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07/25/06
That has to be most stupid question!!..... no.
WARNING: VERY RANDOM STUFF FOLLOWS. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!
Sooo... basically I'm your random goth emo kid who has no life WHATSOEVER. Wheee...
Stuff I worship:
1) HOT TOPIC. *bows*
2) HARRY POTTER.
3) Schmergo_the_Impaler, possibly J.K Rowling in hiding, for her writing is so good.
4) My Chemical Romance and Marylin Manson.
5) Horror movies, especially Sweeney Todd.
Fave food: Mac and cheese... you wanna do something about it?!
Mood: Angsty, and sugar high at the same time
Quote: "Dude, stop messing up my hoodie!"
Most used emoticon: "-_-"
Talents: being emo and weird...
Fave HP Character: KRUM! *growls* back away everyone!!! His hot body is MINE!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Hedwig with a quill
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Rated: •
Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1403 |
Hits: 5002 |
Published: 11/06/04 |
Updated: 11/10/04
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/28/06
Title: Chapter 2: The Further Confessions
hahahahhahhahhaha!! My bro luved the part of orange jello.
P.S my pin # is 5-3-loser-7-3-1-u r a sucker!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: COMPLETE!
(AU Fic) Two twins named Remus and Rachael Lupin have been inseperable for the eight years they've been on this Earth. But one fateful trip into the forest has changed all of that.
Excerpt from Chapter Twenty Three - A Second Chance
Professor Lupin walked over and sat down at the foot of his daughter’s bed.
“How are you?” he asked, watching his daughter carefully.
“Fine,” she answered, although she could have been better.
“How could you-,”
“Please dad,” Rachael cut him off. “Sirius already gave me the ‘how could you’ lecture.” Professor Lupin smiled.
“Did he now?”
“Yes and he got through to me pretty well.”
“Good, I just hope you know never to do something like that again.”
“I’m not going to, Mum’s not worth it.” Professor Lupin clicked his tongue.
“You can’t say that,” he said quietly, getting up and heading for the door. “Everyone deserves a chance to change. Just as you tried to prove that to your mother, one day she’s going to prove it to you. Everyone deserves a second chance.”
*Warning, some mental abuse and later a little physical, nothing terribly bad, just a warning*
Nominated for 2006, 2008, 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Dark/Angsty Fic
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Alternate Universe,
Character Death,
Self Injury,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 33 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 126939 |
Hits: 121709 |
Published: 11/06/04 |
Updated: 09/02/06
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 07/25/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
OMG!! I know this is just a theory, but BECKY BECKHEM WAS ANNA LUPIN'S FORMER DAUGHTER!! Becky somehow disappeared one day, and ended up at the orphanage. Anyway, that explains Mrs. Lupin's behavior towards her. She's reliving the old hurts. Either that, or she wants a cookie. Cookie....
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 08/13/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
AHHHHH!!!! U KILLED HIM!!! U KILLED HIM!! WHY?!! U KILLED RACHEAL'S DAD!!!! The reason why I think Racheal's mom had Becky Beckham had a daughter was because of the dream she had.Please respond. You're as good as J.K Rowling.
Author's Response: It was just his time.... And nope that\'s not the explanation as the dream sequence, but you\'ll find that out in the chapter after the next one.
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/02/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
The story... GONE!! GONE!! *crycrycrycrycrycry* Thank you for writing such a beautiful story!
*hoot hoot* *Hedwig flies off*
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/03/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
okay, for real this is the last review... I think Racheal & her mom made up too quickly(I mean, she has been mad at her for years!)
Author's Response: Yeah well, sometimes it takes the death of your son and the discovery of a granddaughter to make you realize that you\'ve been wrong all this time.
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/03/06
Title: Chapter 33: My Daughter
AWWW SCREW THAT!!! This is truly the last review!!!
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/03/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
I am somehow hooked to writing reviews to you... okay, LAST REVIEW!!!
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/03/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
STOP
NO MORE REVIEWS
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/03/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
Why is this PC torturing me??
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 08/26/06
Title: Chapter 30: The Past and Present
DIE MRS. LUPIN!!!!!! Will she change? I DON'T THINK SO!!!! ( sorry, just letting off a bit of steam cuz MRS. LUPIN HIT RACHEAL AGAIN!!!!)
Author's Response: That\'s okay, let off your steam.
Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/03/06
Title: Chapter 1: That Fateful Day
This is getting ridiculous!!! I'm reviewing again with NO MEANING!!!!!!!!!!
Rated: •
Summary: Remus' thoughts about the girl he loves, and a brief look at their short romance. Very angsty, quite possibly rather depressing. It's a songfic, rated PG-13 for violence. One-shot.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Self Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2156 |
Hits: 2030 |
Published: 11/07/04 |
Updated: 11/07/04
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 10/13/06
Title: Chapter 1: Broken Mirrors
AWWW sweet 10/10
Rated: Professors •
Summary: "Regardless of what God, or Gods, they worship, or even if they don't," whispered Luna dreamily, "everyone prays." Ginny Weasley lies broken and bleeding by her own hand. But her friends and family love her, and they will lead her home. Not a death fic. Rated for graphic self-mutilation... but for a very good cause.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Self Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2596 |
Hits: 148 |
Published: 11/08/04 |
Updated: 11/08/04
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 05/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
YES!!!! I soo can relate to Ginny!!
Rated: •
Summary: Like the earlier fan fic 'As Hogwarts Turns' by fellow moderator Seren,
" this has been written for the sole purpose of explaining exactly what NOT to do in a fiction. Odd chapters are the originally bad chapters." If this fan fic doesn't make any sense, it is doing its job right.
You have been warned. Thankyou.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3530 |
Hits: 1762 |
Published: 11/09/04 |
Updated: 11/09/04
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 10/21/06
Title: Chapter 1: One shot (thank goodness!)
that was horrible.. negative100/10, so it was actually good, since you acheived your goal.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What did Quirell do that infamous day in Book 1? My first story, please read and review.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3230 |
Hits: 1951 |
Published: 11/11/04 |
Updated: 11/11/04
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 08/13/06
Title: Chapter 1: one-shot
Nice. Loved the part about the chess king filing his nails
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A conversation between Harry and Dudley set after 5th year.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 939 |
Hits: 2132 |
Published: 11/17/04 |
Updated: 11/17/04
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Rated: •
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Trains, crazy old janitors, Fred and George mooning someone, this fic has it all. With Wizards all around them, Muggles are bound to see something weird everyonce in a while. This short story is taken from the beginning of Goblet of Fire.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2920 |
Hits: 1931 |
Published: 12/01/04 |
Updated: 12/01/04
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Date: 10/07/06
Title: Chapter 1: Waiting for Jovie
10/101/10/10/101/01/10/10/10/10
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1408 |
Hits: 2110 |
Published: 12/08/04 |
Updated: 12/08/04
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 10/15/06
Title: Chapter 1: Quibbler Exclusive!!!!
Very witty!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3915 |
Hits: 9157 |
Published: 12/12/04 |
Updated: 02/17/05
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Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill Signed
Date: 09/02/06
Title: Chapter 4: PART FOUR
uhh.. bit confusing and random,but 7/10