11/15/04
AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
by
Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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Padfoot Prohibited by Liveley
Rated: •
Summary: Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.
Date: 07/07/05 Title: Chapter 13: Princesses and Professor McGonagalls
I wanna piccy i wanna piccy. I really wanna see sirius is drag. Pleeeeeease. 10/10 enjoyed it imensley.
Date: 01/04/05 Title: Chapter 7: Quidditch, Marauder Style
Hmmm. Strip Qudditch?! I lOVE IT. I can't imagine Dumbledore being that lienient though. Anyway still loved it
Author's Response: Dumbledore's an old softie. He gave them detention, right?
Oblivious by Pallas
Rated: •Summary: What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? The arrival of a feral invokes secrets of the past and terror for the present...
Date: 03/21/05 Title: Chapter 21: Caught Out
love it 10/10. I'm not feeling the need to be nasty about kane...yet. Dawlish on the other hand...:) Keep up the good work.
Date: 05/25/05 Title: Chapter 27: Too Close to Home
Oh. Holy. Hell. Fire. *makes like a lemming and falls off evil cliffie* That was cruel Pallas that was really sadistic. Writing that cliffie and just leaving us all hanging. You had better post before you drive all your faithful's insane and into institutions that Don't have internet access. I am very concerned about the apparent demise of or favorite giant. I hope he's ok. 10/10 great stuff.
Date: 02/23/05 Title: Chapter 17: The Wall
I love it lots as always. Keep up the good work. I am afraid that this is about as constructive as i get when it comes to stories that i greatly enjoy reading. Sorry i can't be more helpful, just keep doing what your doing 10/10...again
Date: 08/09/05 Title: Chapter 40: Ready or Not
OMG. I hate it when you do that. Damn Cliffies. On the upside excellent story i'm loving every minute of it and i can't wait to read the next chapter. The sudden appearance of Rolphe Lupin doesn't fill me with confidence though. I wonder what you have up your sleeve. I don't want this story to end ( i already have my therapy sessions booked) but i can't wait to find out if you have any final twists to throw at us. Good luck with the sequel i can't wait to read that. 10/10 as usual.
Date: 01/29/05 Title: Chapter 14: Family Ties Part 2
OMG. I knew it. I knew it. I love it. I love it. You totally threw me for a loop. I love it update soon.
Date: 05/31/05 Title: Chapter 28: Liber Emitto
Oh good gawd. Another cliffie. Update. I was holding my breath the whole time. Very tense. 10/10 Loved it as always.
Date: 03/17/05 Title: Chapter 20: The Howling Once More
Oh Holy Jesus. Damn your cliffies. I am sat holding my breath here. Bloody ministry turd heads. Showing up just as things were about to kick up another notch. Oh god Remus is going to get fired and arrested and generally used as some soul starved dementors bitch. Crap Crap Crap. and it's all kane the arseholes fault...again. The idea of spreading his entrails within a 5 mile radius is getting appealing to me too. (is it possible to hate a fictional character with a passion?). I love the scar conection idea. It really works well, it sort of reminds me of the highlander quickening thing. But anyway GREAT STORY UPDATE SOON. 10/10 as usual
Date: 04/28/05 Title: Chapter 25: The Aconite Maelstrom
What do you have in store for us this time? I shall wait with bated breath. Anyway loved this as always. 10/10. Am i a faithful reader of what?
Date: 01/27/05 Title: Chapter 13: Family Ties Part 1
Please do not feel that you have to justify your brilliance to your faithful readers. I love it as always you have me hooked. I am going to be patient and hope that you update as quickly as possible. Could you tell me/us how much longer it is before the story is finished (not that i want it to finish i just want to know) The tension is killing me. 10/10
Date: 12/10/04 Title: Chapter 6: The Werewolf Lesson
Another fantastic and amazing installment. I love it. You are on a par i think with JkR. It's a great piece of writting and i hope that you update soon. Just thought i would mention that you have been on my favorites list since i stumbled across your story. I can't praise you enough.
Date: 02/09/05 Title: Chapter 16: By Moonlight
oh poor remus. poor rey. i love it i hope that some f**king throttles kane/abel. the i can't think of anything bad enough to call him. love it 10/10
Date: 12/06/04 Title: Chapter 5: The Tribute
Vive la lupin!!!! Hurrah for Moony. Moony rocks. Love this story i've been desperate for you to post the next chapter and you didn't disappoint. 10 + a pat on the +2 yes 2 buckets of high praise. brilliantly written keep up the good work i am so envious of your talent. Post again soon.
Date: 12/15/04 Title: Chapter 7: A Walk in Hogsmeade
Oh My God no! Don't do this to me i don't think i could take it. Excellent chapter as always. I love this story so much please try and post again as quickly as possible. You are great at creating suspence in a story i was sat on the edge of my seat through the last part of that chapter. Again another plea for my sanity update as soon as you can. I love and hate cliff hangers in equal measure so please gut the tension as soon as you can. 10
Date: 12/28/04 Title: Chapter 9: Marked
OMG no not again. You've gone and done it again and left us hanging. Hopefully all will be revealed in the next few chapters please post them as soon as possible. Did kane mean family in the pack sense of the word or did hemean family in the blood relative sense of the word? Just curious i am sure all will become clear in time. 10
Date: 12/02/04 Title: Chapter 3: Secrets
Right i just want to say that i am mid way through the secrets chapter. IT IS BRILLIANT i am going to give you a 10 now and then if the standard keeps up a ten later. Please be quick and get another chapter up.
Date: 08/03/05 Title: Chapter 39: Acceptance
-wails sobs- Oh no. I just remembered. You said it was only 40 or so chapters long. That means no more Oblivious. I'm going to cry. I going to need therapy. I'm going ask you politely to write more fantastic stories like this one. 10/10
Date: 12/02/04 Title: Chapter 4: The Marauder
Brilliant just finished it. BRILLIANT. What is Remusup to. I guess i will have to wait and see. Please hurry and post i am addicted to this story. And i have no patience i may end up knawing at my computer desk if you don't hurry. again a ten