AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR THE DEARLY DEPARTED I AM NOT GOING TO BE WRITTING A PINEAPPLE MID LIFE CRISIS.
Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2493351/1/
Please read and review.
Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.
Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.
Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.
Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.
I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.
I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.
I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.
I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.
I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.
HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.
Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.
you are palevioletred
#D87093
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.the spacefem.com html color quiz
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Another one thats scarily accurate.
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.
Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.
I'm
a Gryffindor!
Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation
these are a few of my favorite things . . .
sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.
men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.
when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.
Viggo is Love.
by
Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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BLACK
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked
DisorderRatingParanoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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-does conga- I get a pineapple pin! Really! Cool!
Author's Response: If you live in the U.S., you should check out Target. Their Spring line of bath and kitchen ware features pineapples! :-D Clancy is a trend-setter!
Please update again soon I'm getting withdrawl theres only so many times i can read about Eloise Midgen and her Veela-ish outburst. :)
Author's Response: It shouldn't be much longer. The Chapter is with my beta. As soon as I receive her input, I will post. Thanks for checking in!
oooh funky. But no i am not in the US. I have however figured out the anagram of a brew lends pep prof. I promise i wont tell any one.
Author's Response: Good for you! It's rather silly, isn't it? It makes me happy when readers care enough about this story to solve the anagrams, so thanks!
Hey i am still tuned and am staying that way until this masterpice is finished. And yes PMS and being a werewolf is similar.
just thought i'd give you a ten again just re-read :)
NOOOOOOO!!! -yowls- NOOOOO!!! Sorry i had a moment sorri haven't reveiwed for a while but i am enjoying this story as much as i ever was. Thank you for writing it.
Well done. Poor Severus and Clancy nothing seems to go right for those two does it? But we all know it turns out for the best in the end. I can't wait to see what happens next keep up the good work (don't worry about the liver alone cheese with me, i laughed)
Yay! get in there Mr Padfoot. whoooo! i love it. it's a fantastic story i was beginning to lose faith. i didn't think you were gonn post again. But you did and all is well. "chestnus roasting on an open fire...open fire!" and a 10
love love love it. Snape is such an arse. I hope that it all works out with Clancy and Snape though. Even though Snape is an arse. 10/10. Snape is an arse
just had a quick look at the piccy. OMG it's a...well you know what it is and i don't want to spoil the suprise for anyone.
Author's Response: I was very surprised when I first noticed it! The artist, Sigune, did not mention it to me. She waited for me to discover it on my own. :-)
anyway. my actual review. I refuse to admit that i have a crush on snape now...oops. And it's all YOUR fault well yours, Orlaith's and redvelvetcanopy's. I've said it before i'll say it again i would never (without your writting) think of Snape like this but you write him so well. I look forward to your next update and i wonder what our kilt wearing anti-hero will encounter next. 10/10
Author's Response: Thank you Little Loony! You must wander over to Sycophant Hex one day, and you will find that you have a great deal of company! I always appreciate your reviews. :-)
Actually no. I think it's rather sneaky. the anagram not anything else i may be refering to
Is that it is that the End? Nice bit of mixing. I enjoyed it, as always. I'm going to Miss Clancy. I could cry even though Snape is a Git. I fear we may never seen those knobbly knees in a kilt again. 10/10.
Wonderful. Funny. Romantic. Snape was even charming at the end. I loved the zillion points from gryffindor thing that had me in stitches. Dumbledore doing the mambo with a camel is an image that i will have trouble removing from my head.10/10
Author's Response: Ah, well I'm glad the camel suit concept has been well received. My friend and fellow author, Sigune, requested that I work in a reference to a camel suit, after she sketched Clancy in a camel-colored suit for me. :-) Thanks for reviewing!
Love it. I really think that this story is fantastic could you please try and update as soon as possible.10. I'd love to know whether Clancy finds that bit of paper that her future daughter left i just need to know how the story pans out.
Author's Response: Refer back to Chapter 18 regarding Salacia's note. The note has already been found, but not by Clancy.
Oh yeah. Congratulations on your awards. You deserve them.
Author's Response: Thank you, Little Loony! :-)
Very good. I half expected Sirius but the trouser theif was adequately amusing replacement. Keep up the good work and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
AWWW and EWWWW (Vive la Lupin so glad he made and appearance) Clancy and Snapini sitting in a hedge! nope can't find anything to rhyme with that. But any this is a fantastic story keep updating please. (oh and don't go all NC-17 on us i don't think my imagination could take it. Snape and a ladyfriend my imagination is streached to breaking point as it is). Keep up the good work
Author's Response: Thank you for your review. In the prologue, I cautioned readers that this story was intended to amuse adults. It is rated PG13, so never fear - I will not go all NC17 on you! Eventually, there will be romance, but as I've said before, humor comes first, romance second. Snape is definitely an acquired taste for many readers, so I perfectly understand your concerns. Mugglenet seems to have a very young readership. I assumed they would bypass this story, but I am glad they are enjoying it. One of the greatest responsibilities an author has is to assign their story an accurate rating. I feel PG13 best reflects this story's content, but it is up to each individual reader to stop reading if they find anything to be offensive.
Question. What happened to you updating? QUICKLY.
Author's Response: The next chapter is finished. Once my beta returns it, I will submit it - IF I can stay logged in. :-)