AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
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Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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WOOOOOOT! Petunia a witch. NO! I loved it. Very good. Would love to read more of these magical mishaps.
ARGH!! damnable cliffies. Hurry and update please.
what probs? Do you want me to kick their bootays for ya. That i can do. Please try and post soon i want to know what happens to her i mean me. I don't know what i mean anymore :)
Author's Response: no, it's okay, no kicking "bootays" for me... i'm actually getting help from one of the person operation this website! i don't won't to promise anymore ( been doing too much promising lately... hmm..) i think chap 2 will be up soon.
Yay and second chapter. I've been waiting ages for this. Hmm mysterious kidnappers. I dunno i guess your just gonna have to post and tell me all about it (Is My Kidnapper Colin Farell? Please let it be Colin Farrell. Is it Colin Farrell? No? Ok! I could settle for Jared Leto) Post soon
Add More quick. Like it lots. I am gonna add you to my faves. and give you a ten.
Author's Response: oh thx! i'm so proud! ( no kidding, really am!!)
I should have known. Damn broccoli hints that i paid no attention to and let my mind wander to the gutter. Drat it. Liked it lots another one please 10.
depending on what It is why on earth wouldn't you I whatever want to do it with sirius and why is your my her willpower not caving every time he smiles? But i am intrigued and will therefore keep reading
Very Good. Loved the tongue depressor rhyme in the 1st chapter and stop encouraging Hermy. I mean Hermione to go for the Draco.
well well well that was mad as toast. I have never read a male on male pregnancy story before i am half scared half curious to find out how that works out. And i am not bashing male pregnancy or even your idea or even slash fanfic (in fact i am an ardent supporter of slash) but i was interested in your idea and decided that even though it's au i'll give it a shot. You know what they say curiosity is the on the route to acceptance. Keep it up
Author's Response: Glad you liked it, and I've given up on coming up with an explanation for Male Pregnancies in my stories. I say, accept it or not. But thanks for reviewing, and all my stories are AUs.
i liked it a little short lived but good overall. One minor gripe though YOU CALLED HIM REMMIE. of all the nick names you could have picked you picked that one. WHY OH WHY that one. Sorry there was no reason to shout really don't take it to heart it's just a pet hate of mine. In fact you are very lucky i over looked it most fanfic that do that don't get read by me. But yours did and i actually enjoyed it keep up the good work but please don't call him remmie again (holds up a score board 10)
Author's Response: The 'Remmie' thing only happens once don't worry, and Sirius only said it to get Remus' attention. Thanks for reviewing!
there goes a blonde guy with a really good pair of straigtening irons. And bad foundation. *little loony points in that direction and promptly get trampled by a herd of girls (and some guys)* ouch. That hurt *hold up score board a la wyle coyote* 10
Author's Response: Lol! Thanks Little Loony!!
Merry Christmas! God Bless!
ah yes and the legolas bashing continues. -dances like whirling dervish-. I love it update soon please
Author's Response: Hehe! Thanks!!
hi i'm sorry but get Strider/Aragorn to look afraid of anything let alone a teenage girl who knows far too much for her own good is frankly deserving of praise. It's very funny i like it. I just wish it was longer. Keep up the good work and update again soon.
Author's Response: Haha! Thanks! I just sent page 3 in so that will be up soon!
Hahahahaha.Poor Legolas (guffaws) hopes he's ok really, although he probably won't be Hermione will probably fall for him with more than likely hilarious results. Nothing unseemly has befallen the lovely Strider/Aragorn. (Gloats a bit).Yet. Any way love the story and bring back the queen of bad dye jobs and straightening irons. I like him really and i need to bask in the glow of his foundation. Love it make the stories longer please. Update soon (hold up score board 10)
Author's Response: YAY! Thank you!!
Don't worry something will happen to eveyone in the Fellowship! But two people more then others.(And I think you know which two people I talking about.) Mwahahahahahaha!!! .... Sorry...
Oh, ouch Atarwyn. Thats pretty low. But with the look of the last two chapters it'll be Frodo and Legolas who bear the brunt of your literary wrath.(grins hopefully) and not the King of Gondor :) keep it up
Author's Response: Hehe! Thanks!!
Hurrah. But easy on the brit bashing ok? I am one so i have to stick up for my kind. Even if i do think that they are bossy stuck up know it alls.*grins* Nice witch zapping though atarwyn i am thoroughly impressed at your skill shame you couldn't have used a cattle prod though
Author's Response: Hehe! Thanks!! As you can see, I not only pashed Brits, but also my own people!(Yankee's) Well I'm really a Dixie, but I wish I was a Yank though...*tear*... You don't understand a word I'm saying do you..? Hehe! Thanks again!!
-looks mortfied- YOU HIT HIM WITH A ROCK. What were you doing, hitting Aragorn with a rock? Ok i'm ok now. I loved rubber/glue thing. That amused the hell out of me. The exchanges between Hermione and Boromir were rather funny too. keep it up
Lo' i am here. Excellent xmas thanks. Even better Hogmanay. I got me to Scotland (like you needed to know that but i just thought i'd gloat). Anyhow my review. Well done. And hurrah for the battering of legolas. Bless him. Is it me or are you making Hermione seem insanely irritating. But yay 10 points
Author's Response: That's so cool! I want to go to Scotland! I know a guy that went there. He loved it!
~ Yes I am making Hermione irritating on purpose. I just feel that she is to stiff and a Know-It-All, in the HP books. So I wanted to show her. . .well, dumb side. . . :-D Hehe!
Well this is the first multi ssp fic i have ever read. I would never have put Lucious as a professor. I mean Lucius as a professor but hey i am enjoying it. post soon
Author's Response: Yeah well, I can't see any other way for James to be with Lucius while he's at school, so I keep making Luce a teacher.
Hi i am back. *leap*. I love it. It's a really upsetting story. i could cry but i'm at work. (my pc is in storage i just got a new flat...you didn't need to know that but i am telling every one)*grins*. I don't normally like song fic but yours is really good so in literary stalker tradition 10
Author's Response: Thanks for reading and reviewing it. But you didn't have to give me a ten just because you are my literary stalker. But anyway, it is much appreciated. It's nice to have a loyal fan. *cries from the pride and happiness* Ok, I'm done now. Thanx again! :)