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01/16/06




So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."



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The Moon Divides by Potter

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: COMPLETE!

(AU Fic) Two twins named Remus and Rachael Lupin have been inseperable for the eight years they've been on this Earth. But one fateful trip into the forest has changed all of that.

Excerpt from Chapter Twenty Three - A Second Chance

Professor Lupin walked over and sat down at the foot of his daughter’s bed.

“How are you?” he asked, watching his daughter carefully.

“Fine,” she answered, although she could have been better.

“How could you-,”

“Please dad,” Rachael cut him off. “Sirius already gave me the ‘how could you’ lecture.” Professor Lupin smiled.

“Did he now?”

“Yes and he got through to me pretty well.”

“Good, I just hope you know never to do something like that again.”

“I’m not going to, Mum’s not worth it.” Professor Lupin clicked his tongue.

“You can’t say that,” he said quietly, getting up and heading for the door. “Everyone deserves a chance to change. Just as you tried to prove that to your mother, one day she’s going to prove it to you. Everyone deserves a second chance.”


*Warning, some mental abuse and later a little physical, nothing terribly bad, just a warning*

Nominated for 2006, 2008, 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Dark/Angsty Fic
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/28/07 Title: Chapter 15: Forgiving Isn't Easy

becky has seen the light or so it seems it's a mirical we should start to look at the sky in hope of getting choclet drops instead of rain drops

Author's Response: Yep, Becky had seen what a nasty little person she has been.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/20/07 Title: Chapter 3: Welcome Home

you know i always thought Remus' mum was a kind person. But honestly how cruel can you be to disown your only daughter for an acident you couldn't prevent? I don't really care how mad you are she is still your daugther sure don't speak to her for a while if you must but it wasn't her fault. And not telling remus granted she will hurt Rachel I'm amazed she isn't bawling her eyesout. b8ut has she even considered how much she will hurt remus. ok well my rant about her is over for now atleast

Author's Response: You see, where Mrs. Lupin\'s heart should be is a giant space filled with all these horrible things, making her the delightful woman she is. Feel free to rant about her, most people do. Thanks for the review!



Born the Day You Kissed Me by CLee

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: I was born the day you kissed me...I died inside the night you left me...But oh how I lived while you loved me. . . .


The sequel Agapanthus is up!
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/04/06 Title: Chapter 23: The Little Things

OMG I love the story. Please up date soon but ... I don't want it to end. Once you finish this story please keep on writing Draco/Hermione fics. You Wright beautifully this story made me cry so much. BTW I'm from Bolivia so you have another foreign fan. You did a wonderfull job at demonstrating that people can change. Just look at the Draco you've created he is the perfect boyfrind. Keep up the fantastic work. God i really don't want this story to end!!!



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/08/07 Title: Chapter 2: Loss of Memory

hahaha this is the second or third time i read this story and i still love it.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/08/07 Title: Chapter 5: Saved

i liked this chapter but spetially the last paragraph



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/06/06 Title: Chapter 24: Black

Tear, tear, I can't belive it's over. I loved it all I hate that luciouse won though. Well atleast I can think of the prospect of the sequal. Please hurry up with it. This story is wonderfully writenn with twists emotions and everything it needed keep the work up.



Veiled Revelations by erikthephantom

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: The Hogwarts Express brings mystery and mischief in the Marauders' seventh and final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter are facing a year of N.E.W.T.s, romance, intrigue, and, of course, a little mischief-making. There are plot twists galore! James (in the midst of saving the world) continues desperately to try to woo the incorrigible Lily Evans. Sirius deals with family problems while dealing with his incredible popularity and good looks (the horror!). Remus is provided with a backdoor to avoiding the prejudices of the inevitable real world, but at what cost? (dun-dun-dun) And Peter...well, Peter gets himself a girlfriend (but don't worry: it doesn't affect his hero-worshipping of James...or DOES IT?!)
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/13/06 Title: Chapter 24: Now It's Forever

ok i read this all in one shot and it's an amasing story you wrote. i love all the twistes and jokes that it takes and includes. i can't wait to read the sequal

Author's Response: all in one shot? god bless you, child. and thanks for reading!!



Don't Look Back by annie

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Time travel. One of the most dangerous things one can do in the wizarding world...yet along with the high risks, it also has the ability to do wonderful things. Here is the tale of what happened to three young wizards when they traveled back to the past - back to the time of the famous Marauders. There are some ships you may not like (L/D, G/J, Hr/S, Hr/RL) so be forewarned.



The last chapter, chapter 23, has been posted! This fic is finished.

Edit as of 08/27/05: Reading over this fic literally made me cringe in pain. I apologise to anyone who had to endure the agony of reading such terrible writing. I'll give you an e-cookie to make up for the torture I put you through.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Feather

this isn't as bad as you make it sound it's really rather good.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 9: Secrets

poor draco and remus



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 01/22/07 Title: Chapter 13: Fight For Your Girl

i thought dumbledore was the headmaster.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 12: In Hogsmeade

yes poor him



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 12: In Hogsmeade

yes poor him



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 20: An Exchange (Ginny+James)

ok i think i get it harry get's that feeling whenever lily orjames sais they love someone else and shows affection towards them and this time he got to see a glimps of it. and i betthat happens because he is the holder of the power of love which his parants gave to him in a way so if that loved seased to exist then it would e bad for him and that can only happen if one or both givess up on the other compleatly thing that hasn't happened yet and it doesn't happen when they die because their love foes on



Too Far Gone by Gemmika

Rated: Professors •
Summary: *How far would you go for love?* "If you touch her again, I'll kill you." "Go ahead for I'll come to her again and again." *Is it worth it?* "James leave her alone, she's no good for you." "Don't say a word against Lily!" *Will it last?* "It's forever, I've known it sice the day I met you." "Forever is a long time." "Not if you love someone..." I am finally re-editing this story, please take a look and see all the new stuff!
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 12/03/06 Title: Chapter 2: Starlting Revelations

i bet that's snape



Never Been Kissed by emaleth

Rated:
Summary: Hermione decides to stop being such an old fuddy-duddy! Love ensues!
a/n: a little OOC hermione, but nothing that she won't soon grow into... >:) also, described as "almighty fluffiness" by the kind-enough-to-review Ella Norman!
a/n2: this story has had over a thousand reads, and only 13 reviews! c'mon people! do you love it? do you hate it? please please gimme some feedback! just let me know!
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

wow great story!!!! =) *10*



A Cinderella Story - In the Universe of Harry Potter by Powerful_Quill

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What if, in the 1300s, Hogwarts was a kingdom? Follow the story of the young Prince of Hogwarts, a fair maiden, and one, not-so-orthodox fairy godmother. (AU)
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/04/06 Title: Chapter 10: Happily Ever After

it was a wonderful story.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/04/06 Title: Chapter 3: His Contemplation

i like the story very much so far and i think that harry and draco being best friends in a different sircunstance than the one ther really luive in is very plausible and ione might even say likly. and it is a lovley story.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/04/06 Title: Chapter 7: Unexpected

tonks is ginny's godmother that is worth gold i can't belive it



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/04/06 Title: Chapter 8: CinderGinny

i loved this chapter it was vvery funny



The Mystery Letter by the_bartender713

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry receives a mysterious letter from ‘a friend’ confessing their kept secret feelings for him. Harry thinks he knows who sent the letter, but complications arise when he returns to Grimmauld place, the summer after 5th year. Will Harry finally get the woman of his dreams? Only if he is quick enough to figure out who she really is!
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 04/23/06 Title: Chapter 6: The Confrontation

It was beautiful. So romantic i loved it

Author's Response: Thank you, very much