My name is pronounced *Divia Mouse*, just to make that clear...by this point, I'm likely to castrate the next guy who tries to be flirtatious by calling me *Divaia Moss*...Now that I've got that out of my system...
I'm young, but really quite ancient...I'm shallow but endlessly deep, I am ridiculously happy due to excessive amounts of chocolate, but sometimes damn depressed for intellectual reasons, I get drunk, but am a goodie-goodie, I'm scared as hell, but ridiculously reckless, I've had several near death experiences in my lifetime (almost all on a snowboard...i'm not nearly as dangerous on skis) but haven't done a drastic forbidden thing in my life, unless it was an ignorant accident...
Oh, and also I may mention that I can get very bipolar, and tend to either contradict myself within thirty seconds of a conversation, or start arguing with myself in my mind (which tends to get people to shoot me half-suspicious, half-maybe-she's-crazy looks...)
I could go on...
But long story short...I'm very diverse and have lived or visited almost every place in Europe...
I have an unhealthy obsession with music, which makes people think that I have no social life, which, in fact, i do...I just don't tell everyone every single detail about which boy I'm dating on which weekend...
I also love writing, quite evidently, and I always think I'm right, even if I agree with the other person (proving just how bipolar I am).
I hate people criticizing my writing, or correcting, as they like to call it, when I don't agree with them, or when they publish what I write (poems in newspapers mostly) and alter it without my permission (I lost my temper with that German teacher, back when I lived there...I was so angry I could hardly speak). And I hate when they say it's wrong for a really stupid, non-related reason...
I write solely about following relationships:
Ron/ Hermione
Harry/ Ginny
James/ Lily
Sirius/ varying ladies
Roonil Potter/ Rose Dumbledore
Kitting Black/ varying ladies
My absolutely favourite character is, of course, Sirius-ly sexy- Black.
I got to Fairview High School in Boulder, by the way. I've only been in America for three years and have been speaking English for the same amount of time...as I was two when I lived in England, and my parents raised me on Thelegu and German when I lived in India, where they ALSO speak English, due to that colonization thing...of course, there are lots of other countries I lived in, but they didn't speak English there...wow, run-on sentence....my point was, i spoke very little English when i was little, and as i grew up, none at all...
YES! write a sequel!!!!
preferably one where sirius falls in love and makes a complete and utter fool of himself...
and then asks emily for help...
wow, that would be hilarious
Please, please, your humor is killing me. My random snorts of stifled laughter are embarrassing me in a fairly public library. people are staring at me. i'm reeaaaalllyy embarrassed.
I'm in the library reading this and soooo embarrassed. There are several people on the computers around me and evrey time I snort with laughter and clamp my hand over my mouth, they give me weird looks. God, I'm sooooo embarrassed. It's not good for a fairly hot thirteen year old with a great sense of fashion who's dressed in a sexy top and just got a manicure to show signs of insanity in public. Please reduce the ridiculousness in your story!!! It's making me lose my name of third hottest girl in FHS.
wait a minute!!! that's it???? u r sooooo evil!!!! what about snogging in broom closets and sirius dressing up as a half peeled banana and doing jumping jacks on the roof???? puhleeeeeaaasssseee!!!!!! write more!!!!
Oh, you are sweet!
Author's Response: Aw, and you! Thanks for reviewing!
Wait, why didn't you tell about how they get the right cards in the end and see how sweet they are and make out all PG13 and stuff?
Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.
"“Who in here has NOT been with Fleur Delacour at any time?!”
A couple of first year girls and a fourth year boy with impurities raised their hands."
What about Ron?
"Oh, men are so insensitive!”" So Lucius IS a woman...I KNEW it...
oh, and when Buckle-whatever-his-name-was threatened harry with the tatooing...well, harry was in voldemort's form, right? so how did that work?
"“Who in here has NOT been with Fleur Delacour at any time?!”
A couple of first year girls and a fourth year boy with impurities raised their hands."
What about Ron?
