answer your question, I have another humor fic out called "The Secret Room of Salazar Slytherin" if you wanna check that out. But it's not finished yet.
Argh nooooo! You can't just leave me hanging like that. It's just plain cruel.
Author's Response: Sry!! I have the next chapter ready to go. But Im not sure if I should post it or not. Glad to know the interest is there though!
I read it i liked it so come on hurry up and post the next part. Please.
i've just sat and sobbed my heart out. I love it. the end.
10 points alone for the Mike Leigh refrence and that film (naked) rocks. Anyway excellent story keep up the good work.
God bless Sirius. I'd have loved to share a toilet with him. In the puking sense. get your minds out of the gutters. He sounds just like me on one of Loonys lost weekenders. I salute you. and your brilliant story. All of it is so plausable. You are a great writer you know keep up the good work.
Yep very like a lost weekend i had. I have had people tell me all about it although the details are sketchy to say the very least.
Well done in know a little late in reviewing but i read it backwards. (accidently). Any way good well done like it lots. Good work