01/05/05
Hey! I live in Korea, where you'll never find me, and I'm 13, and I'm Korean and I HATE THE WORLD!
(Not really. I just hate the world where I have to do homeworks. :-) I HATE ESSAYS)
Also, I run around a lot when I'm hyper. I usually get annoyed with people who are more immature than me. THIS IS FUN! I LOVE THE COLOUR BLUE!
I probably live further away from you than you think I do unless you live in Austraila, but I'm not Austrailian so what am I?
Plus, I am an Asian, by the way, a 13-year old Asian girl. Azrael is the angel of death. THIS IS FUN!
YAY!
Also, I don't have any ships. *gasps from every shippers 'round the world* yes, when I need to write romance fics or something, I pick the names outta a hat. It's quite relaxing.
Okay, lots of people have started asking what "Azrael" is. It is the angel of death, and this guy started out in Babylon. However, Azrael is a guy. Therefore, I personally believe that he has a twin sister whose name is also, Azrael. (This is totally against the RULES that the ancient babylonians made, but so what?) The sister Azrael is the one I serve....HAHAHAHA I am so evil.
Just kidding.
Or maybe I'm not.
I love it when it's mysterious.
"When Azrael was placed in charge of him and saw him, he called the angels to look at him, and when he, at God's command, spread his wings over him and opened all his eyes, the angels fainted away and remained unconscious for a thousand years. Azrael was given all the powers of the heavens to enable him to master Death."
Azrael reaches from one end of the world to the other (Jellinek, "B. H." v. 49), and has 70,000 feet and 4,000 wings. His whole body is covered with eyes (see 'Ab. Zarah 20b) and with tongues as numerous as the living creatures on earth. When any of these latter die, the corresponding eye bulges forth. At the end of the world all these eyes excepting eight are plucked out by God--those of Israfil (Sarafel), Michael, Gabriel, Azrael, and the four "Hayyot" of the Heavenly Chariot alone remaining. The times of the death of persons is made known to the angel of death through the roll-book in his possession showing a white stripe around the name of the person doomed. Forty days before death, however, a leaf falls from the tree of life, under the throne of God, into the lap of Azrael, who is seated in the seventh heaven, thus announcing the death"
Uh...My version of Azrael have two eyes and one tongue, thanks. She is a normal human- sized angel with two blackish wings. This is all from Wikipedia.
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?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Hey, my penname is Azrael, the angel of death! What did you expect, Cupid?
You're like a Dragon!
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you represent the hard times in life. you have a
hard life yourself and a hidden self many don't
know about.
What part of life do you represent? ( AWESOME anime pics ^_^)
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Which HP Kid Are You?
you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
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You are a dark girl. You have a really quiet and
really a i dont' care attitude. You like to be
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like to be around others and you'd rather be
away from here. You have a get away from me
look and others find you bitchy and
self-rigious. You'd rather read than be at a
fair but that's ok because that's who you are.
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The Secret Files of Ronald Weasley by Ronsbiggestfan09
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!
Date: 02/10/05 Title: Chapter 1: PART ONE
10!10!10!10!10!10!10!10! Just great...This is sooooooooooooo funny but I couldn't laugh because my computer teacher was somewhere in the room...
Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
Date: 02/21/05 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Returning to Hogwarts
Hey? Who took all my marshmellows? OH IT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER AETHELSTAN! GIVE IT BACK, YOU!!!! (that's not really his name) It's scary, I was reading this and they got stolen.
Author's Response: Ooooh, Voldemort's in your house!!! Or Harry, of course...
Date: 02/25/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Unfair!!!
DON"T LISTEN TO CRITIC! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON"T!
Author's Response: Don't worry, I'm not swayed that easily.
Date: 02/15/05 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four: Dancing Against The Dark Arts
I LOVE MARSHMELLOWS! I'M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO LOOKS IN SWISS MISS CHOCOLATE POWDER FOR THEM...
Author's Response: Aww, you and Voldie should hook up!
Date: 02/22/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Unfair!!!
HEY! My brother really does look like Harry....maybe he's my brother's alter ego....