"Oh, men are so insensitive!”" So Lucius IS a woman...I KNEW it...
oh, and when Buckle-whatever-his-name-was threatened harry with the tatooing...well, harry was in voldemort's form, right? so how did that work?
Author's Response: Aren\'t you cute? 1. There\'s no point in drawing out what I\'ve already said about Ron not getting it on with Fleur. 2. Even men can think some men are insensitive. Furthermore, Lucius is in a vulnerable state at the moment ;) 3. Harry never took the form of Voldemort because - as I so clearly stated through the speech of Voldemort himself - there\'s no point in Harry changing form when only Voldemort\'s Death Eaters will be around him while he is locked up in Voldemort\'s dusty bachelor pad.
I luv that!!! OMG, keep on writing. Need to see how Lily finally got charmed.
OMG!! You can' do this!! You have to write about him proposing and graduating and the wedding!! That was soooo incredible!! I was absolutely caught up in the story. How do Sirius and the others react when James tells them? you HAVE to write it, PLEASE!!!!!
Author's Response: ::blink:: I do? Oh, well. I guess I do. Well, I am going to write about the other Marauder\'s reactions in the last chapter. Can\'t promise you a propsal or a graduation or a wedding. Maybe later, in another story, though!
This story rox my sox!!! or fucks my ducks...!!! yeay!!
This story rox my sox!!! or fucks my ducks...!!! yeay!!
ok, why doesn't anyone tell james that he's way too show offy? i mean, it's obvious. someone just needs to tell him to stop thinking so highly of himself and he'll stop it to get lily, right?
"James’ dad SAT LYING back on the bed, reading the newspaper."
wow, how does he manage to do that????
=)
OMG!! You can't do this!!!! I luv your sense of humor!!! Perfectly written!! Please, please, please, hurry up with writing the next chapter!! And Sirius is going to tell everyone that James and Lily have the hots for each other? Im a lil bit confused.
And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.
Well... not entirely.
U know what? u make sex sound so fucking scary. u're completely freaking me out. Not the actual activity but what they feel. u hav ruined my life (i'm not actually being serious).
otherwise, god I luved that finishing touch. it was perfecto. just that regulus was so...good didn't fit. it was nice that he was good though. you just didn't make him sound evil at all. i'm not making any sense, i think. don't pay any attention to me.
VERY amusing!! I simply adore our vocab!!!
If you don't fucking write another chapter soon, I will grant you a slow painful death. YOU'RE TORTURING ME HERE!!! IT'S SOOOO GOOD!
Did you read the mediator series by Meg Cabot? The thing where Jesse kisses Lily and she has open eyes to not miss anything and James is there and she shrieks and he's like, "don't mind me, proceed!' is like exactly like where Suze kisses Tad Beaumont and Jesse is in the back seat and all. mail me, please? divs.ilquira@comcast.net
Author's Response: hey i get my inspiration from alot of places. its torture for me too to see it rejected. sigh
Okay, you have most definetely read the mediator series by Meg Cabot, right? I said that before in one of my reviews but I say it again. The fact that lily kisses with open eyes not to 'miss' anything, that James interrupts them and all, that Jesse speaks spanish and is her half-way crush, that the evil girl's first name is Kelly as in Kelly Prescott and is also stunningly pretty and all. It's all Suze Simon, Tad Beaumont, Jesse de Silva and Kelly Prescott. Please mail me and say if I'm write. I luv those books. Did you read all of them, 1-6?
I luv this story! Hurry up and write a next chappy
Author's Response: you are partially right. minus a couple of things. I have an awesome friend named Kelly and shes gorgeous. Two, i speak spanish and so does my twin, whos name is Sebastian Jesse (see, his middle name?) So you are partly right, as I get my inspiration from alot of places including my family and friends.
"I've finally got you where I want you." -James Potter AND Jesse de Silva after dumping Suze on the bed because of her burnt and bruised feet. You, girl, are so nailed. Do not deny that you red the Mediator
Author's Response: Really? Being \"nailed\" would hurt, dont you agree? i do not deny anything and I admit nothing. Im frustrating, i know.