AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
by
Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --
i love it. I demand that you keep writting. That a good enough review for ya? :)
oooooh intense. What the hell did he hit him with?
Author's Response: His fist, of course.
wow. Well then. I'd love to see how Harry gets out of this one. up date soon please.
absolutely love to see that. I'd be howling (not in the literal sense*g*). Hope you have a good Xmas
Author's Response: You have a good Christmas too!! :)
Hello i am your new literary stalker. What on earth is going on with that room hurry and post again. It's very funny though. I think that The Maurauders teaparty (dresses included) should make and appearance. (Hands you a bucket of high praise and a 10) keep writting (pat on the back to you)
Author's Response: I'm almost done writing the 5th chapter and then I have to type it up and post it. And who knows how long it'll take them to post it. Everything will be explained in the 5th chapter though. So be patient, it's coming. I'm trying to juggle it with my schoolwork.
Oh yeah where can i get one of those loser suits their quite cool.
Author's Response: They should be hitting stores in 2020.
lol
Hi just checkin' in to see if you've updated. My patience is going to the dogs please hurry and update soon i hope that you haven't quit you were doing really good.
Author's Response: Nope, I haven't quit and I'm almost done writing this chapter. (I had a lot of school work to finish before) Now that it is finished I can concentrate more on my story. Oh and I just put another story out called Letting Go. Check it out if you wanna. :)
Hello. I have arrived to make my comment. Now i understand the pink energizer bunny snape which by the way is infinately more amusing than drag queen grandma snape. I like it lots. :). Where is it going though? Keep it up. Oh please ignore all flamers (coughgoycough)
Author's Response: Yeah Goy is an idiot. But anyway onto something more important. Thank you for reviewing and I'm glad you like pink bunny snape. I'd love to see that, wouldn't you? lol Thanx again. :)
Wooot! Pink energizer bunnies. I am clueless, but i can't wait to read it but Hermione clone12 read it first i am so ashamed. Just glad chapter next is almost here. oh yeah and since we are close to Xmas have a good one
Author's Response: Well, since I submitted it about 4 days ago and they still haven't posted it, I may have my seventh chapter up very shortly after the sixth. I wish they'd hurry up though. I hope the next chapter is good enough for Christmas! Thanx. :)
Ok then. Look the literary stalker is the first to review. (Shock horror). What on earth is going on. I love it it's so whats the word CRAYZEEE! 10! You genius you.
Author's Response: Thanx, I'm glad you liked it. Oh and thanx for being so patient. I know it took a while to get that chapter in.
next chapter next chapter next chapter. Oh yeah what happened on Hallowe'en?
Tangle bloody hell. I'm dying a death here. UPDATE!
Taaaannnnngggggeellllll. UUUUUUPPPPPPDDDDAAATTTEEEEEEE! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaassssseeee. I'm dying here. I need to read this story. Hurrrryyy uuuuppp
Taaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll. UPDATE. please. Pretty please with a cherry on top. Pretty please with a cherry on top and and assorted m00fin accompaniment.
UPdate man please -dance lik toddler needing to pee, see monsters inc for refrence point-
Hmm. Talia sounds fantastic. Very realistic. I should imagine that the girl that Talia is based on is a wonderfully witty astonsihingly beautiful type of person. Rather like me (ahem). I loved this chapter in fact i love this story. it think it is very funny. Oh yeah Kay Rocks.
aww thanks for the update duckling and thank you for the shout out. I love it and wait with bated breath for the rest of this story. If you need and help you know where to come. 10/10 and well worth the wait.
now on to chapter 8. To the bat Tank -runs away- 10/10 UPDATE -dances-
Love it love it love it. Is Talia ever gonna forgive Kayla? Is kayla gonna get with Sirius? Is Evans ever gonna take her meds? Who knows. I do request that Talia get some guy (even if he is invisible-ahem-) I love it Tangle. U don't need me to tell ya yor great
Previously in this story. Lily needed to take her meds. Kayla got caught and talia ran off. eeewwww. Gross gross gross. Puke. Very funny enjoyed it lots. Is kayla gonna get laid yet? Is Lils gonna change her pj's? Is Talia gonna be in the next chapter? I loved it. 10/10