Author's Response: Maybe....hmm..maybe indeed. Watch him around marshmallows, and don't say I didn't warn you!
Date: 02/20/05 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five: Like Marshmallows From A Baby
I know how Harry feels. Once, I ran out of marshmellows, too.
Author's Response: And you got through that? How? Tell me, how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! by hal_01
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.
Date: 02/12/05 Title: Chapter 1: PART 1: HILARITY ENSUES!
Well...I'm still sad over the loss of Errol...*grins* Just kidding. I still LUV THE STORY!
Date: 02/04/05 Title: Chapter 10: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.
Oh no! Not errol! NOOOOO! THE WORLD HAS ENDED! THERE IS NO MORE REASON TO BE ALIVE ANYMORE!
Author's Response: Not Errol! Errol's great, but I never figured anyone cared about him, so I killed him off. My mistake, haha.
Date: 02/01/05 Title: Chapter 9: Part 9
YAY! I'M FIRST! This is so hilarious, I almost died laughing.
Author's Response: Haha cool! Thanks heaps for review!
Date: 02/14/05 Title: None
I'm 215th!
Author's Response: YAY!!!! I already posted the story anyways. so now we just have to wait about three more days.
Date: 02/10/05 Title: None
After some skiing, I still feel like partying, so I BROUGHT SOME BALLOONS AND SOME STREAMER *hic* I shoudn't have dunk that 40th bottle of firewhishky...*hic* I'm not old enough to drink anyway...
Author's Response: U'VE ONLY HAD FORTY!!!!!!*HIC* I-I I'VE HAD UHHH.....ERM....SIXTY SEVEN OR SEVENTY SIX?*HIC* I NEED BLACK COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *background music 'who let the dogs out?'*
Date: 02/25/05 Title: None
Uh...I don't have a religion. BUT I prayed to myself and it worked...
Author's Response: YAY!!! PRAYER WORKS!!! GO PRAYER!!! GOD BLESS ALL!!! (especially AMERICA!!! tehe srry I'm a little biased...)
Date: 02/11/05 Title: None
Can I be in the chapter too? I'll shtop drinking if you do that...*hic* Ten times infinity! And I got Shiriush a nishe doggy collar with diamondsh and shtuff...
Author's Response: Hmmm.....it's a possability! But right now I kinda have a writers block *shudder* and i haven't started chp 6 yet. I'll let u on two conditions 1) U stop drinking 2) You can come up with a crazy and funny idea of what is to happen next and a character u can play...unless I get an idea first. but it can't disrup my ideas for the future of this story. Tanxs 4 the 10! and how many itmes do I have to tell u that SIRIUS DOESN'T LIKE COLLARS!!! Not even PRETTY ONES WITH DIAMONDS!!!
Date: 02/25/05 Title: None
And.. how soon is soon? I wanna see the quidditch match quite soon!
Author's Response: uh...i don't know...I'm at the part where the band comes in to sing @ the party and Fred and George just showed up...but I'm going camping today @ 6 and I'm not coming back till Sunday afternoon...and there are no computers at the camp and my dad wouldn't bring the laptop for anything since he believs we have to experience a very Outdorish camp with limited technology...wierd i know...but that really is a policy for camping! but a/w I'll be working had when I get back! the seventh chappie will be done by Tuesday! I'm setting my self up a due date! ~Cheers!
Date: 02/19/05 Title: None
aaawwww...too bad I can't be in the band. *Sobs pitifully* I play guitar.... BUT I CAN"T BE IN THE BAND! *WAILS AND CRIES A LOT.*
Author's Response: there there, here's a tissue::gives u a tissue::
Date: 02/19/05 Title: None
Oh, try sending an e-mail to the mugglenet staff if they kept your chapter too long. It worked for me.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'll try that!
Date: 02/19/05 Title: None
Say, "I've waited more than four days so how come my chapter is still in Queue?" or something. It works!
Author's Response: I did it! And I made the email sound "efficient"! I jsut hope I get a response soon...
Date: 02/19/05 Title: None
I'm serious. I sent one once and they gave me a nice letter explaining why.
Author's Response: I hope I get something like that! I've been waiting TOO LONG!!!!