AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
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Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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oh my god. You keep leaving me hanging. fantastic as always. I have no judgement to pass. 10/10
boo hiss (just since it's panto season, i don't really mean it) I am a bit dissappointed that your finishing the story but i'll let you off as long as you promise to write another one soon
Aww bless the insecurities of those 2. I love this story (adds you to favorites) I love this pairing. I have read slash fics that just seem to be really messed up or don't really have a storyline but this one was fantastic
Author's Response: Heh, insecurities are so cute. I'm glad you love the story. I try. Thanks for the review!
whats gonna happen next. Post soon please. Very good
Awwwww. Who cares if Remus produced a patronus or not. I know i don't. And i love this story just as much as the others (told you i was your literary stalker). Keep writting you got the gift kiddo.
Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it my little literary stalker. :)
It's really akward. Reading it feels like you've walked in on a private conversation. Although the mirror was a nice touch. It does seem kind of sirius-esque pre-azkaban. It really lightened things up but just enough.
It official i have kept count i am now Remus and Sirius's fag hag. YAY!!!
like it lots. Is there going to be anything from james point of view or even peters or something or is that it
Author's Response: That's it, for now. Thanks!
Ah ok man fair do's. Oh yeah that hedwig cat kid has sent the same review to another writer i've seen so it's not just you maybe he/she/it is just and ass.
Author's Response: Okay. Now I know he/she/it (nice joke, by the way) doesn't have any originality either. Loyal readers, you'll be happy to know that I'm finally finished with chapter 4 and am resubmitting it right now (they said it was too short the first time)
May be magorian should you knwo go to Texas and deface the Alamo thingy (i'm british i only know it as that thing that Ozzy Osbourne pissed on) that could amuse the hell out of me and he could get his own little tribe of enlightenment searcher and cause all kinds of havoc
Author's Response: Magorian definatly won't be doing anything Ozzy Osborne did. Then we wouldn't understand a word he was saying.
well i've read them all. Finally. I loved them. i think thats all. Next story please. :)
Author's Response: A-ha! If you want another story then I've almost finished posting "Meetings" (in the Dark/Angsty area - not as ridiculous as this story - not ridiculous at all, actually). And on December 1st I'll be starting a lovely Christmas story in the General Fic area. :)
I award you a nice big fat 10/10 and a Puprle statuette from the jarvey appreciation society.
Snigger...i nearly died laughing. I love it as always. I want that Jarvey he may be corny and redundant but he's bloody funny.
Your right about Dumbles falling out of my good book. Send Clancy away? I don't think so! He won't will he? Snape won't let him. Would he? Anyway keep up the good work. 10/10
Author's Response: My second award! Thank you so much! The only way I can answer your questions is to say that the headmaster tends to get his way. Snape and Clancy are working for Dumbledore, and defeating Voldemort is much more important than a love affair. But who knows what the future holds in store? I am more concerned that I won't finish this before the release of HBP and that Book 6 will knock me out of canon compliance. :-)
yep just re-read it all becomes clear. I really should pay more attention*grins sheepishly*
i don't know wether to kick snape or (god help me. I'm a pod person that must be it.) kiss him (eww eww eww gross). I love this story and thank god for Good Ole Dumbledore it's about time someone gave snape a good kick up the arse with regard to Clancy. Update soon please 10/10.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review, Little Loony. I took one of took quizzes in your bio and I'm Morpheus too. Dumbledore might fall out of favor with you soon, so keep your eye on him.
Limerick. Since Jarvey is also slang originating in i believe Ireland something to do with taxi drivers. (I'm a well of useless information). I loved it as always 10/10.
Author's Response: Thank you, Little Loony, and I will add Limerick to the list!
oh yeah Clavier (Musical term) doubt it but just a thought i'm sure who ever wins you'll make a fantastic job of it. it's still 10/10
Author's Response: I'll add it to the list. Thanks for the contribution!
Well done brilliant (i barely believe. I am loathe to admit it but Snape is being half charming. Whats worse i like it. NOOOOOO!!) I am personally a sirius and of couse the rather brilliant Remus fan so this is bizarre. I can only attribute to this change to your fantastic writing. So keep it up and if i could give you a 20 i would so i'll think i may have to review twice. :)
Author's Response: Thank you, Little Loony! My Beta is a HUGE Sirius and Remus fan, who cannot appreciate the Potions Master's appeal, in spite of my best efforts. That makes your review all the sweeter. My goal is to amuse, not to convert, but if I have managed to make you view Snape in a different way, I am glad.
2nd review as promised and another 10. :)
love it as always. I have a weird mental image of a dr pepper pilfering werewolf (it's amusing to say the least). Keep updating. Oh just curious but how many more chappies r there going to be?
Author's Response: That's hard to say. I have outlines for the rest of the chapters, but some scenes tend to get added as I go along. At this point, I predict it will end somewhere between the 32nd - 35th chapter, inclusive of the epilogue. Thanks for reviewing!