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02/11/06








My name: Look at the top, doofus.

Where I Live: Like you need to know.

What I Like: Harry Potter (why else would I be here), Star Wars (I Love Obi-Wan!!!!!), Lord of the Rings (I love Aragorn!!!!!!!!), pizza, Cheez-Its, Fanfiction, Eragon, The Hobbit, hanging out with my friends, volleyball (Bump, Set, Spike It! That's the way I like it!), reading, softball, swim team, breaststroke, spaghetti, the new movie Cars, white chocolate, Reese's, Lord of the Rings books (yes, there's a difference between this and the movies), my crush (not telling who), writing, SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Toby Keith, country music, Chris Daughtry, Evanescence, American Idol, Katharine McPhee, Taylor Hicks, Carrie Underwood, her songs Don't Forget To Remember Me and Jesus, Take The Wheel. That's the basic overview.

What I hate: Snape, Voldemort, emo Harry, Harry dumping Ginny, James and Lily dying in the first place, my friends lying to me, my sisters annoying me, chocolate (no hate mail for this please), no reviews, my sisters and my lil bro singing stupid songs and laughing their heads off for no reason, alfredo chicken, Sauron, Saruman, mosquito spray, Hermione/Draco, Draco/Ginny, getting bad grades, telling you what I hate so I'm gonna stop right now.


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I'll Hate You Forever (I Think) by kris250

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Lily Evans and James Potter agreed on only one thing since they first met: they'll always hate each other. But after five years, James begins to see things, to see her, differently, and wants another chance. But Lily is one stubborn girl. Can he convince her that his feelings are real? Meanwhile, the pair is thrust into many different dangerous and humorous situations with their friends. Will it take a disaster to help Lily believe in true love? Or will a tragedy just push her farther away? How many times does James have to try before he stops messing up? Follows with the information provided by JKR, with some fun along the way.
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 05/27/06 Title: Chapter 49: Invitations and Mutterings

FINALLY!!!!!!!!! IT TOOK YOU SO FRICKIN LONG!!!!! JANUARY?!?!? GEESH, KRIS!!! (i'm guessing that's your name cuz I haven't read your bio in while and I forgot.) I WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER WITHIN...TWO DAYS. ONE QUESTION THOUGH: WHY AM I STILL SHOUTING??????????????????????????????????



Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 02/24/06 Title: Chapter 48: Peter's Shining Moment

you're the best author ever!!!!!!! update now or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!! jk. so...um...ya...10/10!



One Blue Line by blondebouncingferret

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred, George and Ron find a Muggle pregnancy test in the bin... and Ginny's been ill for the past few days... any connection? One Shot fic.
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: One Blue Line

THAT WAS HILAROUS!!!!!! That end part still has me laughing. Did they really...? Naughty, naughty. "In, out, and we were done." That is disgustingly funny! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!



James and Lily: Hate and Love: Life and Death by immortal_evil

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary:

It is ambitious Lily Evans' 7th and final year at Hogwarts. She is very excited about being one step closer to becoming an Auror and thrilled about being back to school altogether.

But there is one little annoyance: the Marauders. Specificially arrogant James Potter. He has been pestering her to go out with him, but she has coldly denied his wishes. She thinks this year will be no different to the past six school years.

But life is full of mistakes.

..::~!~::..

"Just one minute.” Lily noticed footsteps heading in her direction. She saw a hand reach from between the screens and drop a flower onto her bedside table.

“Mr. Potter! Return to your dormitory immediately!”

“Alright, alright…” The hand disappeared.

Once Lily was sure that no one was in the wing, he lifted her head and saw what flower Potter had dropped.

Lily stuffed her head in her pillow and screamed a muffled scream that no one could hear.


Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Platform 9 3/4 Fall

need...new...chapter...must read...your...new...chapter. UPDATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/25/06 Title: None

Do you have something against Hermione? OOOH! I bet you don't like her cuz she gets Ron. Am I right? Um...it was kinda boringly funny, and Hermione is way OOC. 8/10

Author's Response: No I have nothing against Hermione. And I'm happy that she gets Ron, I think they're perfect together (they fight like an old married couple!). It's humor..... she's suppose to be OOC.....



Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/25/06 Title: None

CONFUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: ???



Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/24/06 Title: None

whoa...kinda confusing there, eh? I love it when Frodo's arm catches on fire...PINK fire. This is hilarious. 10/10

Author's Response: Yes, yes, PINK fire! Hehe! I just thought I should make it pink for same reason....



Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/24/06 Title: None

Oh this is soooo funny. Hermione is a little OOC. My sis says: NOOO!!! THEY CAN'T KILL LEGOLAS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Author's Response: I had to show the crazy side of Hermione because I this she's too sirius. Haha, tell your sis I'm sorry!



Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 10/18/06 Title: Chapter 3: Teenagers

Aw...dang it! It would have been funnier if Tom went good.



Daddy by blondebouncingferret

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 04/01/06 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! It can't be over! This is my favorite story. MAKE A SEQUEL!!!!! ~The Pit



Emerald Green by polka spots

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A series of fluffy and completely romantic one shots about that particular romantic moment in 70s Hogwarts... *Completed as soon as part 4 is posted!*
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 05/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Romantic Side of Potter

Cute...very cute! I love it. Very fluffy. I haven't read a fluff in who knows how long.



Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 05/14/06 Title: Chapter 2: Snapshots

BRAVO!!!!!!!



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Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 02/14/06 Title: None

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Just one question, though. How do you know all of that Barney song? hmmm..... *gives author suspicious look* jkjkjk!!!10/10



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Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 02/24/06 Title: None

it seems a bit rushed to me...like there's a lot missing, or something. but it was good for a beginning. i agree alot w/ vader...but otherwise, good job



Something to Think About by chloish

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's our favorite couple-to-be's 6th year! Lily is outside studying, and James is playing with that darn snitch again, distracting her. Irritated, she goes to confront him and 'politely' (cough) ask him to stop. Madness ensues, and the two have a civil conversation (gasp!). James ends up giving Lily something to think about, though it may not be exactly what he intended.... [One-shot L/J - fluffy]
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 04/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Something to Think About

This is such a good story. You need to either continue it, or make a sequel. And you need to update your "Meant To Be" story, it's driving me half insane. But anyway, about this story. I love how you portray both Lily and James. I can just see in my mind Lily making that spectacular catch. Really, you should make a sequel. Great job! ~The Pit

Author's Response: Thank you for the lovely review! I\'ve contemplated many times making a sequel, but I can\'t really think of a plot. Plus, I don\'t even have the time to work on Meant to Be (I\'m sorry about the hold up...but it may last a while, at least until I get summer break.) However, if you or anyone else who reads this review would like to write a sequel, I\'d be more than overjoyed to read it! :)



Spark by Powerful_Quill

Rated: Professors •
Summary: In many ways one would consider Harry Potter victorious. He had conquered the dark Lord Voldemort and managed to live. He had put many of his Death Eaters in Azkaban. He drove away the greatly feared Dementors. He saved the world from a dark fate. However, Harry Potter did not see himself as some victorious hero. Blood stained his hands -- blood that would never wash away.
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 02/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

This is sooo funny! I luv it when harry turns into a penguin! Keep it up! -Ajax-

Author's Response: Yes, I like penguins. They amuse me.



Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 03/05/06 Title: Chapter 8: Anyone Who Thinks Fights Have Rules Is Delusional

You are the most hilarious person on the earth!!! I don't think you actually killed snape. I love the part where you have harry help dead draco write lines. i almost died laughing. you have such a great sense of humor 10/10 BTW, my sis is the 'crzy bout Harry' person who gave you three of the same review.

Author's Response: Well, at least you've got your head screwed on straight. No, no, I kid. But you did apparently read the note at the end of the chappie. And I'm so happy to make people laugh. It makes my day. *warm fuzzies*



HEAVEN AND HELL by KirstiR

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Summary: This particular plot bunny was born while I was watching the closet scene in the movie “13 Going on Thirty.” If you’re a shy, inexperienced teenager, what could be more hellish than being trapped in a closet for seven minutes with someone you barely know? Or with someone you know, but don’t like in that way. Or with someone you like in that way but don’t know if they like you. Or . . . well, I think you get the idea. Although H/Hr is the primary ship, this story does contain other ships as well.
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 06/10/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: LET THEM TALK!

Awww...so cute and fluffy! Is there a sequel? Please make one!!!!!!!!!!



Soap Pie by Lirael Astarael

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.
Reviewer: thepatronus_n_thecharm Signed
Date: 10/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: Soap Pie

I love it, but what is with the bananas?

Author's Response: Wow I don\'t even know. Haha. It was just another random part of a random story, but it seems to be the part that everyone is excited about. Maybe because it was at the end? Hmmm. Well, glad you enjoyed it and thanks for reading/reviewing.