AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
by
Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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Lovin it lovin it lovin it! 10!
Oh dear. I don't like the looks of this. Stay in your bunker. I did however enjoy being worried beyond words (and i still can't get to relief) keep up the good work 10/10
Wonderful. I loved it 10/10. It was very funny. I loved the comment about medicinal chocolate and pleasure chocolate. It really made me grin.
I love this story. So much thought and effort has been put into it. I think that your writting is brilliant. Its probably the best i have seen unpublished. I hope that this story continues for a while (a long while). The characters have a great deal of back ground. Not one of them seems to have a shallow back story. I am really looking forward to the conclusion of this story and i am hoping in never comes at the same time. I am hooked. I hope that you update soon.
I know we all know how Remus turned out but i couldn't help sighing in relief (with Diana and Rey). When he woke up ok. I love the story keep updating. I can't wait to find out if that (string of expletives) Kane gets what he deserves. :)
oh thats it i am not even going to cushion it. THAT F*****G B*****D. i HATE KANE. HATE HIM! Get him dead-ed (i don't even know if thats a word i am that mad) the nasty vile putrid bucket of leperous pus. (mutters insults about kane and penile warts) Sorry i had to have a little rant. I did half feel sorry for Kane and his childhood situation but now. Not and ounce of pity for him. Your story has produced some strong emotions from me through out. I love Rey Lupin. I think that the way you have created his character is life like and accurate. Remus is spot on perfect. Don't change a thing. Anyway You deserve so much praise for this story i love it and i can't wait to read the rest. Your skill as a writer surpasses most if not all of the fanfics i have read on this site and others. I think that if you aren't published already (which by pure talent i think you should be) Then you need to go get yourself a publishing deal and get writting stories. If you are published what have you wrote and where do i buy it? 10/10 as always.
Damn you and your cliff hanger explainations. I love this story. I half don't want it to end. The other half wants to see that (insert expletive here)Kane gets what he deserves. Any way 10 and update soon.
cue tides of relief.He lives. Excellent. I don't think that this story could possible be improved. Although i think 15 pages for one chapter would have satisfied my curiosity. Please hurry and post again. I need my fix this story is fantastic. If i didn't know better i would have said that you are JKR writting incognito. I hope that my rather insufficient compliments would get the powers that be to revoke the one chapter at a time rule for you. I hope that the next chapter or 2 is up before xmas. 10.
oh yeah. Goy is just a fool. I don't think i have ever seen a worth while comment by him/her. Just ignore it and continue.
I am cluthcing my sides (they have split. Just in case you wanted to know) I love it. Your ability to be light hearted in situations that would leave other writers (namely me) cowering in a corner is fantastic. Now i have a small favor to ask of you... since i have been a faithful and avid reader since the first chapter. I was hoping if it wasn't too much trouble would you read my fanfic? And tell me where i have gone wrong because although it got throught the mugglenet Mods (a difficult task some would say) it is still nowhere near the kaliber that i wanted it to be. I hope that you can and will and tell me HONESTLY what you think. I wont be offended (Since i asked) and i won't stop reading and reviewing your work either. Many thanks and keep up the Great work. Avid Fan Lil Loo
1st thank you thank you thank you. It's pants i warn you. 2nd. I cringed right along with poor Remus. i loved it as always. 10/10 3rd. You reminded me why i really dislike Snape, thankyou.
Succeed! My god did you succeed. 10/10. I think that this chapter is brilliant. I think that you got the cocktail of emotions perfectly balanced. You couldn't have done better and although I don't want this story to end I really want to read the final chapter. On another note i'm sure that you mentioned something about in the draft Tonks and Remus getting together. I think that even though you have more or less wiped that out of the story, the hint are still erm anvill sized. Anyway my verdict for this chapter is 10/10
just re-read your story. Please hurry up and post again. Please clear some questions up and for god sakes try not to keep us waiting for much longer i am going insane here.
-howls- NOOOOOO CLIFFIE! Brilliant. Must be quick or it will kick me out again. 10/10 i love it and as i was saying so early on in the story bring on the punishment of kane. Good lord i sound bloody thirsty don't I. nice trick by Tonks. LOVED IT keep it up
Damn that werewolf and his good naturedness. I enjoyed this installment and i'm throughly looking forward to 'watching' Abraham Kane get his soul sucked out through his nose. Although knowing you, you have a suprise in store for us. The look on Snape’s face implied that he would have preferred to sacrifice clear air for the opportunity to fill it with poisonous gas and lock the door with Remus inside I LOVED that line. 10/10
-knocks on bunker door- You can come out now. 10/10. God bless you for almost killing me. Twice. (with the tension). I loved it (you knew i would didn't you) It enjoyed the banter between father and son imensely and i can't wait to see what other scrapes Remus will get himself into. Update soon please 10/10
PALLAS. You had better run! If he dies I refuse to read any further. Ok spleen vent over. GO NEVILLE i swear i will never take the mick out of him again. I loved it was so tense. I was sat bolt upright at work (very not normal for me) Hand over my mouth stunned not breathing stunned. Loved it 10/10
Oh good god. That was not long enough. Update. Fast. Brilliant story, it couldn't be improved *cough-stopitwiththecliffies-cough* sorry, flu. 10/10 again and thanks for the 40 chapter heads up.
P.S if you don't update quickly you really will need that bunker. But don't think we won't find you :)
*wipes away a tear* I'm gonna miss you Pallas. I'm gonna miss rushing to work to see if you've updated. I'm going miss your Remus. I'm going to miss Rey so much. You know how brilliant I think your story is and i very sad to see it go. You now have a fan, i shall wait patiently for you to post in from the cold and I can't wait to read Imperius. Good luck with them