AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
by
Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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yep love the story. And sirius' house sounds just like mine at Xmas. Don't give up
HAAAAHAAAAAHAAA! Please make Petunia more miserable she deserves it (for future crimes against potter). Poor Poor Sirius no wonder he's a little unhinged he had an encounter with Petunia ewwwwwwwww. And thats before he got put away
Author's Response: SHE WILL PAY!!!! Seriously, she will :D -cackles- A little invisibility charm maybe....Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!
I think any self respecting male would be unhinged after that!!!! Hehehehehehehe!!!!
Thankies for taking the time to read and review meh dear!!! -hugs-
oh good lord. my eyes (my friends says she seconds that) Lucius in drag. i am looking forward to seeing how this goes.
Author's Response: Hehehe, you should watch 'Sweet November', that'd give you a good idea of what Lucius would look like in drag. Jason Isaacs is in it... :-P
What? *gasps* Is that all? Please tell there will be more. I love this story it's sort of a move over Mary sue story. I like I like post again soon
i have just quite literally laughed tea straight out of my nose. and i wouldn't recommend it. The ending was great. I can honestly say i wasn't expecting it hence the tea. But i like your story it was very well written.
Author's Response: LOL!!! Now I'm laughing!!! Thank you so much! I didn't think it was really that funny...-ponders- I have a hidden comdeic streak even I didn't know about! WOW!! -wanders along path of self discovery- ANYWAYS! THANKYOU AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
-huggles-
AWWWWW bless that is a really sweet story.
Author's Response: Thanks. Sometimes I feel there are way too many angst filled stories out there, I just hate to add to them. I appreciate you taking the time to read this.
Bless Hermione. It is a very intruiging take on how Hermione could actually feel. Am i right in guessing that you wrote this because no one seems too bothered about Hermione about what she was like before Hogwarts. That she is her own person inside of the trio and that as much as we all take her for granted there is much more to Hermione than SPEW and her big hair. This is insightful and thought provoking on the subject of the rather brilliant Miss Granger. (Hand you a bucket of high praise and a 10. It would be higher if it could be)
HODDADODDER
Author's Response: -advances with whisk-
What a Floozy! Snoggin the Moony on a bean bag. Whilst Mel sleeps nearby. Tut Tut. I laughed out loud at Tangle's outfit. Lana. WOW. -Hyperventilates- NEED MORE WRITE FAST! 10/10
What! No NO NO NO No NO No No NO NO NO! It's not possible. It's not fair. Come and stay with me i'll get the net i promise. :) You can even walk the dogs. Anyway Great story -slices- -slices- -slices- (MethosMuse: What are you doing?) Me: CUTTING THE TENSION! Kay i insist that you post all chapters asap. 10/10
Yay hurray. we got new chapters up. I want a killing spree. I'm kidding. I want to hear about peter and the elf (yucky i know but i am intrigued). I wanna hear about Mel and Remus and various other character. I need more of this story. It's not even a case of want any more Kay its is NEED.
Author's Response: LOL!!!! Thre ish gonna be a killing spree...How'd you know?!! Hehehehhe!!! YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! -Gives bug huggles- I keep misisn' ya on msn...-sobs-
Poor Lana. But i Lmao at Regulus (mumbles some incoherent swear words). Poor Sirius. Yay for your story love it hurry post soon.
Author's Response: LOL! He's a luffeh boy....So ish Sirius -sigh
-huggles- thankeis!!
Bad bad lana. However i understand her motives. Anyway i want Tangle and Lana to have a wizardy bitch fight (a la lord of the rings Gandalf vs Saruman) Seconds out round two anyone? DING DING!
Author's Response: HAHAHA! That reminds me of Rocky...You know the one where he fights he trainer, and he kinda goes "Dingding" It's sooooooooo cool!!! -huggles- thankeis for r/ring!
Yo Ho Hello (ni didn't just call you a ho so put the knife down) tis i the great and wonderful Little Loony. I have just read all. I hate it. I Joke I Joke I Kid I Kid. I am just waiting for poor Remmy (euch) to get some love. Much loveing it and Keep up the good work. btw Lily is a bit of a bitch in chapter 3 oh and poor Lana turned into an emotional flobberworm in chapter 11 but Leora got the spine back for woman kind by not turning into a puddle of goo at Sirius's feet. Hurrah for your story. me thinks a 10 is in order
Author's Response: -slowly lays knife at table while snarling- Hehehehe...Remmy will get LOADS of love! (Mel will kill me if he doesn't...LOL!!) I LOVEW Lily the bitch! And, as you know (since you helped me!) Lana gets bitchy tooooooooo!!!!! YAY!!! So she will no longer be a wimp...I hate Lana the wimp....Yer!! LEORA ROCKS!!!!!! Thankeis babe! -Huggles-
xxx
oh yeah sluts a little harsh :D
Author's Response: -nods head- But I don't care....My lil slut ish my best friendeh..Jokes! LOL! She ish a slut, and that's why we all love her!! Ok...she ish, undoubtedly, universally hated....But that's where all the fun is!
-huggles-
xxx
well Ms Hunter is erm 'interesting' to say the very least hope to see more of her soon. Update soon kay loved it 10/10
Author's Response: -giggles- WOOHOO! Meh luffeh Dianna now...-hugges-
Thankeis!!
xxx
Oh come on. You stubborn mare you have 7 reviews not including mine. Get up dating lady. Get the game going. This is possible the longest xmas eve ever you know that right? -chants-Update Update Update -stops- i'l swear alot. You don't want me to get banned do ya? UPDATE darn it. Please. Pretty please with a cherry on top. -brandishes explosive m00fin- 10/10
*Sniffles* Jusr re-read your story. I am soo joining the tear fest. It was so sad poor Remus.
It just started to get really interesting. Was it Draco that she was fancying at first? Then i thought it was Ron and then i thought there is no way that Ron would be that horrid to Hermione. That was the bit i couldn't work out. At first i thought it was Sirius because JK said he has grey eyes and if it is Draco that came as a bit of a shock. But i liked it.
Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing. It was... *drum roll*... Draco!